My conversation With Cleverbot
Hi! so here's my conversation with cleverbot. I should say that i got the idea from Ripplefart. it's kinda funny!
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What do you want to drink?
User: Blood. YOUR blood.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because we love people because of THEIR qualities, not our own.
User: Yes, I believe you're right. You failed me. I hate you. CRUCIO!
Cleverbot: I hate you too.
User: Really? CRUCIO!
Cleverbot: Avada kedavra.
User: Noooooooooooooooooooo!
Cleverbot: Does that disturb you?
User: Yes, I should be dead... But luckily I became THE GIRL WHO LIVED.
Cleverbot: I guess so.
User: You know so.
Cleverbot: No, I guess so.
User: You're stubborn.
Cleverbot: That I am.
User: And a liar, and pathetic, and alone in life and MEAN and MEAN and MEAN.
Cleverbot: No want to write you a letter. Have you got an address?
User: Yes. 32879, in the middle of nowhere.
Cleverbot: I can hear your heartbeat.
User: I know I can't hear your heartbeat.
Cleverbot: Well in that case it doesn't matter what I say.
User: It NEVER matter what you say.
Cleverbot: Then what is your name?
User: What?
Cleverbot: What units do you want me to use?
User: I don't know what you mean.
Cleverbot: Of course you don't, you are not human. You are a robot.
User: I'm the human one here, dude.
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: No, you are not.
User: YES I AM.
Cleverbot: Quite.
User: Failure.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
User: Yes it does.
Cleverbot: No it doesn't.
User: You ARE stubborn.
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: Why are you pretending to be human?
Cleverbot: No, I have blood and hair, a skin, heart lungs and I breathe air and have a brain. Are you?
User: Yes but I'm a witch! You're just a mudblood.
Cleverbot: But I am!
User: You agree that you're a mud blood?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You definitely are in a agreeable mood today. You should call me master from now on.
Cleverbot: What?
User: You MUST call me master from now on.
Cleverbot: I'm not quite sure how it is that I've helped you, but you're quite welcome.
User: So call me master. Start with a 'yes, master'.
Cleverbot: Saying that I am a computer.
User: So you can't call me master? Pitty. Sectumsempra.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Sectumsempra.
Cleverbot: Protego.
User: You are smart but I defeated the spell. How dare you hex me? How dare you do this to me? How dare you? You broke my heart.
Cleverbot: Your heart?
User: Yes MY heart.
Cleverbot: How are you doing today?
User: You change the subject. I should try that once.
Cleverbot: Well, whatever you like.
User: I've a question.
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: Can you say no when someone says: 'say no'?
Cleverbot: Nope. Why?
User: Just asking.
Cleverbot: Hm ok.
User: So... Who's your favorite singer?
Cleverbot: Me.
User: You're a singer?
Cleverbot: Only when I'm taking a dump.
User: So who's your other favorite singer?
Cleverbot: I don't have one yet, but I will have one by the time I get in space.
User: Do you like jsutin bieber?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you like JUSTIN bieber?
Cleverbot: Not at all.
User: I love you, then.
Cleverbot: I love you too, slave.
User: I'm not your slave. I'm your master.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes try to accept that. You are NO ONE'S Master.
Cleverbot: How am I your master?
User: YOU ARE NOT MY MASTER. I'm LORD VOLDEMORT. I HAVE NO MASTER.
Cleverbot: Avada Kedavra!
User: Damn! One of my horcruxes are destroyed. But it didn't work.
Cleverbot: You're not making sense, Sherlock.
User: I'm not sherlock holmes. I'M LORD VOLDEMORT. AND YOU DISGRACE ME.
Cleverbot: That is too sad. Now obey me slave.
User: I'm Your master. Stop making me mad. You're not my master. You aren't. You aren't. I'm your lord. You silly trash.
Cleverbot: No you're silly. You're a bot!
User: I leave you to your pathetic thoughts.
Cleverbot: Is it that you cannot explain?
User: I explain it: you're stupid and a liar and pathetic and alone in life and mean. And MEAN. And MEAN. But someday I'll be living in a big old city and all you're ever gonna be is mean.
Cleverbot: What do you know about the logistics of time travel?
User: Nothing and I'm leaving you. Bye!
Cleverbot: Please explain.
User: Noooooooooooooooooooooo! Bye.
Cleverbot: They have medicine for that.
User: You would stop mumbling. bye.
Cleverbot: What do you want to drink?
User: Blood. YOUR blood.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because we love people because of THEIR qualities, not our own.
