Just Why Is The Rum Always Gone? (a story of the 15 yr old jack sparrow)

I dragged jack through the mud to a ally and smalled his back against the wall.
"Owww" he complained.
"You blithering idiot! What the hell are you doing pick poketing from Captain Torrents?" i whisper-shouted at Jack.
"I wasn't pick poketing i was taking back what was rightfully mine! This sack here is my sack which some dolt stole from me!" he shout-whisperd back. "And why did you have to drag me, nearly choking me with my shirt, through the mud? Then slam me into this wall and giving me a big bruise on my back!" he said, clearly very annoyed. I glared at him, he glared at me.
"Fine sorry, but i am now soaked and you to, have any spare clothes in that sack?" i asked him. Jack shrugged, and put his head into the bag. He threw out a bunch of junk and finnaly he found some clothes that were far to big for us.
"Hmm if we both put each of our legs in one of these leg holes we would be wearing the pants and they could serve as a hat because they would go up to our necks or so." he said thoughtfully.
"Ha ha very funny Jack, i guess i can take you to my uncles old shack, hes sailing right now." i said, Jack nodded and we both headed of. I couldn't exactly see that well, but we finally got to the place were my uncle used to live. I opend the door and we both enterd.
"Nice place..." jack said a bit nervously. The shack was dark and there were fish heads all over the plaques on the walls. I crept over to a lamp and lit it. Then we both went to the closet and found clothes. Jack got some pants and shirts and put them in the sack. I did not want a skirt so i got some pants and i got a guy shirt. Then i got a blue bandana and i tucked my dark brown hair into the hat. He understood that i dont want him to see me without a shirt and i went to the back room stripped of my filthy wet shirt and pants. Before i put on the shirt i got a old under shirt and (just like in kp part of me) i wrapped it around my chest making it seem les big. then i put on the shirt and pants and i looked like a boy. I walked out to jack and he seemed alright.
"Whoa you look like a-a -" he started
"Guy i know." i said "Theres a ship going out to port royal in a bit, want to go join it with me?" i asked him.
"The sea.... uh sure." he said. I smiled at him and stared at the dark brown eyes which still had a glint of lightning in them.