NARUTO CHILDREN NEED HELP!

Naruto- Hyperactive and colorblind
me: Seriously, what kind of ninja wears orange. And with blue no less...

Sasuke- Emo. That is all
"My brother hates me, I'm going to slit and post pictures on MySpace."

Sakura- Obsessive compulsive
"Like OMG Saskay! SASKAY SASKAY! HAI SASKAY!!! SASKAAAAAY!! LOLOL SASKAY-KUN!"

Gaara- Anstey self-centered brat
"Stop stealing my breathing space damit! Death hax no jutsu!!"

Neji- Superiority complex
"You are all n00bs. Everyone is a n00b but me. Neji 13h 1337 h4x0r, 'cause I was born 1337 and pwnsome."
me: what does most of that even mean?!

Rock Lee- No fashion sense... among other things
Pointing to his hair "The bowl cut of TRUTH!"
Pointing to his jumpsuit "The green jumpsuit of LOVE!"
Pointing to the sparkles "The sparkles of YOUTH!"


Shikamaru- No motivation whatsoever
ZZZzzZZzZz... Life is too troublesome. Fourteen hours and counting.

Kiba- Identity crisis
me: Kiba you are not a dog.
"SHUT THE HECK UP! DON'T TELL ME WHAT I AM! ARF!"
me: facepalms

Ino- Teenage girl syndrome
"Ahh Sasuke-Kun, am I pretty? You KNOW I am I even cheated and nearly starved myself half to death for you!"

Haku- is not a boy
"oh..." :'(

Hinata- No backbone
"Na-na-naruto kun. S-so like, how's th- AGH I can't do this." SPLODE

Kankuro- Lack of common sense
me: Dude, you live in the frickin' desert. It's a wonder that full body black suit doesn't give you heat stroke.