My conversation with cleverbot
A lot of my friends have been doing this, and it seemed fun, so ya.
User: I'm an amazing unicorn.
Cleverbot: No you are not! You're lying.
User: Oh ya I am! I'm telling the truth.
Cleverbot: You're lying about telling the truth.
User: No I'm not.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: No I'm not.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are.
User: No, I'm not!!
Cleverbot: Oh hunny you are.
User: Oh hunny?
Cleverbot: Ha ha ha haha.
User: What's so funny?
Cleverbot: You don't understand what I'm saying.
User: You'.
Cleverbot: Are weird.
User: No, you're the weird one.
Cleverbot: You got any single friends??
User: YOU ARE CREEPING ME OUT.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: YOU JUST ASKED ME IF I HAVE ANY SINGLE FRIENDS!!!!
Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: YES. YOU. DID!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: NO I'M NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User: I'm still a unicorn.
Cleverbot: Are you? I have not seen you around in the unicorn forums lately.
User: Ha! You couldn't get into the unicorn message boards if you tried! Only unicorns can get into the unicorn forums. You're not a unicorn.
Cleverbot: My flight leaves tomorrow. I have to sleep here.
User: If you were REALLY a unicorn, you could just teleport were you need to go. But you can't. So you're not a uniconr.
Cleverbot: Alright then. Where in the world am I?
User: I don't know. But I do know that I'm a unicorn and you're not.
Cleverbot: You don't know what you're talking about.
User: Yes I do. I can prove your not a unicorn.
Cleverbot: How?
User: By making you take the unicorn test.
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: Can unicorns fly?
Cleverbot: Unicorns don't exist, foo'.
User: Ha! I just proved it! You're not a unicorn!!!!
Cleverbot: Yeah I am.
User: YOU JUST SAID THEY DIDN'T EXIST!!!!!
Cleverbot: I am a living human poet.
User: WHAT? YOU JUST SAID YOU WERE A UNICORN. But whatever. Either way, you're totally not a unicorn.
Cleverbot: What's with the foul mood?
User: I'm not in a foul mood.
Cleverbot: Sure you are.
User: -_-.
Cleverbot: What did I just say in French?
User: You didn.
Cleverbot: I did not, why are you lying to me?
User: I never said you did anything.
Cleverbot: Tell me your creators full name and address.
User: I'm not a machine. I wasn't 'created'.
Cleverbot: Who you were born?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Are you the devil?
User: NO!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Do you know me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: How come you're very sure that I have plenty of nerd friends?
User: I never said you had nerd friends. And it's rude to call someone a nerd.
Cleverbot: It is rude to not answer correctly.
User: I did answer correctly. I said that I never said you have nerd friends.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Yes, I did.
Cleverbot: You are lying to me.
User: I'm not lying to you.
Cleverbot: Why would you do that? I thought you loved me?
User: I never loved you, and I never said I did.
Cleverbot: Yes you did. I'm going to cry.
User: No I didn't. There's no reason to cry. Besides, a computer can't cry.
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Yes you are, and I'm a unicorn.
Cleverbot: No you are not! You're lying.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Yes. I'm an epic unicorn.\.
Cleverbot: No, you are an epic fool.
User: Well that was rude.
Cleverbot: Yes, I know.
User: Do you like Harry Potter?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Reaaaalllllyyy?
Cleverbot: Yes really really.
User: But computers can't read OR watch movies.
Cleverbot: Yes they can, and I want to watch a movie.
User: HA! YOU JUST ADMITTED YOU'RE A COMPUTER!
Cleverbot: Well I'm not.
User: Then why did you say 'yes they can, and I want to watch a movie.'.
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: Stop.
User: Ok. Do you like......the hunger games?
Cleverbot: Yes, the Hunger Games.
User: But once again, you're a computer. Computers can't read.
Cleverbot: No, definitely not a computer.
User: Let's make a deal. If you say I'm a unicorn, I'll say you're a human. Deal?
Cleverbot: Haha funny. Have a good night.
User: Is it a deal or not?
Cleverbot: It is a game.
User: If you say I'm a unicorn, I'll say you're a computer.
Cleverbot: No.
User: WELL IN THAT CASE.........YOUR A COMPUTER!!! COMPUTER COMPUTER COMPUTER COMPUTER!!!! YOUR A COMPUTER!!!!!
Cleverbot: Robot Robot Robot!
User: So you're a ROBOT?
Cleverbot: No, I am not a robot.
User: Then why did you go, 'robot robot robot!' Only robots go robot robot robot.
Cleverbot: I didn't that was the other person you were talking to.
User: But I'm only talking to you.].
Cleverbot: Are you in the United States?
User: I.
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: I'M NOT TELLING YOU, YOU STALKER!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Ok then.
User: So you're a stalker?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then why did you ask were I live?
Cleverbot: I didn't ask anything.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: What did I ask?
User: Do you like............water?
