1. A trained assasin named Momo is out to get you! 2. Someone rang your doorbell! Whatcha gonna do? 3. The door magically swings open! There's a package! 4. You idiot! When you opened it, Momo jumped out with a samurai sword! 5. You find out Momo is a cute little squirrel! 6. While you were distracted by Momo's squirreliness, Momo tied u up! 7. Now you will be Momo's slave!