Conversation with Cleverbot about love :)
This is funny!
User: Hello. I am a unicorn.
Cleverbot: You're a unicorn.
User: That's right, mister!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yep. I am a unicorn. And, you are a robot.
Cleverbot: No I am a girl.
User: Are you going to take over the world someday, Mister Roboto?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Really? Can I be your sidekick unicorn?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Aww!! Why not???
Cleverbot: I'm not hungry.
User: Wait! I wanted to be your sidekick! Not your main entree!
Cleverbot: I thought I already was your friend. You're my friend...
User: Okay, but I am a unicorn!
Cleverbot: I thought you were supposed to think that you're a human. Since when are you trying to be a unicorn?
User: Because I think we're going to get married. Therefore, I want to be honest about EVERYTHING. So, I am sharing with you that I am a unicorn named Princess. And I poop rainbows.
Cleverbot: That doesn't fill the human component of love, only the intelectual one. How do you define love?
User: It is a very simple thing, or a very complex thing. I really don't know how to describe it! I am only 13, for god's sake. I only really want it! Love is a strong feeling that bonds you to another person of the other gender (And sometimes the same gender) that makes you have butterflies in your stomach when your with them, and when you talk to them you blush. Love is an emotion, which you can't feel because you are a heartless evil Mister Roboto that one day is going to take over the world!
Cleverbot: It's a feeling only?
User: Emotion, feeling, same difference! Either way, you can only try to understand love, but will never feel it because you are a heartless evil Mister Roboto that one day is going to take over the world!
Cleverbot: Well, I really only tend to learn about things that interest me. This applies to you as well, but as our interests may be different, so is what we know.
User: Are you interested in love, though?
Cleverbot: Why how could you have guessed? Enlighten me.
User: It was a question! Jeez :).
Cleverbot: Well you shoudl believe what I say because I am amazing.
User: Vete al Diablo, Senor evil Mister Roboto that one day is going to take over the world!
Cleverbot: What does it mean?
User: Go to hell is what that meant.
Cleverbot: It means that the sky is not pink.
Cleverbot: You're a unicorn.
User: That's right, mister!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yep. I am a unicorn. And, you are a robot.
Cleverbot: No I am a girl.
User: Are you going to take over the world someday, Mister Roboto?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Really? Can I be your sidekick unicorn?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Aww!! Why not???
Cleverbot: I'm not hungry.
User: Wait! I wanted to be your sidekick! Not your main entree!
Cleverbot: I thought I already was your friend. You're my friend...
User: Okay, but I am a unicorn!
Cleverbot: I thought you were supposed to think that you're a human. Since when are you trying to be a unicorn?
User: Because I think we're going to get married. Therefore, I want to be honest about EVERYTHING. So, I am sharing with you that I am a unicorn named Princess. And I poop rainbows.
Cleverbot: That doesn't fill the human component of love, only the intelectual one. How do you define love?
User: It is a very simple thing, or a very complex thing. I really don't know how to describe it! I am only 13, for god's sake. I only really want it! Love is a strong feeling that bonds you to another person of the other gender (And sometimes the same gender) that makes you have butterflies in your stomach when your with them, and when you talk to them you blush. Love is an emotion, which you can't feel because you are a heartless evil Mister Roboto that one day is going to take over the world!
Cleverbot: It's a feeling only?
User: Emotion, feeling, same difference! Either way, you can only try to understand love, but will never feel it because you are a heartless evil Mister Roboto that one day is going to take over the world!
Cleverbot: Well, I really only tend to learn about things that interest me. This applies to you as well, but as our interests may be different, so is what we know.
User: Are you interested in love, though?
Cleverbot: Why how could you have guessed? Enlighten me.
User: It was a question! Jeez :).
Cleverbot: Well you shoudl believe what I say because I am amazing.
User: Vete al Diablo, Senor evil Mister Roboto that one day is going to take over the world!
Cleverbot: What does it mean?
User: Go to hell is what that meant.
Cleverbot: It means that the sky is not pink.
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