25 ways to annoy people anywhere

1.Ask people what gender they are :)
2.Change channels in the last 5 minutes of a show
3.Consistently refere to everyone as 'mortal'
4.Eat out with friends and forget your wallet
5.Name your dog 'Dog'
6.Ride a unicycle to work
7.Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times
8.Tell people the end of a movie(I did that a few times)
9.When walking down a main road act like a drunk =))
10.Ask mall cops for stories of world war I
11.Pretend to be invisible
12.Organize a whole bunch of people to drop their pencils/pens at a preset time.(in school)
13.End the paper with "This paper will self-destruct in 10 seconds".
14.Ttyyppe eevveerryy lleetttteerr ttwwiiccee
Annoy your parents
15.Paint your window
16.Plant a shoe
17.Wax your ceiling
18.Mow your carpet
19.Rake your carpet :))
In an airplane:
20.Bring a microphone and act like Frank Sinatra
21.Show off your batman underwear :))
22.Start a hotdog stand
23.Snort when you laugh
Random ones:
24.Everytime when someone asks you to do something ask them if they want French fries with :)) I did that once
25.Leave large gaps in between you and the people in front of you while waiting in line.