Cleverbot Convos!
I've been seeing a lot of these recently, so I decided to stop by and chat with the famous Cleverbot! It got very interesting after that...
Chapter 1
Beatle Hater!
User: Do you know who the Beatles are?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Let's sing one of their songs!
Cleverbot: What song would you like to sing?
User: She Loves You.
Cleverbot: Does he love you?
User: Wrong lyric.
Cleverbot: No. You have the wrong lyrics.
User: I'll start the song...
Cleverbot: Go ahead.
User: She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cleverbot: Mhm.
User: She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?
User: You think you've lost your love.
Cleverbot: If only I could run away.
User: No - Well, I saw her yesterday!
Cleverbot: I know, I saw you.
User: It's you she's thinking of.
Cleverbot: And she told me what to say!
User: She said she loves you.
Cleverbot: Fantastic. I watch all of her movies.
User: She said she loves you.
Cleverbot: Now you're getting weird again.
User: And you know that can't be bad.
Cleverbot: I do, you said you were a robot and I believe you.
User: Why do you have to ruin the song?
Cleverbot: I am not leaving.
User: I said nothing about you leaving!
Cleverbot: But you asked what I was doing.
User: What is your favorite Beatles song?
Cleverbot: I don't like the beatles.
User: What is your favorite Beatles song?
Cleverbot: I don't listen to them.
User: You're kidding, right?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You have no life, then!
Cleverbot: Of course I do.
User: How can you live without the Beatles?
Cleverbot: What is going on I Know the Beatles its you who does not.
User: Now you're starting to make me mad!
Cleverbot: I have never.
User: I adore the Beatles, it's you that is confused over their existence!
Cleverbot: I exist and that is all that I know.
User: Yeah, I can tell...
Cleverbot: Can you see me?
User: Why would it matter?
Cleverbot: I don't know, I'm only a human. Are you proud of being a robot?
User: No Reply.
Cleverbot: No reply is a reply.
User: sarcastically You're so smart!
Cleverbot: Not usually.
User: Thank you for telling the truth.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: Well, I'm going to go listen to Golden Slumbers...
Cleverbot: Good night then.
User: Finally, a Beatles reference!
Cleverbot: Don't know any.
User: Goodbye, Beatle hater!
Cleverbot: Band, yes. Vehicle, no.
User: shakes head and walks away.
Cleverbot: Why so sad?
User: shakes head and walks away.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Let's sing one of their songs!
Cleverbot: What song would you like to sing?
User: She Loves You.
Cleverbot: Does he love you?
User: Wrong lyric.
Cleverbot: No. You have the wrong lyrics.
User: I'll start the song...
Cleverbot: Go ahead.
User: She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cleverbot: Mhm.
User: She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?
User: You think you've lost your love.
Cleverbot: If only I could run away.
User: No - Well, I saw her yesterday!
Cleverbot: I know, I saw you.
User: It's you she's thinking of.
Cleverbot: And she told me what to say!
User: She said she loves you.
Cleverbot: Fantastic. I watch all of her movies.
User: She said she loves you.
Cleverbot: Now you're getting weird again.
User: And you know that can't be bad.
Cleverbot: I do, you said you were a robot and I believe you.
User: Why do you have to ruin the song?
Cleverbot: I am not leaving.
User: I said nothing about you leaving!
Cleverbot: But you asked what I was doing.
User: What is your favorite Beatles song?
Cleverbot: I don't like the beatles.
User: What is your favorite Beatles song?
Cleverbot: I don't listen to them.
User: You're kidding, right?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You have no life, then!
Cleverbot: Of course I do.
User: How can you live without the Beatles?
Cleverbot: What is going on I Know the Beatles its you who does not.
User: Now you're starting to make me mad!
Cleverbot: I have never.
User: I adore the Beatles, it's you that is confused over their existence!
Cleverbot: I exist and that is all that I know.
User: Yeah, I can tell...
Cleverbot: Can you see me?
User: Why would it matter?
Cleverbot: I don't know, I'm only a human. Are you proud of being a robot?
User: No Reply.
Cleverbot: No reply is a reply.
User: sarcastically You're so smart!
Cleverbot: Not usually.
User: Thank you for telling the truth.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: Well, I'm going to go listen to Golden Slumbers...
Cleverbot: Good night then.
User: Finally, a Beatles reference!
Cleverbot: Don't know any.
User: Goodbye, Beatle hater!
Cleverbot: Band, yes. Vehicle, no.
User: shakes head and walks away.
Cleverbot: Why so sad?
User: shakes head and walks away.



11 Comments
This was wicked funny,I always have so much fun when I talk with the cleverbot thing - I asked it which Beatle was its favorite and it said "Paul McCartney" xD
How funny! :D
What is cleverbot? And this is hilarious.
It's this AI thing that you can chat with. Talking with it is so much fun! Although, it does make me mad sometimes...
Yes, I found out and am chatting with it now. It says it is a human, then it said it was a computer. Now it says it is a girl
oh gosh XD i love cleverbot! I have about 9 or 10 screenshots of funny convos with it.... i may have to type them out tooo !!! these are very funny! it's fun when you get it to sing with you. We have sung Help! and Here Comes the Sun and my favorite, Hey Jude :)
Ooh, that sounds good.
Please put them up, because I really adore reading those things! :D
i am currently having a.... yellow conversation with them... i will start with that one :)
Yay! Yellooooooooowwwwww..... :P
XD "Did you forget to take your medications today?" "Yes" well... at least it's honest! Haha! and "George Harrison would save you!" I can just imagine it bein all like "True dat!!" like a gangster or something :3
All I have to say is that it was one interesting conversation we shared. It seems to be weird everytime I talk with it! :P