Random Stories about Random Things

Once upon a time, there was a little boy, who had no idea what to do with his life. The little boy was told by one of his friends that he should try to be an astronaut. Little did that little boy know that not many people become astronauts. The little boy did good in school, but he didn’t do great. He filled out his application to be an astronaut, and it was rejected on the grounds that the little boy’s grades weren’t good enough, (but the real reason was budget cuts). The little boy never became an astronaut. He spent the rest of his life living in his car and working at McDonalds. The little boy died in his car of heart failure because the only food he could afford was McDonalds’.
Once upon a different time, there was a little boy who also had no idea what to do with his life. This little boy happened to be the son of one of the richest people in America. The little boy and son of one of the richest people in America, stunk in school. His grades were terrible, and he ended up in detention. A lot. This little boy decided that one day he wanted to be an astronaut. When he submitted his application to NASA, they accepted him. Not because he had good grades or because he was the stuff astronauts are made out of, but because his father, one of the richest men in America , paid NASA a lot of money to accept his son into their program. Because of all the budget cuts, NASA needed the money so they sent this little boy to the moon. This little boy became famous and rich. He died on a bed that cost thousands of dollars in a house that cost millions of dollars.