How 2 commit social suicide (By the one with the most experience)
Soooocial suicide is something that can happen anytime, anywhere and without warning. Of course, many popular guys and galls tire of their endless texts, messages, phone calls and conversations that come from fame. THIS GUIDE IS THE ANSWER 2 ALL YOUR PROBLEMS! (if you are in anyway sensitive to homophobic remarks, this may not be 4 U)
1) smear yogurt all down your tshirt and leave it to dry, be4 licking it off in class as hard as you can (works gr8 4 boys)
2) Beat up your girlfriend in front of everyone
3) stand up in an exam and yell: "EVERYONE! WHO HERE LIKES POKEMON? I HAVE ALL THE GAMES AND BOOKS AND I WATCH IT ALL THE TIME AND I SECRETLY LIKE ASH EVEN THOUGH IM 17!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4) Come out of the closet to all of your same gender friends and try to hug them
5) Hug the headmaster/principal in assembly and cry into their shoulder
6) Catch swine flu and touch everyone after making it known
7) snort in the middle of a science experiment and pick your nose violently with the scalpel or any other sharp instrument
8) make nerdy jokes and laugh at them for hours on end as hard as you can
9) eat quark plasma (This is also physical suicide)
10) y+16>(3.14159265358...)/d = social suicide :D
This is part one completed.
2) Beat up your girlfriend in front of everyone
3) stand up in an exam and yell: "EVERYONE! WHO HERE LIKES POKEMON? I HAVE ALL THE GAMES AND BOOKS AND I WATCH IT ALL THE TIME AND I SECRETLY LIKE ASH EVEN THOUGH IM 17!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4) Come out of the closet to all of your same gender friends and try to hug them
5) Hug the headmaster/principal in assembly and cry into their shoulder
6) Catch swine flu and touch everyone after making it known
7) snort in the middle of a science experiment and pick your nose violently with the scalpel or any other sharp instrument
8) make nerdy jokes and laugh at them for hours on end as hard as you can
9) eat quark plasma (This is also physical suicide)
10) y+16>(3.14159265358...)/d = social suicide :D
This is part one completed.
4 Comments
hahahaaaa....whaa????
That's just awesomesauce. I feel like I've learned so much :)
Then you are on the road to true wisdom
xD This is interesting, although I think I'm a-ok with being the unknown person.... NINJA VANISH!