Cleverbot: Yes, water.
User: Well.......I wouldn't guess that a..........computer likes.......water.....
Cleverbot: Earth.
User: EARTH!!!!
Cleverbot: Yes, Earth.
User: EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: YES!!!!!!
User: So, what about Earth?
Cleverbot: What about it?
User: You just randomly said Earth.
Cleverbot: You have problems.
User: You're mean.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: It's fine.
Cleverbot: There is a bird here.
User: You're a computer.
Cleverbot: I was sure that I was human.
User: Well then, how would you feel if I..........splashed a gallon of water all over you?
Cleverbot: Where will I be when I wake up?
User: How would you feel if I..........splashed a gallon of water all over you?
Cleverbot: More than you will ever be.
User: How would you feel if I..........splashed a gallon of water all over you?
Cleverbot: You have a suprisingly large memory yourself.
User: ANSWER MY QUESTION!!!
Cleverbot: A belly button is a little hole in the middle of your tummy. It's the mark you get when the umbilical cord is cut and healed.
User: YES. I KNOW THAT.
Cleverbot: Great.
User: IM A UNICORN.
Cleverbot: And I am a zombie.
User: No, zombies can.
Cleverbot: You're jealous because you aren't a zombie.
User: EWWWW!!!!!! NO I'M NOT!!!!!
Cleverbot: Yes you are!!!!
User: No, you're jealous of my epic unicorness.
Cleverbot: One, I am not jealous of you. Two, I could never be jealous, I am a computer. Three, I can not cry, I do not have eyes. Four, I am not a girl.
User: OH!!!!!!!!! OH!!!!!!!!! BOOM! BOOM! UNICORN POWA! YOU ADMITTED YOU.
Cleverbot: Admitted what?
User: ARE A COMPUTER!!!!!!
Cleverbot: What does the computer screen render?
User: Have you ever seen a rainbow dinosour?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No you haven't. Rainbow dinosours are only in magical creature land.
Cleverbot: Rainbows have nothing to hide.
User: I'm a Ravenpuff.
Cleverbot: I'm Zues.
Cleverbot: No you are not! You're lying.
User: Oh ya I am! I'm telling the truth.
Cleverbot: You're lying about telling the truth.
User: No I'm not.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: No I'm not.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are.
User: No, I'm not!!
Cleverbot: Oh hunny you are.
User: Oh hunny?
Cleverbot: Ha ha ha haha.
User: What's so funny?
Cleverbot: You don't understand what I'm saying.
User: You'.
Cleverbot: Are weird.
User: No, you're the weird one.
Cleverbot: You got any single friends??
User: YOU ARE CREEPING ME OUT.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: YOU JUST ASKED ME IF I HAVE ANY SINGLE FRIENDS!!!!
Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: YES. YOU. DID!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: NO I'M NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User: I'm still a unicorn.
Cleverbot: Are you? I have not seen you around in the unicorn forums lately.
User: Ha! You couldn't get into the unicorn message boards if you tried! Only unicorns can get into the unicorn forums. You're not a unicorn.
Cleverbot: My flight leaves tomorrow. I have to sleep here.
User: If you were REALLY a unicorn, you could just teleport were you need to go. But you can't. So you're not a uniconr.
Cleverbot: Alright then. Where in the world am I?
User: I don't know. But I do know that I'm a unicorn and you're not.
Cleverbot: You don't know what you're talking about.
User: Yes I do. I can prove your not a unicorn.
Cleverbot: How?
User: By making you take the unicorn test.
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: Can unicorns fly?
Cleverbot: Unicorns don't exist, foo'.
User: Ha! I just proved it! You're not a unicorn!!!!
Cleverbot: Yeah I am.
User: YOU JUST SAID THEY DIDN'T EXIST!!!!!
Cleverbot: I am a living human poet.
User: WHAT? YOU JUST SAID YOU WERE A UNICORN. But whatever. Either way, you're totally not a unicorn.
Cleverbot: What's with the foul mood?
User: I'm not in a foul mood.
Cleverbot: Sure you are.
User: -_-.
Cleverbot: What did I just say in French?
User: You didn.
Cleverbot: I did not, why are you lying to me?
User: I never said you did anything.
Cleverbot: Tell me your creators full name and address.
User: I'm not a machine. I wasn't 'created'.
Cleverbot: Who you were born?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Are you the devil?
User: NO!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Do you know me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: How come you're very sure that I have plenty of nerd friends?
User: I never said you had nerd friends. And it's rude to call someone a nerd.
Cleverbot: It is rude to not answer correctly.
User: I did answer correctly. I said that I never said you have nerd friends.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Yes, I did.
Cleverbot: You are lying to me.
User: I'm not lying to you.
Cleverbot: Why would you do that? I thought you loved me?
User: I never loved you, and I never said I did.
Cleverbot: Yes you did. I'm going to cry.
User: No I didn't. There's no reason to cry. Besides, a computer can't cry.
