My friend Rylee

Rylee: OMG MY PHONE'S DEAD!!
Me: OMGEE NO!!!
Rylee:ITS DEAD ITS DEAD ITS DEEAAAAAAAAAD!!
Me: OH MAH GAWD!!
Rylee: OM NOM NOM BLALAAHAAA shoves the phone in her mouth
Me: GO GET UR CHARGAH!
Rylee: OKEEE!! SUPPAH RYLEE TO DA RESCUUU! :
Me:...da fook??
Rylee: AWW THE KITTIES ARE SLEEPING TOGETHER!
Me: I KNOWS!! :3
Rylee: ITS SO CUUTE!! gushy face
Me: GO GET UR FUGGEN CHARER ALREADY GAWD >
Rylee: B AR B!! runs out the door

~LATER~
Rylee: noming on candy
Me: eating candy to
Rylee: i liiiike to pooooopie in MAH PAAANTIES singing
Me: laughing my arse off
Rylee: ELMO! points at elmo toy
Me: OMG EEELMO!!
Rylee: presses te elmo button
Elmo: ELMO LIKES GETTING BIIG KISSES FROM YOU!!
Rylee: on his **** XD
Me: LOL
Rylee: runs into the kitchen and opens the fridge
Me: get out of the flidge!!
Rylee: NO I WILL NOT GET OUT OF THE STUPID FLIDGE!