Ye Ol Updates!!

Hi guys.... "TJ!! It's 8:30!! You're usually not up this early!!" Yup. Thanks to the person(s) sending me texts saying "happy 4th!" I was woken up.

NOW!! Here we go, in no particular order!!

FIRST, and the most fun!!
OK, so if you have a phone you can do this. Get your contacts list. Then type in the little search box an insult or compliment and see who's name it goes to. Like so...

Stupid > Tameri Bushra
Dumb > Garrett Carlson
Awesome > Braden Neumann
Loves me > Mom (There's a swist facepalm)
Legend of Korra > Lexi Parks (Now I'm just typing names into google XD )
Kool > Kyle Pawling (That's funny considering how white he is)
Joker > Joseph Shafik
Fart Kakes > Garrett Calson (I'm sorry, but I'm still waking up)
Marry Sue > Mom

Well, that was interestiong.

SECOND!! AND MOST HAIRY!!
Sideburns on the side of my face. As my head turns you can see their in the same place on either sideburns. They can't be replaced. My insides burn when I think of the days before my my sideburns look at my sideburns. But don't tuch them , why would you do that? My heart yearns for my own sideburns. My side actually burns now. What is that? What the Hell man why does my side burn? What the Hell's going on my side burns. Does anybody have some aloe-vera? If you do bring it back stage and I'll pay you back. 1985 from the womb I came out, on my birthday. The doctor said, "Watcha cryin about." I said, "Is that a retorical question? You know why I cried. I have a serious lack of hair on the side of my head. Little baby people dont have side burns. They have to grow them when they're older. But if your little baby already has side burns, that's awesome, don't be concerned. Don't be concerned about the little bitty baby with the big big sideburns. You should not be concerned or something about the little bitty baby with the big big sideburns. Your little baby gonna be a pimp. Your little baby gonna be a little baby pimp. You should probably discourage that kind of preofession because its illegal and your baby's to young to concerned about starting a business, but that's impressive if it's got the mind-set. My sideburns look at my sideburns. Back on track talking talking bout side burns!My sideburns look at my sideburns. My sideburns look at my sidebuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrn...S.... http://www.yourepeat.com/watch/?v=hWy0n4ZR0NQ LOOK AT IT!!!!!

ummm... Guess that's it. I thought I could think of a sketch... Lemme think.

INTERMISSION!!

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OK, I couldn't think of anything, BUT!! ... That's it.

And that conclude another episode of YE OL UPDATES!! ... :3