smosh love story. not gay!

Everyday was like a minefield to me. Trying to jump over the bomb's, and fleeing from the scorching flames. I lay'd on my bed, with my face squished into the pillow. Melony knocks at the door” wake up weirdo, time for breakfast.”
I moaned” why now I whimpered.”
because it's food she whined.”i glared up at her” fine i'll get up.”she smiled then turned and walked out my bedroom door leaving it wide opened, which I hated” thank's for closing the f(iretru)cking door I called out.”
no problem she said in a sing song voice.”
I growled and got up" damn Melony." i muttered. i went to the mirror and looked at my face. it was tan, and small. my eyes were a deep violet. i had light shell pink lips, and black as night hair. i had a dark secret that i couldn't let anyone though. so dark in fact, i was the only one who knew. no i wasn't a vampire, nor was i a witch. i was not an angel, nor a demon. i was both angel, and demon. i was a dark angel. i shook my head. why did i have to talk to myself all the time. i leaned against the mirror and glanced at my hands. my eye sight was better then any ones. there was no such thing as a vampire. nor such a thing as a werewolf. but there was such a thing as a demon dog. and a blood sucking demon. usually they were evil. but i only knew one good blood sucking demon, and one good demon dog. and there was only a handful of good dark angels. i was one of them" you coming Melony called out." i mentally kicked myself in the chin for talking to myself again" yeah i'm coming." i called out. i huffed and ran a hair brush through my wild black hair. and slipped on a pair of skinny jeans, and a normal white V-neck. i walked out and rolled my eyes when i saw Melony wearing her smosh T-shirt" your addicted to them." i teased. she looked at me" no i'm not.. i'm just a fan of there's... and there really hot! can you blame me?"
i thought for a second" well, there good looking, but there childish, and have a stupid sense of humour."
she growled" there not stupid she muttered."
i smiled" sure, what ever you say miss addicted."
she frowned, and looked away" i'm not addicted, so shut up."
i smiled" okay, then i guess you don't want these tickets to Sacramento for your birthday then."
she looked up" what?" she said softly. she was taken aback. i smiled" happy birthday, were going to Sacramento to meet smosh."
she squealed like a little girl" your kidding me, right? please tell me this isn't a joke?"
i smiled" nope, it's not a joke hun, go start getting packed, we leave Tuesday."
she squealed again and ran over to me. she jumped into my arms" i love you, i love you, i love you. thank you so much, i love you, your the best ,best friend i could ever ask for!" i laughed" hun, your choking me."
she smiled and stood up" sorry, i'm just so excited!" she squealed again and trotted over to the kitchen. i chuckled and walked over, sitting on one of the chairs ” breakfast time she sang out loud.” I laughed and covered my ears” be quiet your gonna wake the troll that lives under the stairs.” she jumped as if she had a spider on her back” please don't say that, I hate those stairs as it is.”
I laughed” okay, okay, fine.”
she smiled again and plopped the pancakes down on the plate. I looked at them for a moment. Then looked back up at Melony” these look like crap.” I said bluntly. She looked at me” there not crap, I made them myself. She pointed at the pancake box” well and I had a little help with a company from... she looked at the box and said, from china.”
I laughed” they still look like crap I said honestly.”
she smiled” then crap it is she announced.”
I laughed softly” your weird i said softly." she smiled, then dropped the pancake box" wait? when did you say we were going?" i took a bite of pancake" Tuesday." i said around a full mouth. she started squealing again" that's the day after tomorrow!" she said excitedly. i nodded" yeah, i know,i was the one who bought the tickets, remember." she squealed again" would you stop doing that? i'm going deaf just listening to it." she giggled and sighed" i'm going to marry Anthony." she said dreamily. i laughed" yeah, you have fun with that." i huffed and turned away. then Melony said" were you just glowing?" i stopped in my tracks, and my breath stopped as well. sh(i)t.