My angry rant about Percy Jackson.
UGH I HATE IT DX!!!!
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Sorry! I diddn't make myself that clear. I don't hate the BOOKS. I hate the movie. Because it's NOTHING like the books! Ugh Dx ANNABETHS HAIR!!! Ever wondered why they're not making a second movie? It's because the wole movie would be skrewed up because of the MISSING CLARICE! Annabehts beutifull hair is missing :'( And what the heck is up with Grover? No racism or anything but... He's not supposed to be... Well, it doesn't say it specificly in the book (that I can recall), but I'm pretty sure he's hoale. WAIT! Sorry you guys don't know what that is Dx I'm pretty sure he's white. Sorry, haole is the Hawaiian word for 'white person'. And he's supposed to have BROWN CURLY HAIR, DAMN IT! Ugh. AND ANNABETHS HAIR DX DX!!!!!!!!! And Percy does NOT go on a 'quest'! HE SNEAKS OUT! Rule breaker... Anyway, I'm mad. VERY mad. THEY LEFT OUT MY FAVORITE PART! Remeber they were supposed to go on, 'The Boat-Ride of Love'? That was my favorite part :( And Annabeth is NEVER supposed to cut Percy up! POOR PERCY! D= THERE IS NO BIG FIGHT SCENE BETWEAN LUKE AND PERCY! Grrrrrrrrrrrr....... "If anybody has an extra helmet, please pas it up!" ~Luke Castillian. WTH?!?! WHY THE HECK WOULD SOMEBODY HAVE AN EXTRA HELMET?!?! Sorry, little improbable details tick me off >:( It make bsolutely NO sense why someone would have an extra helmet, because they had NO IDEA that there was going to be a newcomer! WTH?!? Which is ALSO wrong! He's supposed to be with the Hermes' team right away because he's IN THEIR CABIN! And after Annabeth beats him, he crawls to the water because some misterouse voice tells him to! The voice also tells him not to eat the lotus flower (That doesn't exist) and all that stuff! WTC!! (WTC stands for 'what the crap) I know that the voice is supposed to be Poseidon's , but REALLY?!?! UGH!! It also ticks me off that Grover is such a lady's man. WHAT ABOUT HIS GF?!
Well I have to go now. Rant over. Bye :)
Sorry! I diddn't make myself that clear. I don't hate the BOOKS. I hate the movie. Because it's NOTHING like the books! Ugh Dx ANNABETHS HAIR!!! Ever wondered why they're not making a second movie? It's because the wole movie would be skrewed up because of the MISSING CLARICE! Annabehts beutifull hair is missing :'( And what the heck is up with Grover? No racism or anything but... He's not supposed to be... Well, it doesn't say it specificly in the book (that I can recall), but I'm pretty sure he's hoale. WAIT! Sorry you guys don't know what that is Dx I'm pretty sure he's white. Sorry, haole is the Hawaiian word for 'white person'. And he's supposed to have BROWN CURLY HAIR, DAMN IT! Ugh. AND ANNABETHS HAIR DX DX!!!!!!!!! And Percy does NOT go on a 'quest'! HE SNEAKS OUT! Rule breaker... Anyway, I'm mad. VERY mad. THEY LEFT OUT MY FAVORITE PART! Remeber they were supposed to go on, 'The Boat-Ride of Love'? That was my favorite part :( And Annabeth is NEVER supposed to cut Percy up! POOR PERCY! D= THERE IS NO BIG FIGHT SCENE BETWEAN LUKE AND PERCY! Grrrrrrrrrrrr....... "If anybody has an extra helmet, please pas it up!" ~Luke Castillian. WTH?!?! WHY THE HECK WOULD SOMEBODY HAVE AN EXTRA HELMET?!?! Sorry, little improbable details tick me off >:( It make bsolutely NO sense why someone would have an extra helmet, because they had NO IDEA that there was going to be a newcomer! WTH?!? Which is ALSO wrong! He's supposed to be with the Hermes' team right away because he's IN THEIR CABIN! And after Annabeth beats him, he crawls to the water because some misterouse voice tells him to! The voice also tells him not to eat the lotus flower (That doesn't exist) and all that stuff! WTC!! (WTC stands for 'what the crap) I know that the voice is supposed to be Poseidon's , but REALLY?!?! UGH!! It also ticks me off that Grover is such a lady's man. WHAT ABOUT HIS GF?!
Well I have to go now. Rant over. Bye :)



39 Comments
I agree, it would have been a better movie if they followed the book. They could have made a whole series of movies. Also, aren't they supposed to be like 12 or 13 in the firts book? But they're like...16 or smt -_-
They're supposed to be 11! IT MAKES ME SO MAD!
11? W.O.W -_- Was the direct of tht movie high or smt?
That is why i hate the movie!!!! They are supposed to be 11 in the first movie, but they screwed it up!!!!! And they are making the 2nd one but not till next year and its gonna so MESSED UP!!!!!!!!! I hate that movie sooooo much!!!!
How are they gonna make a second one? Thats imposible! Without Clarice, there can't be a new movie!
I completely agree!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The whole movie is so... UGH! And the three pearls as well! They were a gift! and Annabeth is blonde with grey eyes, not dark brunette with bright blue eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry, just having my own rant there... But you get the point. It's completely... UGH!
It is really annoying!! I love the books but the movie, it's so different!
I know! Me too.
ARGH THERE WAS NO CLARISSE, and he just automatically knew that his dad was Poseidon. Hah! Logan Lerman is a cutie though :)) I like that they made Grover black (no racism intended) because it would just be rude to have all white people, wouldn't it? IDK I liked Grover. :)
Yeah, I agree with all of he above. But I was most angry about Annabeth's har >:(
WHAT IN THE WORLD, THEY SPENT THE ENTIRE FIRST HALF LOOKING FOR THE PEARLS! AND, YES! ANNABETH'S HAIR! NO CLAIMING! NO CLARISSE! NO FIGHT WITH ARES! AND, APPARENTLY, LUKE STEALS THE BOLT! But, about Grover, that was kinda racist. AND THEY SHOULD BE 11! AND CHIRON IS SUPPOSED TO TAKE RIPTIDE BACK AFTER THE MUSEUM! AND PERCY IS NOT SUPPOSED TO USE THE FLYING SNEAKERS! AND LUKE DOES NOT GIVE HIM A SHIELD! OR A MAP! THEY GO TO AUNTY EM'S FOR FOOD!!!!
I know! I'm extremely pissed -_-
I did say "No racism or anything but"
True, but it sounded that way to me... BUT I'M GLAD THAT WE AGREE ABOUT ANNABETH'S FREAKING HAIR!
Totally. I think it's safe for a Worst. Movie. Ever. Of course, if I'd never read the book, it'd be OK. But still! They're like, 20! GRRRRR!!!!
20 XD
I was just as outraged right after I saw the movie. If I was Rick Riordan, I would sue...
I know!! It has SO ANNOYING!!
I love how we had this conversation on email. XD XD
Lol yeah xD
I'm glad a black person played Grover. Now a days people have a problem with black people playing well-rounded characters.
My friend Bethany argues they had enough details. I slapped her. She punched me. I broke her fence :D... And her face....
I don't have anything against African Americans, and I'm not racist, I just imagined him as a white person.
I never said you do. Or did I put it in code? cue dramatic gasp and DUN DUN DUNNNN
^.^ LOL
actually, grover doesn't have a girlfriend until like the 4th book....
I don't mean to argue, but Percy only DICOVERS that Grover has a girlfreind in that book. It doesn't say when Grover got a girlfreind.