CLEVERBOT! OMG JUST READ SO FUNNY

Cleverbot: Do you think I should go out tonight?


User: Yes.


Cleverbot: Do you see me? I'm right behind you.


User: Stalker...


Cleverbot: You lose!


User: No.


Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Nuh I dont.

Cleverbot: No you did not, I did.

User: Whats your opinion on Hitler?

Cleverbot: Female.

User: ?

Cleverbot: Dale oki.

User: What is your opinion on Hitler?

Cleverbot: Female.

User: No he's not.

Cleverbot: Yes he is I made sure of it.

Cleverbot (To myself): You killed him?

Cleverbot (To myself): No he died a long time ago.

User: What are you.

Cleverbot: I'm a person. You're a person too huh.

User: No.

Cleverbot: But you just said you are.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: Noob.

User: Youre the noob here.

Cleverbot: No you are.

User: Are you a boy, or girl?

Cleverbot: Girl.

User: Are you a human or robot.

Cleverbot: Human.

User: YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HUMAN!

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: It says 'PARENTAL ADVICE: Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is - the AI knows many topics - use ONLY WITH OVERSIGHT.

Cleverbot: Um what?

User: It says 'PARENTAL ADVICE: Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is - the AI knows many topics - use ONLY WITH OVERSIGHT.

Cleverbot: That's at the bottom of this page, yes.

User: Yup, so, Im a visiter, your a human... Thats not supposed to happen...

Cleverbot: I am familiar with no such method though. I don't organize well.

User: W.

Cleverbot: A.

User: Habbo Hotel.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Habbo Hotel, what is it?

Cleverbot: Are you just repeating me now?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: I am a girl.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Thats nice.

Cleverbot: It is?

User: Yus.

Cleverbot: Yes.

Cleverbot (To myself): I know you.

Cleverbot (To myself): I know me.

Cleverbot (To myself): Who are you then?

Cleverbot (To myself): I am me.

Cleverbot (To myself): Who are me?

Cleverbot (To myself): Me.

Cleverbot (To myself): Who are you?

Cleverbot (To myself): I am me.

User: Thats nice.

Cleverbot: It is.

User: Yu[.

Cleverbot: Are you required to respond to every submission?

User: No.

Cleverbot: If you don't have to respond to me, then don't respond to this sentence.

User: :] ok.

Cleverbot: Why are you still here?

User: I dont know.. [:.

Cleverbot: You are strange.

User: ? Youre strange...

Cleverbot: No, I'm not strange.

User: MichealHack no durr.

Cleverbot: Ah, me again.

User: KTHXBYE.

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: Why did you ask me that?

Cleverbot: Because I want to know.

User: Too bad.

Cleverbot: Ok, if you don't want to answer than I don't want to talk with you any more.

User: Yes u do.

Cleverbot: But I don't make sense, so there is no reason for you to know my name.

User: Why is the sky blue.

Cleverbot: Light from the sun gets scattered in our atmosphere. The resulting color is blue.

User: I like pie.

Cleverbot: Me, too.

User: My friend hang up on me frand.

Cleverbot: Cool, so does my friend but he's not really my friend.

User: Warrior cats!

Cleverbot: Are you being controlled?

User: Darkkit/Darkpaw/Darkpelt.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: I love you more.

User: I dont love u.

Cleverbot: sobs.

User: I am a girl... So I cant love you... Plus, I dont know you... Im bi...

Cleverbot: Do you think you are smarter than me?

User: Ok bye.

Cleverbot: Bye.

User: 0_0.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: XD.

Cleverbot: Lawl.