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right so there was this really cool waffle and he siad to voldemort hey hon' you got any grapes. Voldemort said weeeellll hmm I think the guy at the lemonade stand has some grapes ask him. The waffle waddled away till the very next day bump bump bumpidy bump ----Breaking News--- A karate dude just broke a wood peice one cm thick. Yes 1 cm thick I think we have to rename what is storng---- and back to the story (sorta) and the duck then said to the women running the store hey..continued in part 2. Yo wait I'm not done you idiot. Wait did you just call me an idiot. YEA' WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU PROMISED TO COME HOME TO EAT MY HOMEMADE SLIMY WORMS AND FRENCH TOAST. Yo mom chill I mean the theory of evolution doesn't mean that waffles have to...um..oh yes..wait.. lemme start over because that dog just started barking (dog stares questionably for the dog ain't barked) Hey mr Narrator shut up and let me tell the story. Mr Naratore then duoble powns the guy and says "Hey well you ain't use apoostrophies" O' yea MRNARRAOTER GUES WHAT "What the fact that I am a Mrs. and that you spelt the last scentance wrong without the apostrophies needed" How do I now you are a Mrs. "Honey will you come here with Willbur" O leme guess Wilbur that pig guy. (Oh yes kids don't forget you periods they are kinda important)[Kids why did the kid talk in my Mic]{Well...}[Get on with it]. Right so now I decided that voldemort actually had the keys for Ms.Jonsons house but he ate them becuase his childhood hero was Joey Pigza swallowed a key and other really cool stuff that even the eagle on my desk can't talk about {whats that...oh yea I didn't forget you dollar bills} Sorry that was goerge washington. He wanted my waffles to eat. Hmm yea I know mommy I have to save the draft. HEY wait where is mommy. Oh yea I forgot she is in the kitchen doing something (Hey son don't bring me in the topic)...Until I finish my bathroom break ---Breaking news--- A bathroom break by this author guy....Just let me go mr,ms,mrs newsreporter. Sorry I am not a Mr,Ms or even a Mrs. I am a Mklfjksioiuoifglekgugl...Hey why are you in the bathroom................................ "Hey I just noticed that the ?mark on the chapter title is pixelated."Said the camera man.