Random Quotes and stuff!!!

So, we were in Science class and this is what happened. We were learning about convection or condensation and stuff and the teacher Mrs.W said something about if you leave a pot on the stove too long it'll go up in flames for some random reason.
Sophia: Ohmigosh! So like what if you're baking casserole and you get a phone call and you're on the phone for an hour and you forget about the casserole and it goes up in flames, and you have to like call the firefighters who come to your house and then they eat your casserole?!?
After this "the firefighters will eat your casserole" became this inside joke/catch phrase of ours.

Zach: Whenever something goes wrong, just skip around and sing "do da doo, life's good!
Sophia: A tornado just destroyed my house! Do da doo, life's good!
The next day in Gym we skipped around shouting "Do da doo, life's good!" at everyone we saw. It was fun :)

There's a girl in my class who likes to braid her hair during class. But her hair is pretty short and she can't reach the part on the side of her head. So, she ends up braiding the little piece right in front of her nose.
Sophia (with a braid hanging between her eyes): Look, I'm Somaya!

We also have a really dumb girl in our class. I mean, she's book smart but not socially smart. If you don't believe me, here are some examples.
We were in science talking about simple machines. One is a screw.
Avriel: can you give me an example of a screw?
Mrs. W: Uh...
I have a friend who likes to make fortune tellers (you know, the ones you fold, colour and put on your hands). She did it to that girl and this is what happened.
Sarah: You will pass an upcoming test.
Avriel: What does that mean?
Sarah: you will pass an upcoming test.
Avriel: Ooh...
We were in math class and the teacher Mrs. H mentioned the SAT's (the tests).
Avriel: What are the sats?
facepalm
And she pronounced it sats instead of S A T's. Believe me now?

My friend Sarah likes to deliver uncomfortable stares to people who annoy her. They block their faces with textbooks. :)

What exactly is the function of a rubber duck? ~ Arthur Weasley

Andantephobia- The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you. ~ Far Side comics

So you're going to suffer, but be very happy about it... ~ Ron Weasley

Google cannot find Chuck Norris because you do not find him, he finds you. ~ Google

Everything happens for a reason, so remember, when I punch you in the face I had a reason.

Once, me and my friends ended up talking about... Stuff, and this is what happened.
Me: Well, then, Teddy Lupin and Victoire Weasley are kind of an example of incest, unintentionally.
Friend: What?!! How?
Me: Well, Molly Weasley and Sirius Black are something like fourth cousins because they can both trace their roots back to Phineas Nigellus Black. And, if I'm not mistaken, Molly's Mother's maiden name was Black. Sirius Black is first cousins once removed to Dora Tonks, Teddy's mother, because Andromeda Tonks is Sirius's cousin and Tonks is Dromeda's daughter. So, therefore, Teddy being Dora Tonks's daughter and Victoire being Molly's granddaughter, Teddy and Victoire snogged their distantly related family members.
Friend: Wow.

That friend Sophia of mine, who is utterly insane, once drew a lightning bolt on her forehead in science class. (All the fun happens in science class.) She went kinda insane pushing back her bangs and maniacally laughing. And so I wrote "I must not tell lies" on my hand so we were equally insane.
Me: (holding up hand to Sophia) Hehee..
Sophia: You are a crazy girl.
Me: Says the girl with a lightning bolt on her head!

This girl in my class and I ended up arguing over which is better: Harry Potter or Twilight. She started being really stupid and imitating my voice when I don't even sound like that. Here's what happened.
Essence: You like Harry Potter? That is like, sooo lame... Twilight is sooo much better...
Me: Yeah? Since when do vampires sparkle, huh?
Essence: Since, like, in Twilight, duh!
Me: (facepalm) Vampires do not sparkle in the sun, they burn, you idiot!
Essence: Nuh-uh!
Me: Whatever you say. But just so you know, sparkly vampires fail at life.