That Girl Over There -Niall Horan Love Story-

My dad woke me up (Yeah, I live with my dad for a year, then I go to my mom next year.) My dad said
"Wake up you have to go to school!" I knew he was joking, It's july. Why would I have to go to school?
"Dad, It's summer. NO SCHOOL YAY!!!" I ran out of my bed yelling, My dad told me to shut up and I continued. He crossed his arms and yelled out "If you don't shut up I'll tell your mother what you did." I gasped and ended my randomness, lol. Uh, so the thing that I did? Me and my boyfriend a few months ago gave eachother H!ck3ys, I know, The smartest decision ever right? And I'm only 17. Well now, thankfully, he's my ex! Yes! Single and ready to mingle, haha! So my dad fixed breakfast and while we we're eating he told me "So, ya know Johanna, My fiancee, Right? She's coming over here later at about 3pm with her son, Louis." Louis eh? Seems pretty old fashioned. It was about 9am, So I decided to call up my best friend EVER! Jocelyn. "Jim's Wh0r3 House, You got the dough, we got the hoe." Joey said (That's what I call her.) In her thick british accent. Yeah, I live in London and I have an american accent. Pretty fit in right? But I wasn't born here. I was born in Boston, MA. in the USA. I'm so jealous of british people! I love their accent. Anyways, I said "You got a natural blonde who can give a good lap dance for only 10 dollars?" In a manly kinda voice. "Yes, yes we do. She's from our school!" She said, then chuckled and I laughed like a whale! Anyways, I said "So, my british friend. You wanna go to the mall?" She answered "Yes my american friend! I'd love to go to the mall!" She said enthusiastically. Wow I love her british accent! She loves my american accent though, Sometimes wishes that she had an american accent! "Okay, Pick me up at 9:30!" I answered, Since she had a car and I didn't. She hung up, as did I. I put on this >> http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=48981221 in less than 10 minutes. 2 minutes later she arrived. I told my dad "Hey daddio! I'm going to the mall with Jocelyn, I'll be back before 11!" He just nodded his head and told me "I don't care just as long as your back before 3!" I said to Jocelyn "Leggo Bee-owtch!" And opened the door and held it for her, "Boogers first." I said as she went outside. I wen't into her Jaguar XK Convertible that I'm absolutely IN LOVE with! We got in the car and she told me the 1D news, Yeah. she's a MAJOR directioner! Then one thing got my attention "So Louis' mom Johanna is getting married in a month." She said "Wait, Johanna....LOUIS?!? MY STEP BROTHER IS GONNA BE LOUIS TOMLINSON AND MY STEPMOM IS GONNA BE JOHANNA ?!?" I said. "YOU DON'T KNOW WHO YOUR OWN STEP-MOTHER IS GONNA BE?" She asked surprised. "WELL MY DAD DIDN'T WANT ME TO MEET HER FOR SOME REASON! I'M MEETING HER AT 3 TODAY!!" I yelled. "Oh my focking gosh. Can I come....please..?" She layed a puppy face on me, Dammit, I can't lie. It's just so hard to resist her puppy face! Even without it I'd still let her go. "OF COURSE! Just don't embarrass yourself or your heading straight for the door!" I yelled. I then turned my head and realized that we're still stopped at the traffic lights and people are honking at us. "Uh, Joey... Please step on the gas pedal!" I said worried, She opened the window and let her middle finger out. I laughed, she then stepped on the gas pedal. I turned on the radio until we got to the mall, we never spoke. As we we're walking too it some guys we're whistling at us. I walked too the first guy that whistled at us and said "For your information, Me and my friend aren't dogs, So don't whistle at us." "Oh, Shorty's got an attitude!" He yelled out in an american accent. "Excuse me, mother focker? Don't call me "Shorty", and don't call me anything else or I'm going to focking stab you." I said. "How bout I call you Sluht? Yeah, I've heard about you at school, How you and that guy exchanged H!ck3ys, So either give me a blah juhb or I'm spreading the rumor again." He winked. "Wow, that's low. Blackmailing a girl so she can give you a Blah juhb? Dude how old are you? Are you seriously THAT desperate to get lad that you'll BLACKMAIL a stranger? I'm not giving you a blah juhb., And sluhts aren't girls who mistakenly give a boy a h!ck3y. Atleast I'm still a veirjin.." I said, with an attitude. Lol. "Excuse you, I'm 19 year--" I cut him off, "Your 19 years old? I'm 17, That's called rap.. Ya know that right?"