FUNNY TRUE STORIES
These are all true stories...
Chapter 1
The flower boy and crazy lady...
Okay, so I was at the wildwood park and zoo yesterday with my family for Mother’s Day, and I was taking pictures of the animals, and every time I bent down to get a good shot, and some kid would bend down and take a picture right next to me. He ended up following us all around, and when we were looking at the wolves, he was whispering some secret language, (Marshmellow Mariah Sista) and then he was picking some flowers. He then followed us to the birds, and then he came up to me, handed me a flower, and said “Hi I’m Jason.” I kinda just stared at him, because nothing like that ever happened to me! Well then he said “Do you want it?” I took it, then he asked if I wanted to go fishing with him. I said no thank you. Then he ran away, and my sisters and I started laughing. Then, some lady who was pretty far away from us, yelled “What are you laughing at!?” One of my sisters said “Not you…” “What are you laughing at!?” She repeated. “That boy.” Mariah (Team_Peeta) pointed at the boy running away. “Are you laughing at me!?” The lady said. Then I yelled “We’re not laughing at you!” Then she said “Well that’s rude…” And she walked away. She had stringy hair, lots of tattoos, and no shoes on! GROSS!!!!



10 Comments
That's weird... xP
O.O None of my zoo trips go like that lol XD
Lol
XD thts funny!
That lady was soooo annoying...and weird, haha...marshmallow sista!!! ;D
I know!!! And she said I was rude!?!? MARSHMALLOW SISTA FOREVER!!!!!!!
O.O
LOL That's funny. too bad I never had any finny moments that I remember..
funny*
points Hey look a diarrhea!! You know, like a fawt!! XD