My hilarious adventure!

It was a Sunday morning, and I was making scrambled eggs and platypus crap for my mother. She was extremely ill, and I had to go out that day to gather some more fairy piss. At around 9:00 that day, I set off to the Murdering Woods to hunt down some fairies. I was walking by a lot of creepy trees that looked as though they wanted to kill me, and then to a dark area, and that's when I noticed, I was lost.