What Happened?

Please select all that apply.

• I changed
• You left me for too long, now I have a new profile, a new profile pic, I believe in/love different things now
• I became a man
• I became a woman
• I became a panda
• I don't know! What am I? The Oracle of Delphi?!
• EFF YOU THAT'S WHAT!
• Not sure, I don't even know how I got here, I just woke up in a hotel in Bali, dressed as a clown, with half a leg, a pie on my face, and a strange woman lying unconscious on the floor at the foot of the bed. It looked like she'd been doing coke. I don't know. It was a bad scene man, I just threw a twenty on her back and got the hell out of there.
• You changed
• What do you mean? Nothing happened? Why would you think something happened? NOTHING IS HAPPENING! OMFG GET OFF MY CASE! CAN'T A WOMAN/MAN MAKE OUT WITH THEIR BACON IN THE COMPANY OF EGGS IN THE PRIVACY OF THEIR OWN BASEMENT!
• I learned to love
• I found the boy/girl/alien of my dreams and he/she/it knows just how to make me smile