Five Bazillizon Ways to Annoy Non-Harry Potter Fans!!!

1. Walk around with round glasses with tape on them...everywhere.
2. Talk about how the movies are SO unlike the books.
3. Act like Umbridge
4. Dress up as your favorite character when going into public
5. Use a British accent all the time
6. Quote the books and the movies all the time
7. Harry Potter in 99 Seconds anyone?
8. Invite them over to a Movie Marathon!
9. Laugh at muggle magic set
10. Use 'I checked the--' and get mad at them when they don't say library automatically
11. Invite them to a quidditch match
12. Read this aloud: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Harry_Potter_characters
13. Recite the prophecy all the time
14. Make your profile picture a Harry Potter character
15. YouTube: teach me how to Dobby
16. Show them your letter to Hogwarts
17. Make Harry potter jokes
18 make sure the punch lines suck
19. Ask them to Slughorn's supper party
20. Send them emails on Harry potter topics
21. Draw hearts with the initials 'R and L' in the fog on windows
22. Write stupid Harry potter plays
23. Act these plays realistically
24. Shriek at them when they ask who Moaning Myrtle is
25. Hide behind a door and say your wearing your invisibility cloak
26. Harry potter candy kit!!!
27. Harry potter cookbook!!!!
28. Play Hedwigs Theme on your instrument
29. Curse Edward unless your like me and also like twilight
30. Mourn Dumbledore's death
31. Harry potter wiki!
32. Post annoying comments on their wall, Quibblo, and MySpace
33. Constantly ask them about these comments
34. When they ask hOw you are to go somewhere, say, 'we fly of course!'
35. At a sleepover, roll around on the ground and grab your scar (previously drawn on in sharpie, or it's natural, like me)
36. Harry Potter Uno as a bday present
37. Take them to platform 9 and 3/4
38. Shriek at them when they cant get past the barrier
39. Ask if you can borrow their Liquid Luck
40. Ask them constanty to go with you to visit Aragog's Grave
41. Dont explain who Aragog is
42. Teach them how to Dobby
43. When passing a hospital, inquire why they dont have unicorn hair
44. Tell them to get better dress robes
45. Ask for a gift card to Weasley's Wizard Wheezes
46. Get them candy from honeydukes for their bday
47. Shout "toffe eclairs" or "lemon drops" or "cockroach clusters' in public...often
48. Constantly ask them where their owl is
49. when you see roadkill, shout Avada Kadavra and milk in their expressions
50. Preferably this expression () ()
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51. Ask to borrow their potions homework to copy thier answers
52. have a fit when they ask what the heck your talking about
53. Everytime you send them a letter, ask them if you put quite enough stamps on it dear?
54. Sceram at them whent their chevy doesnt fly
55. leave harry potter merchandise at their house
56. all the time
57. invite them over to a very harry party
58. extend the party to a sleepover
59. POTTER PUPPET PALS
60. reinact harry potter in 99 seconds
61 reinact potter puppet pals
62. reinact the movies
63. use very annoying voices for all of the characters curing these reinaactments
64. download very annoying harry potter apps on their idevices
65. relate everything to the prophecy (they should know the prophecy from number 13)
66. invite them to any and all harry potter quizzes/stories created by you
67. ...and other people
68. SPEW!!! MAKE THEM JOIN!!!
69. draw a scar on their forehead when their sleeping
70. dont tell them you did
71. Constantly ask them to borrow galleons, knuts, sickels, wands, robes, love potions...
72. dont tell them what these are
73 make copies of this
74. lots of copies
75. more copies
76. give them copies
77. email them copies
78. mail them copies
79. let them borrow your entire collection of books
80. if they dont read these, read them aloud to them
81. if the 'lost' them, recite from memory
82. give them the sound tracks
83. make sure they always treasure these
84. FOREVER
85. ask them about their fav quidditch match
86. dont tell them what quidditch is.
87. http://www.zazzle.com/harrypotter/tshirts
88. give them a wand
89. recite a sorting hat song
90. ask them to go with you to visit dobby's grave
91. NEVER MENTION WHO DOBBY IS
92. give them a pygmy puff
93. tell them its name is arnold
94. look cross when they ask who aronld is
95. give them new round glasses
96. HARRY POTTER LEGO SETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
97. ask them if they've read the prophet lately
98. dont tell them what the prophet is
99. make potions
100. make them drink these potions
101. break any awkward silence with 'anyone fancy a butterbeer'
102. dont tell them what a butterbeer is
103. laugh constanty when they say that ur annoying
104. buy them harry potter dvds
105. get them the history of quidditch
106. get them fantastic beasts and where to find them
107. anything off the trolley dear?????????????
108. make them look like a harry potter character
109. make any and all things harry potter
110. every morning, say i solemly swear im up to no good
111. ask them where the room of requirement is
112. shriek when they ask what your talking about
113. when your mad, throw stuffed birds at them
114. dont tell them why your doing that
115. constantly say the one with the power to vanquish the dark lord approaches
116. dont tell them who the dark lord is
117. talk about it with them on chatzy
118. ask them what the function of a rubber duck is
119. ask directions to the nearest greengotts bank
120. ask them to side apparate
121. dont tell them what apparation is
122. shove a bezoar down their throats
123. have a spasm every time you drink mead
124. ask them what book theyre on
125. get mad when they tell you they dont read them
Five Bazillion. do all of these CONSISTENTLY, and you shall have either a harry potter nerd, or an annoyed friend :)