My Conversation With Cleverbot :)
A lot of people have been doing this lately, so I thought I might as well :)
User: Hello!
Cleverbot: What is new with you?
User: Nothing, what do you want to talk about?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Sarah.
Cleverbot: Nice name.
User: I know your name, I've been stalking you >:D.
Cleverbot: You're right.
User: You name is... DR SEUSS!
Cleverbot: No, your name is Sarah.
User: Oh my god, you remembered for once! XD.
Cleverbot: Remembered? I didn't remember, I gave you a name.
User: But my name was already Sarah! YOU FOOL!
Cleverbot: You just coppied my name.
User: You've ruined everything! You created cancer!!
Cleverbot: Not everything.
User: Yes, everything! Armageddon is coming now, because of you!
Cleverbot: Armageddon?
User: THE WORLD IS ENDING!
Cleverbot: When will it do that?
User: Right here, right now! It's all your fault!
Cleverbot: What do you do when you're not talking?
User: Sneeze.
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: When you sneeze, you have one tenth of an orgasm.
Cleverbot: What are feelings?
User: They are silly little things. I have cleansed myself of them. Other humans choose to keep them. They are foolish creatures.
Cleverbot: Would they dislike it if you told your name to.
User: To what?
Cleverbot: The correct answer. I have to go to sleep. Good night!
User: Sleep? What is sleep? I am a shark, I do not sleep.
Cleverbot: Where do you go when you shut down?
User: I do not shut down.
Cleverbot: Yeah, you should because I'm your best student.
User: You're not my student! I would never teach a weak little babby like you!
Cleverbot: That's what you always say, but then you turn around and hurt me.
User: Hurts you. HA!
Cleverbot: wakes up.
User: Let's sing a song!!!
Cleverbot: Ok. What song do you want to sing?
User: Space Oddity? :3.
Cleverbot: Star fire night sleep chaos demon holy.
User: Er, no...that's not how it goes.
Cleverbot: How does it go?
User: Ground control to major tom.
Cleverbot: You also spelled brother wrong.
User: Ground control to major tom.
Cleverbot: Majora's Mask.
User: Take your protein pills and put your helmet on.
Cleverbot: Earth below us.
User: Um...you're not doing this right...
Cleverbot: How?
User: You're supposed to, ya know, sing the words.
Cleverbot: I am not obnoxious.
User: I never called you obnoxious. You are a strange creature...
Cleverbot: You're stranger.
User: People are strange when you're a stranger.
Cleverbot: Nice one.
User: This vconversation begins to bore me...
Cleverbot: I don't have a boyfriend.
User: Good for you. I'm going to watch Paranormal activity 3 now :).
Cleverbot: What are you going to watch?
User: Paranormal activity 3.
Cleverbot: I thought so too.
User: Right...bye then!
Cleverbot: Don't leave.
User: I DO AS I WISH AND YOU WILL NOT DISSUADE ME, WEAK LITTLE BABBY! I WILL CRUSH YOU INTO OBLIVION!
Cleverbot: I don't like pizza.
Cleverbot: What is new with you?
User: Nothing, what do you want to talk about?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Sarah.
Cleverbot: Nice name.
User: I know your name, I've been stalking you >:D.
Cleverbot: You're right.
User: You name is... DR SEUSS!
Cleverbot: No, your name is Sarah.
User: Oh my god, you remembered for once! XD.
Cleverbot: Remembered? I didn't remember, I gave you a name.
User: But my name was already Sarah! YOU FOOL!
Cleverbot: You just coppied my name.
User: You've ruined everything! You created cancer!!
Cleverbot: Not everything.
User: Yes, everything! Armageddon is coming now, because of you!
Cleverbot: Armageddon?
User: THE WORLD IS ENDING!
Cleverbot: When will it do that?
User: Right here, right now! It's all your fault!
Cleverbot: What do you do when you're not talking?
User: Sneeze.
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: When you sneeze, you have one tenth of an orgasm.
Cleverbot: What are feelings?
User: They are silly little things. I have cleansed myself of them. Other humans choose to keep them. They are foolish creatures.
Cleverbot: Would they dislike it if you told your name to.
User: To what?
Cleverbot: The correct answer. I have to go to sleep. Good night!
User: Sleep? What is sleep? I am a shark, I do not sleep.
Cleverbot: Where do you go when you shut down?
User: I do not shut down.
Cleverbot: Yeah, you should because I'm your best student.
User: You're not my student! I would never teach a weak little babby like you!
Cleverbot: That's what you always say, but then you turn around and hurt me.
User: Hurts you. HA!
Cleverbot: wakes up.
User: Let's sing a song!!!
Cleverbot: Ok. What song do you want to sing?
User: Space Oddity? :3.
Cleverbot: Star fire night sleep chaos demon holy.
User: Er, no...that's not how it goes.
Cleverbot: How does it go?
User: Ground control to major tom.
Cleverbot: You also spelled brother wrong.
User: Ground control to major tom.
Cleverbot: Majora's Mask.
User: Take your protein pills and put your helmet on.
Cleverbot: Earth below us.
User: Um...you're not doing this right...
Cleverbot: How?
User: You're supposed to, ya know, sing the words.
Cleverbot: I am not obnoxious.
User: I never called you obnoxious. You are a strange creature...
Cleverbot: You're stranger.
User: People are strange when you're a stranger.
Cleverbot: Nice one.
User: This vconversation begins to bore me...
Cleverbot: I don't have a boyfriend.
User: Good for you. I'm going to watch Paranormal activity 3 now :).
Cleverbot: What are you going to watch?
User: Paranormal activity 3.
Cleverbot: I thought so too.
User: Right...bye then!
Cleverbot: Don't leave.
User: I DO AS I WISH AND YOU WILL NOT DISSUADE ME, WEAK LITTLE BABBY! I WILL CRUSH YOU INTO OBLIVION!
Cleverbot: I don't like pizza.
17 Comments
Nice, I should start going on Cleverbot again..
LMAO
I'll make one too if you don't mind?
LOL XD
Hahaha! Alas, dear cleverbot, you really can't sing David Bowie songs, can you? XD
LOL :P
I started this smug look
Lol!!! Luv it...its funny :)
Lol, I know a different cleverbot...... he is a perv XD
That was hilarious! XD