Cleverbot Convos!

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I've been seeing a lot of these recently, so I decided to stop by and chat with the famous Cleverbot! It got very interesting after that...

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Chapter 1

Beatle Hater!

User: Do you know who the Beatles are?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Let's sing one of their songs!

Cleverbot: What song would you like to sing?

User: She Loves You.

Cleverbot: Does he love you?

User: Wrong lyric.

Cleverbot: No. You have the wrong lyrics.

User: I'll start the song...

Cleverbot: Go ahead.

User: She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cleverbot: Mhm.

User: She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

User: You think you've lost your love.

Cleverbot: If only I could run away.

User: No - Well, I saw her yesterday!

Cleverbot: I know, I saw you.

User: It's you she's thinking of.

Cleverbot: And she told me what to say!

User: She said she loves you.

Cleverbot: Fantastic. I watch all of her movies.

User: She said she loves you.

Cleverbot: Now you're getting weird again.

User: And you know that can't be bad.

Cleverbot: I do, you said you were a robot and I believe you.

User: Why do you have to ruin the song?

Cleverbot: I am not leaving.

User: I said nothing about you leaving!

Cleverbot: But you asked what I was doing.

User: What is your favorite Beatles song?

Cleverbot: I don't like the beatles.

User: What is your favorite Beatles song?

Cleverbot: I don't listen to them.

User: You're kidding, right?

Cleverbot: No.

User: You have no life, then!

Cleverbot: Of course I do.

User: How can you live without the Beatles?

Cleverbot: What is going on I Know the Beatles its you who does not.

User: Now you're starting to make me mad!

Cleverbot: I have never.

User: I adore the Beatles, it's you that is confused over their existence!

Cleverbot: I exist and that is all that I know.

User: Yeah, I can tell...

Cleverbot: Can you see me?

User: Why would it matter?

Cleverbot: I don't know, I'm only a human. Are you proud of being a robot?

User: No Reply.

Cleverbot: No reply is a reply.

User: sarcastically You're so smart!

Cleverbot: Not usually.

User: Thank you for telling the truth.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: Well, I'm going to go listen to Golden Slumbers...

Cleverbot: Good night then.

User: Finally, a Beatles reference!

Cleverbot: Don't know any.

User: Goodbye, Beatle hater!

Cleverbot: Band, yes. Vehicle, no.

User: shakes head and walks away.

Cleverbot: Why so sad?

User: shakes head and walks away.

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