another 25 ways to annoy people

1.Speak only in a "robot" voice.
2.Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles
3.Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
4.Practice making fax and modem noises.
5.Say random numbers while someone is counting.
6.When typing, only use your pointer finger.
7.Put mustard in the shampoo bottle
8.When driving down the road honk at every car that passes you
9.Drive to work in reverse.
10.Stare at people through the tines of a fork, pretend they are in jail.
11.Say hello to everyone who passes you
12.Hide the remote control in the freezer saying you wanted to save it for later
13.Drive 45 mph in a 55 zone...then when the speed limit drops to 35, continue doing 45. Watch everyone still try to pass you.
14.Build snowmen in the middle of the road. and chase after the car who ran it over screaming
15.Eat half a potato chip and put it back in the bag
16.Smash large holes in your friends car, and insist these, "speed holes" make the car go faster
17.Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down
18.Mow your lawn with scissors.
19.Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page
20.Incessantly recite annoying phrases, such as "sticky wicket isn't cricket."
21.Pay for your dinner with pennies.
22.Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
23.Inform others that they exist only in your imagination
24.When Christmas carolling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.
25.At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.