Funny quotes from my life!
These are quots from my friend, movies and books and stuff! Enjoy!
"You have to look for things that don't exist!"
My teacher on our topic marketing talking about 'making a gap in the market'!
"Who's ready to dye?"
My teacher when we were dying our backgrounds!
"You may not have the right kind of shirt for the Eco Schools..." My friend Basti waffleing about somthing when we were showing prospective parents around the school.
"Dan, I always knew this day would come when you would turn gay. DON'T SAY I DID'NT WARN YA!" Me to my friend Dan when he came in the corridor in his football stuff and something stuffed up his shorts to make them look really flared!
"So that means that I'm actually... Mexican? DOUBLE FACE PALM'D!" Eden quoting from 'Smosh: THE NEW GHOST BUSTERS! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiW7zE77dz0
Year 5 comes in "Ummm, someone dropped this pack of needles on the playground (from selling poppies for Rememberance Sunday)
Everyone in acusing voice: "Jake!" (He was selling poppies last)
Jake: "Grace!"
"George, look I'm your best friend in all of this but theres only so much I can do when you turn up in a dress!" Mike O'Donald (Zac Effron) in 17 Again.
"Trust me on this, your lookin' at Scarlet kickin' your out the house and the kids wanting nothing to do with you as a negitive! When in fact... I guess it's mostly a negitive, is'nt it? I mean I had no up side for that" Ned from 17 Again
Mike's boss: "Mike! Whats crack-a-lacking?"
Mike: "I'll tell you whats crack-a-lacking! Are you kidding me!? Wendys been here 2 months! I've been here 16 years, I got the best numbers on the team!"
Mike's boss: "Think of it as a complament. Think of it as us saying... your to vallubul to promote!"
Mike: "What the matter Meggy? This used to be you favourite place!"
Meg: "Yeah! When I was like, 8!"
Naomi: "Mike."
Mike: "Niomi."
Naomi: "Naomi!"
Mike: "I don't care!"
"Vampire would'nt tell." Ned from 17 Again
Mike: "The Janitor!"
Ned: "The Janitor?"
Mike: "Mabey this is'nt about me!"
Ned: "It's about you."
Mike: "OK what if it is about me!?"
Ned: "OK you do what you have to do but don't even think about sucking me into this with you! Hayden was the low point of my exsitence and I vowed I would never go back to that godfrorsacen place! EVER, EVER, EVER! NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER!" Shows Ned at Hayden High School "I hate you."
"Look who your talking too! I'm the guy that invented the softwear that stopped people stealing music. I also invented the softwear that help people steal music but thats a happy coinsdence!" Ned from 17 Again
Ned: "I think our hands just made a baby."
Mike: "Excuse my dad, he's not uesed to talking to atractive women!"
Mrs. Mastersin: "Thank you..."
Mike: "Mark!"
Mrs. Mastersin: "Thank you Mark for that flattering yet toatally inapropiate comment! Please sit."
My teacher on our topic marketing talking about 'making a gap in the market'!
"Who's ready to dye?"
My teacher when we were dying our backgrounds!
"You may not have the right kind of shirt for the Eco Schools..." My friend Basti waffleing about somthing when we were showing prospective parents around the school.
"Dan, I always knew this day would come when you would turn gay. DON'T SAY I DID'NT WARN YA!" Me to my friend Dan when he came in the corridor in his football stuff and something stuffed up his shorts to make them look really flared!
"So that means that I'm actually... Mexican? DOUBLE FACE PALM'D!" Eden quoting from 'Smosh: THE NEW GHOST BUSTERS! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiW7zE77dz0
Year 5 comes in "Ummm, someone dropped this pack of needles on the playground (from selling poppies for Rememberance Sunday)
Everyone in acusing voice: "Jake!" (He was selling poppies last)
Jake: "Grace!"
"George, look I'm your best friend in all of this but theres only so much I can do when you turn up in a dress!" Mike O'Donald (Zac Effron) in 17 Again.
"Trust me on this, your lookin' at Scarlet kickin' your out the house and the kids wanting nothing to do with you as a negitive! When in fact... I guess it's mostly a negitive, is'nt it? I mean I had no up side for that" Ned from 17 Again
Mike's boss: "Mike! Whats crack-a-lacking?"
Mike: "I'll tell you whats crack-a-lacking! Are you kidding me!? Wendys been here 2 months! I've been here 16 years, I got the best numbers on the team!"
Mike's boss: "Think of it as a complament. Think of it as us saying... your to vallubul to promote!"
Mike: "What the matter Meggy? This used to be you favourite place!"
Meg: "Yeah! When I was like, 8!"
Naomi: "Mike."
Mike: "Niomi."
Naomi: "Naomi!"
Mike: "I don't care!"
"Vampire would'nt tell." Ned from 17 Again
Mike: "The Janitor!"
Ned: "The Janitor?"
Mike: "Mabey this is'nt about me!"
Ned: "It's about you."
Mike: "OK what if it is about me!?"
Ned: "OK you do what you have to do but don't even think about sucking me into this with you! Hayden was the low point of my exsitence and I vowed I would never go back to that godfrorsacen place! EVER, EVER, EVER! NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER!" Shows Ned at Hayden High School "I hate you."
"Look who your talking too! I'm the guy that invented the softwear that stopped people stealing music. I also invented the softwear that help people steal music but thats a happy coinsdence!" Ned from 17 Again
Ned: "I think our hands just made a baby."
Mike: "Excuse my dad, he's not uesed to talking to atractive women!"
Mrs. Mastersin: "Thank you..."
Mike: "Mark!"
Mrs. Mastersin: "Thank you Mark for that flattering yet toatally inapropiate comment! Please sit."
5 Comments
XD lmao these are great!!
Haha XD
I laughed so hard at the end of the Ghost Busters thing that I started crying X,D
Okay. . . I don't get half of those. Hmm maybe its because i haven't seen those movies.
Haha lol! :-D