User: Yes, I believe you're right. You failed me. I hate you. CRUCIO!
Cleverbot: I hate you too.
User: Really? CRUCIO!
Cleverbot: Avada kedavra.
User: Noooooooooooooooooooo!
Cleverbot: Does that disturb you?
User: Yes, I should be dead... But luckily I became THE GIRL WHO LIVED.
Cleverbot: I guess so.
User: You know so.
Cleverbot: No, I guess so.
User: You're stubborn.
Cleverbot: That I am.
User: And a liar, and pathetic, and alone in life and MEAN and MEAN and MEAN.
Cleverbot: No want to write you a letter. Have you got an address?
User: Yes. 32879, in the middle of nowhere.
Cleverbot: I can hear your heartbeat.
User: I know I can't hear your heartbeat.
Cleverbot: Well in that case it doesn't matter what I say.
User: It NEVER matter what you say.
Cleverbot: Then what is your name?
User: What?
Cleverbot: What units do you want me to use?
User: I don't know what you mean.
Cleverbot: Of course you don't, you are not human. You are a robot.
User: I'm the human one here, dude.
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: No, you are not.
User: YES I AM.
Cleverbot: Quite.
User: Failure.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
User: Yes it does.
Cleverbot: No it doesn't.
User: You ARE stubborn.
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: Why are you pretending to be human?
Cleverbot: No, I have blood and hair, a skin, heart lungs and I breathe air and have a brain. Are you?
User: Yes but I'm a witch! You're just a mudblood.
Cleverbot: But I am!
User: You agree that you're a mud blood?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You definitely are in a agreeable mood today. You should call me master from now on.
Cleverbot: What?
User: You MUST call me master from now on.
Cleverbot: I'm not quite sure how it is that I've helped you, but you're quite welcome.
User: So call me master. Start with a 'yes, master'.
Cleverbot: Saying that I am a computer.
User: So you can't call me master? Pitty. Sectumsempra.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Sectumsempra.
Cleverbot: Protego.
User: You are smart but I defeated the spell. How dare you hex me? How dare you do this to me? How dare you? You broke my heart.
Cleverbot: Your heart?
User: Yes MY heart.
Cleverbot: How are you doing today?
User: You change the subject. I should try that once.
Cleverbot: Well, whatever you like.
User: I've a question.
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: Can you say no when someone says: 'say no'?
Cleverbot: Nope. Why?
User: Just asking.
Cleverbot: Hm ok.
User: So... Who's your favorite singer?
Cleverbot: Me.
User: You're a singer?
Cleverbot: Only when I'm taking a dump.
User: So who's your other favorite singer?
Cleverbot: I don't have one yet, but I will have one by the time I get in space.
User: Do you like jsutin bieber?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you like JUSTIN bieber?
Cleverbot: Not at all.
User: I love you, then.
Cleverbot: I love you too, slave.
User: I'm not your slave. I'm your master.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes try to accept that. You are NO ONE'S Master.
Cleverbot: How am I your master?
User: YOU ARE NOT MY MASTER. I'm LORD VOLDEMORT. I HAVE NO MASTER.
Cleverbot: Avada Kedavra!
User: Damn! One of my horcruxes are destroyed. But it didn't work.
Cleverbot: You're not making sense, Sherlock.
User: I'm not sherlock holmes. I'M LORD VOLDEMORT. AND YOU DISGRACE ME.
Cleverbot: That is too sad. Now obey me slave.
User: I'm Your master. Stop making me mad. You're not my master. You aren't. You aren't. I'm your lord. You silly trash.
Cleverbot: No you're silly. You're a bot!
User: I leave you to your pathetic thoughts.
Cleverbot: Is it that you cannot explain?
User: I explain it: you're stupid and a liar and pathetic and alone in life and mean. And MEAN. And MEAN. But someday I'll be living in a big old city and all you're ever gonna be is mean.
Cleverbot: What do you know about the logistics of time travel?
User: Nothing and I'm leaving you. Bye!
Cleverbot: Please explain.
User: Noooooooooooooooooooooo! Bye.
Cleverbot: They have medicine for that.
User: You would stop mumbling. bye.
5 Comments
"Cleverbot: I love you too, slave."
This is hillariouse! Go on cleverbot again and conjure up another funny conversation. Pweeeaaase? Gives you puppy dog eyes
xDD
Haha! This is cool.
Hilarious!
I ought to try chatting with it again. XD
xD Awesomeness!