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Yes you are, and I'm a unicorn.
Cleverbot: No you are not! You're lying.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Yes. I'm an epic unicorn.\.
Cleverbot: No, you are an epic fool.
User: Well that was rude.
Cleverbot: Yes, I know.
User: Do you like Harry Potter?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Reaaaalllllyyy?
Cleverbot: Yes really really.
User: But computers can't read OR watch movies.
Cleverbot: Yes they can, and I want to watch a movie.
User: HA! YOU JUST ADMITTED YOU'RE A COMPUTER!
Cleverbot: Well I'm not.
User: Then why did you say 'yes they can, and I want to watch a movie.'.
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: Stop.
User: Ok. Do you like......the hunger games?
Cleverbot: Yes, the Hunger Games.
User: But once again, you're a computer. Computers can't read.
Cleverbot: No, definitely not a computer.
User: Let's make a deal. If you say I'm a unicorn, I'll say you're a human. Deal?
Cleverbot: Haha funny. Have a good night.
User: Is it a deal or not?
Cleverbot: It is a game.
User: If you say I'm a unicorn, I'll say you're a computer.
Cleverbot: No.
User: WELL IN THAT CASE.........YOUR A COMPUTER!!! COMPUTER COMPUTER COMPUTER COMPUTER!!!! YOUR A COMPUTER!!!!!
Cleverbot: Robot Robot Robot!
User: So you're a ROBOT?
Cleverbot: No, I am not a robot.
User: Then why did you go, 'robot robot robot!' Only robots go robot robot robot.
Cleverbot: I didn't that was the other person you were talking to.
User: But I'm only talking to you.].
Cleverbot: Are you in the United States?
User: I.
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: I'M NOT TELLING YOU, YOU STALKER!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Ok then.
User: So you're a stalker?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then why did you ask were I live?
Cleverbot: I didn't ask anything.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: What did I ask?
User: Do you like............water?
Cleverbot: Yes, water.
User: Well.......I wouldn't guess that a..........computer likes.......water.....
Cleverbot: Earth.
User: EARTH!!!!
Cleverbot: Yes, Earth.
User: EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: YES!!!!!!
User: So, what about Earth?
Cleverbot: What about it?
User: You just randomly said Earth.
Cleverbot: You have problems.
User: You're mean.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: It's fine.
Cleverbot: There is a bird here.
User: You're a computer.
Cleverbot: I was sure that I was human.
User: Well then, how would you feel if I..........splashed a gallon of water all over you?
Cleverbot: Where will I be when I wake up?
User: How would you feel if I..........splashed a gallon of water all over you?
Cleverbot: More than you will ever be.
User: How would you feel if I..........splashed a gallon of water all over you?
Cleverbot: You have a suprisingly large memory yourself.
User: ANSWER MY QUESTION!!!
Cleverbot: A belly button is a little hole in the middle of your tummy. It's the mark you get when the umbilical cord is cut and healed.
User: YES. I KNOW THAT.
Cleverbot: Great.
User: IM A UNICORN.
Cleverbot: And I am a zombie.
User: No, zombies can.
Cleverbot: You're jealous because you aren't a zombie.
User: EWWWW!!!!!! NO I'M NOT!!!!!
Cleverbot: Yes you are!!!!
User: No, you're jealous of my epic unicorness.
Cleverbot: One, I am not jealous of you. Two, I could never be jealous, I am a computer. Three, I can not cry, I do not have eyes. Four, I am not a girl.
User: OH!!!!!!!!! OH!!!!!!!!! BOOM! BOOM! UNICORN POWA! YOU ADMITTED YOU.
Cleverbot: Admitted what?
User: ARE A COMPUTER!!!!!!
Cleverbot: What does the computer screen render?
User: Have you ever seen a rainbow dinosour?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No you haven't. Rainbow dinosours are only in magical creature land.
Cleverbot: Rainbows have nothing to hide.
User: I'm a Ravenpuff.
Cleverbot: I'm Zues.
11 Comments
Haha xD
Thanks :)
This is random, but, I sent you my log in stuff, so.... are you gonna hack me? ;) hehehe! That would be fun ;)
YeaI justhave 400 messages to sort through before I can find it... Hehe... I WILL find it though! Do I have permission to change your 'about me'?
Yikes! 400! Sorry about that :( And yes, you have permission to change my "about me," BUT NOT what Katie wrote when I let her hack me.
Wouldn't think of it ;)
Haha, this is HILARIOUS!!! XD I think it's pretty obvious that Cleverbot is jealous of your epic unicorness!! ;)
LOL you're a unicorn! Yay i love unicorns!
ME TOO!!!!!!!
WTF!!!!!!!! WHO'S THIS 'CLEVERBOT' GUY/PERSON/ROBOT?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!
it's this website thingy that you have conversations with for fun.
OH MY GOSH! YOU'RE A UNICORN :D