Twilight_Alli's fails.
WARNING- may cause brain trauma from the pity.
Well. On Alli's profile she said she'll know more Twilight and Harry Potter than anyone. Clear fail.
Me-You do write good stories....Just can you TRY to write better? Please?
P.S I know more twilight and harry potter than you
Alli-wut u tlakin bott? i rwite relly good & all mii frends say slo bcuz i show fhelm evrethang i rite.///.,
i jniw lutz mor botch
Me- Look at what you just wrote. I can barely make anything out. I'm talking about writing your words better. They're good stories. It's just hard reading.
Wanna test that theory out? FINALLY figured at what you wrote
Alli-danky u bciz fey r rilley gud strosies n& mii luv riwtng
wat oo tlakin???
Me-Welkz.
Dude. Wanna see if I know more twilight and Harry Potter stuff than you?
Alli-i m gone win bcuz i nose butt hary potr n& twilt moar den an1 elze in wordl
Me- Uh-huh. Surreeeeeee.
We'll ask each other questions about Twilight, and Harry Potter to each other.
I start.
What are the three things Bella Swan realizes about Edward?
In Harry Potter what spell turns things into birds?
Alli-bella seez dat hizz hotniss is hez hot but not asss hotter then jasper
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh birdy is da spell heeheeeeeeeelol
oky mii ?s
y dose jasper hottrer den othas & wat iz his speciel power thing dat makez him make pipplez moods changes why dose he have dat and wat dose it do????
who marries dobby??:)
Me-
Wrong. facepalm
Bella realized that Edward was a vampire, a part of him thirsted for her, and she is deep in love with him.
No, Avis is the spell that turns items into birds.
My answers for you-
His special power is that he can make people calm down. The first part you wrote in the Twilight question doesn't count, for it's not one for a fact, it's one for opinion.
No one marries Dobby. Dobby dies.
My questions-
What are the three vampires that try to kill Bella in the first book?
Who does Draco marry?
You see that Alli is a failed troll.
Me-You do write good stories....Just can you TRY to write better? Please?
P.S I know more twilight and harry potter than you
Alli-wut u tlakin bott? i rwite relly good & all mii frends say slo bcuz i show fhelm evrethang i rite.///.,
i jniw lutz mor botch
Me- Look at what you just wrote. I can barely make anything out. I'm talking about writing your words better. They're good stories. It's just hard reading.
Wanna test that theory out? FINALLY figured at what you wrote
Alli-danky u bciz fey r rilley gud strosies n& mii luv riwtng
wat oo tlakin???
Me-Welkz.
Dude. Wanna see if I know more twilight and Harry Potter stuff than you?
Alli-i m gone win bcuz i nose butt hary potr n& twilt moar den an1 elze in wordl
Me- Uh-huh. Surreeeeeee.
We'll ask each other questions about Twilight, and Harry Potter to each other.
I start.
What are the three things Bella Swan realizes about Edward?
In Harry Potter what spell turns things into birds?
Alli-bella seez dat hizz hotniss is hez hot but not asss hotter then jasper
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh birdy is da spell heeheeeeeeeelol
oky mii ?s
y dose jasper hottrer den othas & wat iz his speciel power thing dat makez him make pipplez moods changes why dose he have dat and wat dose it do????
who marries dobby??:)
Me-
Wrong. facepalm
Bella realized that Edward was a vampire, a part of him thirsted for her, and she is deep in love with him.
No, Avis is the spell that turns items into birds.
My answers for you-
His special power is that he can make people calm down. The first part you wrote in the Twilight question doesn't count, for it's not one for a fact, it's one for opinion.
No one marries Dobby. Dobby dies.
My questions-
What are the three vampires that try to kill Bella in the first book?
Who does Draco marry?
You see that Alli is a failed troll.
6 Comments
xD You know her list of fails is neverending, right?
Yep.
Woooooowww stupid people never cease to amaze me
I had a conversation with her recently where she asked if I'd be happy if Danni made a new account... This was my response:
Hmm... That's complicated, actually. I really miss reading the stories because they make me laugh, but I'm not sure how much longer my brain can take being exposed to such atrocious plot-lines and mistakes, never mind the mutilation of the English language that you seem to think is good grammar. *Continues*
Not to mention that Danni and you teaming up again is a recipe for disaster and, frankly, I'm not sure if humankind can take another round of it, or your computers. I fear for the state of your keyboards as it appears that you are accustomed to slamming your face repeatedly to it and/or sitting on it to type.
Anyway, I'd still enjoy to see Danni again because I think everyone here can use more laughs. (:
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