Just Why Is The Rum Always Gone? (a story of the 15 yr old jack sparrow)

I scurryed around the deck grabbing a sword and a gun. I went to go help jack load the cannons and then when the ship was close enough it fierd at us.
BOOM! And the cannon just missed the ship.
"Fire!" teage shouted. And me and jack made our cannon fire.
BOOM! our shot hit the ship. I smirked at jack and when the ship was close enough they borded us. I saw a bunch of the soilders try to take jack but i jumped in and fought.
"WELL-THIS-IS-FUN-!" i shouted over the clags of swords. I parryed a mans move, and stabbed him in the leg. I blocked another hit and i fought back to back with jack. And then with a giant KA-BOO! I was rocketed into the water. And everything went black.
(jacks POV)
I giant boom sent me and jessie of our feet and i saw jessie fall into the water and not come up. Shite, thinking fast i jumped into the water.
"JESSIE?!" i screamed as my head came to the surface of the water. I dived under and about a yard deep under water i saw Jessie sinking and her eyes were closed. I sawm harder and yanked her up by her shirt. I pulled her up to the surface and she was uncoinsious. I pulled her onto the boat and my dad was blocking anyone who was trying to attack me. I opend her mouth, not breathing and then i plugged her nose, and put my mouth on hers and gave her mouth to mouth. after about 3 minutes her eyes flutterd open. She looked up at me and said:
"You saved me Jack you saved me..." and then she sat up her face centimeters from mine and she kissed me. And i kissed back.
(back to jessie now)
I leant in scrunching Jacks hair and kissed him. His lips were soft and tender. We finally broke apart and teage yelled:
"YOU KNOW YOU COULD HELP UNLESS YOU PREFER MAKING OUT OVER THERE!" and we both got up and jack was blushing like crazy. I smiled at him and we went back to fighting, when lord cutler beckett came on bored.
"Beckett..." i breathed into Jacks ear. And beckett drew his sword and went towards me and jack.
"Ah Jack sparrow, your under arrest by the east india trading company for stealing the crown jewls." he said while pointing his sword dierectly under his chin. Then cutlers men grabbed my arms pulling them back and jack said:
"LEave her alone its me you want anyway, and i did not steal the crown jewls i havent been in england since about 5 years ago idiot so yeah why would i take the crown jewls you dolt?" jack said annoyed.
"We have a eyewitness acount mr.sparrow and now, you coming with us." and then he nodded at his men and one of them kicked jack and then teage stabbed jacks kicker. And that gave me and jack enough time to get away and continue fighting.
"For freedom Jack for freedom, we'll fight to the finish." i said to him and he held my hand and we kept on fighting.