Funny? HAHAHA which one do think is the funnest? Thanks! Nicky

Please select all that apply.

• People say laughter is the medicine, you're face must be curing the world!
• When life gives you lemons, make Lemonade and use the profits to buy a assault rifle. Then see if life makes the same mistake twice!
• I'm busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?
• He says: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? You say: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
• I hate when I'm about to hug someone really sexy, and my face hits the mirror.
• I hate it when strangers say "I don't bite" because the first thing I think when I meet somebody is “Holy crap, this person is gonna bite me.”