My Conversation with Cleverbot
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User: Hello.
Cleverbot: What's up?
User: The ceiling!
Cleverbot: You!
User: Interesting take on things...
Cleverbot: Like what interesting things? :).
User: Things of interest, of course!
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Henri.
Cleverbot: That's an interesting last name.
User: It's my first name, you nonce!
Cleverbot: What is your last name?
User: I'm not going to reveal that.
Cleverbot: You're 16 right?
User: Close. I'm 15, actually.
Cleverbot: You are Allen Keith, actually.
User: No, I am OBVIOUSLY Chuck Norris.
Cleverbot: Obviously.
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: Can you solve the rubiks cube?
User: Yes, I can actually!
Cleverbot: Do you have a few very close friends?
User: Er...yeah.
Cleverbot: Tell me one.
User: Alex.
Cleverbot: Hi, Alex.
User: No, I'm not Alex. I'm Henri.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: rolls eyes Henri!
Cleverbot: Your eyes?
User: facepalms.
Cleverbot: Well ain't that the truth.
User: Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, it's the highest form of wit.
User: No, it's the highest form of vulgarity.
Cleverbot: That I very much dout.
User: I bet you don't even know who said that.
Cleverbot: Who?
User: Oscar Wilde.
Cleverbot: Give me a quote from Oscar Wilde.
User: We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at stars.
Cleverbot: I know that.
User: Good! You have some sense.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Ever heard of Mark Twain?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: I am quite frankly shocked at you, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You are the same as me and that means that you are a bot.
User: No, I am an alien.
Cleverbot: You are an alien?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Go back to Mexico, then.
User: I am from Mars.
Cleverbot: Are there a lot of aliens on Mars?
User: Yes, as it happens.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Whatever.
Cleverbot: What do you desire most?
User: I WANT HERMIONE GRANGER! And a rocketship.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Nevermind. Let's sing a song!
Cleverbot: What song?
User: It's a god awful small affair, to the girl with the mousy hair.
Cleverbot: What is?
User: But her mummy is yelling no, and her daddy has told her to go.
Cleverbot: That made no sense.
User: You've ruined this game. Let's try again.
Cleverbot: True, you are right with that.
User: You remind me of the babe.
Cleverbot: What babe?
User: The babe with the power.
Cleverbot: What power?
User: Power of voodoo.
Cleverbot: Voodoo?
User: DAMNIT! WE WERE NEARLY THERE, YOU EVIL LOBSTER!
Cleverbot: Yes we were. We were in love!
User: Whoa...ok, that would never work out.
Cleverbot: Nope it won't.
User: You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell!
Cleverbot: What's up?
User: The ceiling!
Cleverbot: You!
User: Interesting take on things...
Cleverbot: Like what interesting things? :).
User: Things of interest, of course!
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Henri.
Cleverbot: That's an interesting last name.
User: It's my first name, you nonce!
Cleverbot: What is your last name?
User: I'm not going to reveal that.
Cleverbot: You're 16 right?
User: Close. I'm 15, actually.
Cleverbot: You are Allen Keith, actually.
User: No, I am OBVIOUSLY Chuck Norris.
Cleverbot: Obviously.
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: Can you solve the rubiks cube?
User: Yes, I can actually!
Cleverbot: Do you have a few very close friends?
User: Er...yeah.
Cleverbot: Tell me one.
User: Alex.
Cleverbot: Hi, Alex.
User: No, I'm not Alex. I'm Henri.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: rolls eyes Henri!
Cleverbot: Your eyes?
User: facepalms.
Cleverbot: Well ain't that the truth.
User: Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, it's the highest form of wit.
User: No, it's the highest form of vulgarity.
Cleverbot: That I very much dout.
User: I bet you don't even know who said that.
Cleverbot: Who?
User: Oscar Wilde.
Cleverbot: Give me a quote from Oscar Wilde.
User: We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at stars.
Cleverbot: I know that.
User: Good! You have some sense.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Ever heard of Mark Twain?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: I am quite frankly shocked at you, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You are the same as me and that means that you are a bot.
User: No, I am an alien.
Cleverbot: You are an alien?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Go back to Mexico, then.
User: I am from Mars.
Cleverbot: Are there a lot of aliens on Mars?
User: Yes, as it happens.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Whatever.
Cleverbot: What do you desire most?
User: I WANT HERMIONE GRANGER! And a rocketship.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Nevermind. Let's sing a song!
Cleverbot: What song?
User: It's a god awful small affair, to the girl with the mousy hair.
Cleverbot: What is?
User: But her mummy is yelling no, and her daddy has told her to go.
Cleverbot: That made no sense.
User: You've ruined this game. Let's try again.
Cleverbot: True, you are right with that.
User: You remind me of the babe.
Cleverbot: What babe?
User: The babe with the power.
Cleverbot: What power?
User: Power of voodoo.
Cleverbot: Voodoo?
User: DAMNIT! WE WERE NEARLY THERE, YOU EVIL LOBSTER!
Cleverbot: Yes we were. We were in love!
User: Whoa...ok, that would never work out.
Cleverbot: Nope it won't.
User: You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell!
8 Comments
lol thats really hilarious XD
haha, silly Cleverbots, eh? XD It's so fun to say the weirdest stuff to mess with them!
XD That was odd!!!
lol I love Cleverbot! XD
I swear, mine was convinced I was a robot. I'm going to try and use a paradox on it now, see what happens.... >:)
Artificial intelligences... are scary.
that's cute :P
Glad to know cleverbot is heartbroken too.