53% Innocent
Chapter 1
53% Innocent
Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as "_% innocent"
01. Smoked: No
02. Drank alcohol: Yes
03. Cried when someone died: Yes
04. Been drunk: No
05. Had s^x: No
06. Been to a concert: No
07. Gotten/given a ha6d job: No
08. Been verbally/see^xually harrassed: Yes
09. Verbally/s)xully harassed somebody: …I don’t think so
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up: No
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose: Yes xD
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before: No
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend: No
15. Been to prom: No
16. Cried at school: Yes
17. Gotten lost in a Wal-Mart or a department store: Yes but I was also 4…
18. Went stre&king: Yes
19. Given or received a lap dance: Yes
20. Had a guy/girl in your room: Yes
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 91%
21. Had a guy/girl sleep over: Yes
22. Slept over at a guys/girls house: No
23. Kissed a stranger: No
24. Hugged a stranger: Yes
25. Went scuba diving: No
26. Driven a car: No
27. Gotten an x-ray: Nevar
28. Hit by a car: No
29. Had a party: No
30. Done d&ugs: No
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 89%
31. Played st^ip poker/darts/pool: Yes
32. Got paid to st^ip for someone: No
33. Run away from home: No
34. Broken a bone: No ^-^
35. Eaten sushi: Yes
36. Bought p^rn: No
37. Watched pUrn: Yes
38. Made poUn: No
39. Made beans: …Is this some sort of euphemism I don’t know about? No
40. Been in love: No
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 86%
41. French kissed: No.
42. Laughed so hard you cried: Yes
43. Cried yourself to sleep: Yes
44. Laughed yourself to sleep: That’s possible? O_O
45. Stabbed yourself: Yes
46. Shot a gun: No
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day: No
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours: Yes…
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours: Yes…
50. Watched an animal die: Yes
PERCENTAGE SO FAR?: 80%
51. Watched a person die: No
52. Kissed somewhere with at least 1 person present: : Yes
53. Pranked somebody: Yes
54. Put somebody in the hospital: No
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out:Yes
56. Made spicy beans: NO
57. Dressed punk: Yes
58. Dressed GothYes
59. Dressed preppy: Nevar
60. Been to a motocross race: No
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 75%
61. Avoided somebody: Yes.
62. Been stalked: Yes
63. Stalked someone: …ONE TIME SHUT UP
64. Met a celebrity: No
65. Played an instrument: Yes
67. Cut yourself: Yes
68. Bungee jumped: No
69: Ding dong ditched someone: Yes
70. Been to a wild party: No
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 69% (TEEHEE)
71. Been caught stealing something: Yes
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the b&lls: Yes
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend: No
74. Gone out with your friend's crush: No
75. Got arrested: No
76. Been pregnant: NO WAY IN HELL
77. Babysat: Once…NEVAR AGAIN
78. Been to another country: Yes
79. Started your house on fire: Yes
80. Had an encounter with a ghost: No
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 63%
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients: No
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by: Yes
83. Cried over a member of the opposite s&x: Yes
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 2 months: No
85. Sat on your butt all day: Yes :P
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself: …I feel like you’re judging me. Yes
87. Had a job: No
88. Gotten cut from a sports team: No
89. Been called a w)ore: Yes.
90. Danced like a wh^re: Yes
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 57%
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity: No
92. Been in a car accident: No
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes: Yes
94. Been told you have beautiful hair: Yes
95. RaJed somebody: O_O NO
96. Danced in the rain. Yes
97. Been rejected: No
98. Left a restaurant without paying: No
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face: Yes…
100. Been rJped: No!
Total: I am 53% innocent…that’s not too bad right?
01. Smoked: No
02. Drank alcohol: Yes
03. Cried when someone died: Yes
04. Been drunk: No
05. Had s^x: No
06. Been to a concert: No
07. Gotten/given a ha6d job: No
08. Been verbally/see^xually harrassed: Yes
09. Verbally/s)xully harassed somebody: …I don’t think so
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up: No
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose: Yes xD
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before: No
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend: No
15. Been to prom: No
16. Cried at school: Yes
17. Gotten lost in a Wal-Mart or a department store: Yes but I was also 4…
18. Went stre&king: Yes
19. Given or received a lap dance: Yes
20. Had a guy/girl in your room: Yes
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 91%
21. Had a guy/girl sleep over: Yes
22. Slept over at a guys/girls house: No
23. Kissed a stranger: No
24. Hugged a stranger: Yes
25. Went scuba diving: No
26. Driven a car: No
27. Gotten an x-ray: Nevar
28. Hit by a car: No
29. Had a party: No
30. Done d&ugs: No
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 89%
31. Played st^ip poker/darts/pool: Yes
32. Got paid to st^ip for someone: No
33. Run away from home: No
34. Broken a bone: No ^-^
35. Eaten sushi: Yes
36. Bought p^rn: No
37. Watched pUrn: Yes
38. Made poUn: No
39. Made beans: …Is this some sort of euphemism I don’t know about? No
40. Been in love: No
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 86%
41. French kissed: No.
42. Laughed so hard you cried: Yes
43. Cried yourself to sleep: Yes
44. Laughed yourself to sleep: That’s possible? O_O
45. Stabbed yourself: Yes
46. Shot a gun: No
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day: No
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours: Yes…
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours: Yes…
50. Watched an animal die: Yes
PERCENTAGE SO FAR?: 80%
51. Watched a person die: No
52. Kissed somewhere with at least 1 person present: : Yes
53. Pranked somebody: Yes
54. Put somebody in the hospital: No
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out:Yes
56. Made spicy beans: NO
57. Dressed punk: Yes
58. Dressed GothYes
59. Dressed preppy: Nevar
60. Been to a motocross race: No
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 75%
61. Avoided somebody: Yes.
62. Been stalked: Yes
63. Stalked someone: …ONE TIME SHUT UP
64. Met a celebrity: No
65. Played an instrument: Yes
67. Cut yourself: Yes
68. Bungee jumped: No
69: Ding dong ditched someone: Yes
70. Been to a wild party: No
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 69% (TEEHEE)
71. Been caught stealing something: Yes
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the b&lls: Yes
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend: No
74. Gone out with your friend's crush: No
75. Got arrested: No
76. Been pregnant: NO WAY IN HELL
77. Babysat: Once…NEVAR AGAIN
78. Been to another country: Yes
79. Started your house on fire: Yes
80. Had an encounter with a ghost: No
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 63%
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients: No
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by: Yes
83. Cried over a member of the opposite s&x: Yes
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 2 months: No
85. Sat on your butt all day: Yes :P
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself: …I feel like you’re judging me. Yes
87. Had a job: No
88. Gotten cut from a sports team: No
89. Been called a w)ore: Yes.
90. Danced like a wh^re: Yes
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 57%
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity: No
92. Been in a car accident: No
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes: Yes
94. Been told you have beautiful hair: Yes
95. RaJed somebody: O_O NO
96. Danced in the rain. Yes
97. Been rejected: No
98. Left a restaurant without paying: No
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face: Yes…
100. Been rJped: No!
Total: I am 53% innocent…that’s not too bad right?



5 Comments
by stabbed your self you mean.....
1% and thats an understatement
50%
55%innocent :D
70% YAY.