HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JULIE!

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Chapter 1

Birthday!

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IOnlyCost1Dollar

Happy birthday, Julie! I love you! You're all old now! And old enough to date sixteen yr. old Rupert Grint... wink wank Anyway, don't drink too much Fire Whiskey or Butterbeer. :3 Happy birthday!

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IOnlyCost1Dollar 01-30-2012 at 12:25 AM 2 0
"wink wank" Didn't even catch that...
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i_fly_with_penguins_ 01-30-2012 at 12:25 AM 0 0
I don't know you Julie but happy birthday! :P
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NeedYouNow 01-30-2012 at 12:30 AM 0 0
I don't know ya Julie but HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! :D
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CallitSlutandtheFalcon 01-30-2012 at 3:58 AM 0 0
Thank you, Dani! I didn't even see this until I was on your profile because I have my quiz invites set to once a day. Love you, too! Thank you again!

By the way, I caught that winking fail. Something tells me that your er... questionable... subconscious mind decided to take the opportunity to make itself known. XD
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IOnlyCost1Dollar 01-30-2012 at 4:00 AM 0 0
xDDDD I didn't catch it until it was too late! :P
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CallitSlutandtheFalcon 01-30-2012 at 4:04 AM 0 0
You could always edit it, but that would kind of take the fun out of it. :P
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IOnlyCost1Dollar 01-30-2012 at 4:06 AM 1 0
My sub-conscious mind probably wanted me to put wank. xDD
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CallitSlutandtheFalcon 01-30-2012 at 4:12 AM 1 0
I'm sure it did. Silly subconscious. Ooh! Alliteration!
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IOnlyCost1Dollar 01-30-2012 at 4:17 AM 1 0
Jumping jellybeans, Julie!
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CallitSlutandtheFalcon 01-30-2012 at 4:19 AM 1 0
Ducking donkeys, Dani!

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Yeah. That was lame, even for me. XD
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IOnlyCost1Dollar 01-30-2012 at 4:22 AM 1 0
Stuttering Slytherin snakes slither slickly slightly silver.
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CallitSlutandtheFalcon 01-30-2012 at 4:27 AM 1 0
Gutsy Gryffindors grew gorilla gardens. Grading gorillas was guaranteed to guard gravely, ghost-like granola. Giving germy gowns gave giddy, grotesque gains to Gryffindors.

I tried. :P
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IOnlyCost1Dollar 01-30-2012 at 4:28 AM 1 0
Rustic Ravenclaws... I got nothing. xDDD
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CallitSlutandtheFalcon 01-30-2012 at 4:30 AM 1 0
Rustic Ravenclaws raged. Regarding rusty rocks, Ricky Rawr, a Ravenclaw, rounded ragged runners repetitively.

R is easier than G, I think.
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IOnlyCost1Dollar 01-30-2012 at 4:31 AM 1 0
Ravenclaws raved. xDDDDDD
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CallitSlutandtheFalcon 01-30-2012 at 4:33 AM 0 0
I tried my best. :P

How did we even start this random conversation? Does this count as a conversation? XD
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IOnlyCost1Dollar 01-30-2012 at 4:35 AM 0 0
You did alliteration. Silly Julie. Julie's wild.
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CallitSlutandtheFalcon 01-30-2012 at 4:37 AM 0 0
I'm wild? Bahaha! That's preposterous. XD
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IOnlyCost1Dollar 01-30-2012 at 4:38 AM 0 0
Pervy prude presently known as Julie 0.0
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CallitSlutandtheFalcon 01-30-2012 at 4:47 AM 0 0
Pervy? I... Uh... Excuse me while I think of a comeback.
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BoulevardOfBrokenDreams_ 01-30-2012 at 8:14 PM 0 0
Hai :D

Thought I should join in the conversation :P

Happy sweet sixteen, hun.
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CallitSlutandtheFalcon 01-30-2012 at 8:18 PM 0 0
Thanks, Mamber! :D
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SineDoloreActe 01-31-2012 at 7:57 AM 0 0
Are we going to throw an MTV parteyh?
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BoulevardOfBrokenDreams_ 01-31-2012 at 8:43 PM 0 0
We totally should XD I wish we could all groupchat and, like, party, but that wouldn't work....WE'LL DO IT FOR MY BIRTHDAY THOUGH!
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CallitSlutandtheFalcon 01-31-2012 at 9:05 PM 0 0
What are we talking about?
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SineDoloreActe 01-30-2012 at 3:46 PM 0 0
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JULIE! I WRITE THIS ALL IN CAPITAL AND MAYBE EVEN WITHOUT PROPER GRAMMAR BECAUSE IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY AND YOU'RE TOO COOL FOR ME TO CARE SO HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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CallitSlutandtheFalcon 01-30-2012 at 8:19 PM 0 0
Thank you, Bree! LOL! XD
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YoureSuchAHurthead 01-30-2012 at 5:39 PM 0 0
THIS IS THE SADDEST DAY OF MY LIFE! MY JULIE IS GROWING UP! DDDDDDDX
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CallitSlutandtheFalcon 01-30-2012 at 8:19 PM 0 0
Don't be sad, Adidas! Besides, I technically haven't grown any older than I do a usual day. You're just adding another year onto my age. XD
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YoureSuchAHurthead 01-30-2012 at 8:40 PM 0 0
YOU'RE EVEN SAYING SMARTER THINGS THAN USUAL! WAAHHZkabzksjsjJjdksmsb
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CallitSlutandtheFalcon 01-31-2012 at 9:05 PM 0 0
Wait... I don't get it... O.O
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YoureSuchAHurthead 01-31-2012 at 9:22 PM 0 0
Shhhhh its okay... don't cry....
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Your_Song 01-31-2012 at 11:54 PM 0 0
Happy birthday person named Julie! :D NOW LET'S HAVE SOME CAKE! XD crashes random party that may or may not be for Julie :D
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_Integrity_ 05-21-2012 at 4:35 PM 0 0
I randomly read this again. O_O