1. Jumping Spiders or Wolf Spiders?
2. Black Widows or Woodlouse Hunters?
3. Orb Weavers or Tarantulas?
4. Big and hairy, or small and spindly?
5. Tarantulas: Big, fat abdomens, or small abdomens? (The abdomen is that squishy egg-shaped part that some of us call the butt.)
6. Poisonous spiders or harmless spiders?
7. Spiders that spin webs, or spiders that hunt on foot?
8. Gray spiders or green spiders? (Me: Green spiders??? O.o)
9. Tiny spiders or gigantic spiders?
10. Are you afraid of spiders?
11. Pet tarantulas: Good idea or bad idea?
12. Tarantulas: Goliath Birdeater or Honduran Curlyhair?
13. Tarantulas: Chilean Rose or Martinique Pinktoe?
14. Smooth, shiny spiders or fluffy spiders? (Fluffy??????)
15. Male or female spiders?
16. Finding a spider inside, or finding a spider outside?
17. Would you rather eat a live spider in your sleep, or eat a fried one for breakfast?
18. Baby spiders, or full-grown spiders?
19. Which is cooler: A 12-inch-long tarantula, or a whole nest full of black widows?
20. Black spiders or brown spiders?
21. GIANT spiders, or sparkly pink spiders?
22. Talking spiders, or flying spiders?
23. Ant-mimic spider, or brown recluse?
24. Would you rather: Find a tarantula in your slipper, or find a tarantula in your sock drawer?
25. Would you rather: find a tarantula in your backpack/purse, or find one in your lunch bag?
26. Would you eat a spider for $50?
27. White spiders or yellow spiders? (There *are* white spiders, you know.)
28. Pictures of spiders, or YouTube videos of spiders?
29. Which is better: a spider with a Facebook page, or a spider with a Myspace page? (Wait, there are pages on Myspace, right?)
30. Horror movies about spiders, or documentaries about spiders?
31. Songs about spiders, or poems about spiders?
32. Tarantulas: Gooty Ornamental, or Salem Ornamental?
33. Tarantulas: California Ebony (world's smallest tarantula) or Goliath Birdeater (world's largest tarantula)?
34. This is the last question.
35. Just kidding!
36. Spiders that spin cobwebs, or spiders that spin other webs?
37. Would you rather have a spider go in your nose, or in your mouth?
38. One minute of holding a tarantula, or three minutes of holding a black widow?
39. Spider sandwich, or spider ice cream?
40. Trap-door spiders, or house spiders?
41. Sydney Funnelweb, or King Baboon Tarantula?
42. Catching black widows with only a stick and a plastic jug: Good idea, bad idea, or really bad idea?
43. Okay, this is the last question.
44. No, it isn't. I just have one more question: Was this fun?
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