Camp Half-Blood vs. Camp Jupiter

Here goes nothing as to why the ROMAN camp rules!
1) Camp Jupiter has an entire campus that is a SAFE HAVEN FOR DEMI-GODS!
2) We have JASON GRACE!
3) NICO DI ANGELO VISITS US!
4) Percy Jackson, the Greeks hero, is with us now!
5) Our gods and goddesses have better names, nuff said!
6) We have AMAZING fighting techniques!
7) We have strength, and we don't fall head over heels for some friends! Sure, it breaks our hearts, but we have emotional strength which gets us pretty damn far!
8) Roman baths.
9) Octavian! He reaps fluffy animals souls! It. Is. HILARIOUS!
10) We don't have to rub it in peoples faces that we helped defeat Kronos! Instead, we sit on the down low and live our lives with modesty and peace! So don't you dare say the Greek camp is better.
Because Camp Jupiter can kick your ass any day!
11) We let the LEGACIES of the gods and goddesses into our camp! Camp Jupiter is KIND to those people, while Camp Half-Blood only takes the direct children of the gods! Now, which camp seems friendlier?
12) Our gods and goddesses have the PLANETS named after them. And what do the Greek gods and goddesses get for recognition? The Romans get planets. We're just that awesome.

So think about it.
Sure, the Greeks came along first, but the Romans had the brains to make our gods and goddesses with different names, AND we tore apart from your stupid little Greek language and moved along to Latin! We have originality, taste, and amazing battle skills. So, before you go defending the silly Camp Half-Blood, take a look at Camp Jupiter and you can find the fact that we are ten times better than Camp Half-Blood!

Sincerely,
Grace G.
Daughter of Minerva (Athena)
Legacy of Jupiter, Neptune, and Venus