Here is the screenplay for my Signal to Noise video.

Narrator:I am going to tell you about the mysterious Pillow Ninjas. Remember you have been warned, this image may be disturbing.

(scene switches to Pillow Ninjas fighting)

Narrator: Fact 1, Pillow Ninjas are VERY greedy.

(victum is sound asleep. making obnoxious snoring noises ect. Pillow Ninjas take belongings one by one. Last Pillow Ninja takes victum's sunglasses)

Narrator: Fact 2, Pillow Ninjas are very sneaky. They have teleporting powers.

(Pillow Ninjas seem to "teleport" between separated hiding places)

Narrator: Fact 3, Pillow Ninjas fight with pillows.

(In slow motion, Pillow Ninjas one by one take on lead Pillow Ninja, with various pillows.)

Narrator: These ninjas are dangerous. I repeat, these ninjas are dangerous. To protect yourself from the Pillow Ninjas there are two things to do. One, hold out homework. Pillow Ninjas hate homework.

(victum holds up math homework. Pillow Ninjas crumple to the floor.)

Narrator: But to make sure that the Pillow Ninjas won't attack you for sure, you have to wear wristbands made out of Duct Tape. Duct Tape is their natural enemy.

(Pillow Ninjas silently surround victum and close in. At last second Ninjas fly backward . Victum shows Duct Tape wristband. Then walks away whistling.)

Narrator: Beware the Pillow Ninjas!