Um...put one in my mouth and then chew it..
I usually stare awkwardly at them and act like they're humans, screaming for help, and then I bite them... and then chew them... then (There's still a lot more agonizing details in my way of Jelly beans...) I smush them with my fingers (STILL ACTING LIKE THEYRE HUMANS), while making some weird sounds (I'm a weirdo..), then eat the rest. SEE?!? MY EPIC WAY OF JELLYBEANS THAT IS AGONIZINGLY LONG AND ANNOYING. ^_^
I EAT THEM.
jk...usually I bite them in half and stare awkwardly into the middle of it.... :O
i bite them in half. thn eeat 1 half, then the otha...am i weird????
putting them in my mouth...and chewing them....:O I BET NO ONE EXPECTED THAT
Began to chop with thee left throughout thee right and before ya know, jelly bean has vanished.