I am 47% Innocent ( Oh no, Life Imprisonment X0 )
Me: I thought I was a good girl?
Evil me: Obviously Not! MWUHAHAHA!
Me: Why is it "obvious"?
Evil Me: Because well...
Me: Well WHY?
Evil Me: Oh Just SHUT UP!
Me: &*^&%$!!!
--SLAP---
Evil Me: OW! That HURT!
....
Me: Oh... Maybe it IS obvious....
Chapter 1
It's Either This Or HomeWork :D
Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as " __% innocent"
01. Smoked: Nooooope
02. Drank alcohol: Yessss (accident, Cory that was NOT apple juice!)
03. Cried when someone died: Nooope (...heart of stone...)
04. Been drunk: Noooooope
05. Had s^x: NOOO
06. Been to a concert: YEAH
07. Gotten/given a ha6d job: YEAH!
08. Been verbally/see^xually harrassed: Once, but they knew better than to do it a second time (too many hospital bills :P)
09. Verbally/s)xully harassed somebody: NO!
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up: No! (Wait why does it go 09. 11. ? Where THE HELL IS 10.???)
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose: Ha..Ha.. Ha.. not a pleasant memory
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before: Nooo
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend: Nooo
15. Been to prom: Nope
16. Cried at school: Nooo
17. Gotten lost in a Wal-Mart or a department store: On Purpose? Yes!
18. Went stre&king: NO WAY
19. Given or received a la& dance: Haha, sort of...
20. Had a guy/girl in your room: Ya
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 7% GUILTY
21. Had a guy/girl sleep over: Yep, Heaps
22. Slept over at a guys/girls house: Yepp
23. Kissed a stranger: Tried tooo...hehehe
24. Hugged a stranger: So often
25. Went scuba diving: Unfortunately no
26. Driven a car: YEAH! All the time :)
27. Gotten an x-ray: Ya
28. Hit by a car: Owch, Yeah
29. Had a party: Am i human? Yeah!
30. Done d&ugs: NEVER
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 15% GUILTY
31. Played st^ip poker/darts/pool: Not at SCHOOL, but does it still count?
32. Got paid to st^ip for someone: No (not that sexy :P)
33. Run away from home: Many times... and only ever got as far as the front gate XD
34. Broken a bone: Yeah (Tooth and Jaw)
35. Eaten sushi: YUCKYYYY (yes)
36. Bought p^rn: NO!
37. Watched pUrn: NO
38. Made poUn: NOO!
39. Made beans: Huh? No...
40. Been in love: Heart of stone remmeber? (Maybe I would have but he's gone now)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 20% GUILTY
41. French kissed: EWWY
42. Laughed so hard you cried: Giggle, snort, sob
43. Cried yourself to sleep: Nope
44. Laughed yourself to sleep: Yepp :D
45. Stabbed yourself: Accidentally
46. Shot a gun: Nope
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day: NO, What you see is what you get!
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours: Possibly...
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours: Possibly....
50. Watched an animal die: Too Many
PERCENTAGE SO FAR?: 26% GUILTY
51. Watched a person die: no, hopefully never will
52. Kissed somewhere with at least 1 person present: nope
53. Pranked somebody: YEAH MAN!
54. Put somebody in the hospital: Hehe...hehe...uhh... maybe
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out: yep :)
56. Made spicy beans: Again... I'm not sure if that is literal of figurative
57. Dressed punk: YEAH! (I'm an actress)
58. Dressed Goth: YEAH! (again, actress)
59. Dressed preppy: YEAH! (you probably get the idea)
60. Been to a motocross race: More like IN ONE
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 33% GUILTY
61. Avoided somebody: -shudder- every thursday
62. Been stalked: Ya
63. Stalked someone: All the time! So fun :)
64. Met a celebrity: Nah
65. Played an instrument: Lots
66. Ridden a horse: Ya, (it didn't like me very much)
67. Cut yourself: ACCIDENT
68. Bungee jumped: i wish
69: Ding dong ditched someone: Yeah!
70. Been to a wild party: Nooo, scaaaryy
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 40% GUILTY
71. Been caught stealing something: Yeah (chocolate out of my sister's fridge, DAMN IT I WAS SO CLOSE!!)
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the b&lls: Yepp...Hehe...sorry bout that
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend: No way!
74. Gone out with your friend's crush: Nope
75. Got arrested: Nope! (they haven't caught me yet >:) jk! jk!)
76. Been pregnant: Nooooo
77. Babysat: /Yeaaaaah :[/
78. Been to another country: Nahhh
79. Started your house on fire: Almost... (I was toasting a marshmallow alright!! It wasn't MY fault the candle SOMEHOW evolved into quite a large fire in a plastic bowl, COME ON!)
80. Had an encounter with a ghost: Uhh... No?
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 44% GUILTY
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients: Nope
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by: Yepp...
83. Cried over a member of the opposite s&x: No!
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 2 months: Nope
85. Sat on your butt all day: Nope, I'm sort of EXETREMELY hyporactive, (my friends say i have ADHD but i DON'T, I just like doing... things...)
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself: YEAH... Good times....
87. Had a job: I'm sure we've had this question before...
88. Gotten cut from a sports team: Nope
89. Been called a w)ore: NO
90. Danced like a wh^re: NO (i can't even dance like an ELEPHANT)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 47% GUILTY
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity: Nope, guess i'm just too unique :P
92. Been in a car accident: Yeah... (No i wasn't driving!)
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes: Yep
94. Been told you have beautiful hair: Yep
95. RaJed somebody: NOOOOO
96. Danced in the rain. YEAH MAN
97. Been rejected: Nope
98. Left a restaurant without paying: Yep. Because we didn't buy anything
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face: Yeah!
100. Been rJped: NOOO
Total: I am 53% GUILTY!!!!!!!
(Naughty Girl :P)
01. Smoked: Nooooope
02. Drank alcohol: Yessss (accident, Cory that was NOT apple juice!)
03. Cried when someone died: Nooope (...heart of stone...)
04. Been drunk: Noooooope
05. Had s^x: NOOO
06. Been to a concert: YEAH
07. Gotten/given a ha6d job: YEAH!
08. Been verbally/see^xually harrassed: Once, but they knew better than to do it a second time (too many hospital bills :P)
09. Verbally/s)xully harassed somebody: NO!
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up: No! (Wait why does it go 09. 11. ? Where THE HELL IS 10.???)
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose: Ha..Ha.. Ha.. not a pleasant memory
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before: Nooo
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend: Nooo
15. Been to prom: Nope
16. Cried at school: Nooo
17. Gotten lost in a Wal-Mart or a department store: On Purpose? Yes!
18. Went stre&king: NO WAY
19. Given or received a la& dance: Haha, sort of...
20. Had a guy/girl in your room: Ya
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 7% GUILTY
21. Had a guy/girl sleep over: Yep, Heaps
22. Slept over at a guys/girls house: Yepp
23. Kissed a stranger: Tried tooo...hehehe
24. Hugged a stranger: So often
25. Went scuba diving: Unfortunately no
26. Driven a car: YEAH! All the time :)
27. Gotten an x-ray: Ya
28. Hit by a car: Owch, Yeah
29. Had a party: Am i human? Yeah!
30. Done d&ugs: NEVER
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 15% GUILTY
31. Played st^ip poker/darts/pool: Not at SCHOOL, but does it still count?
32. Got paid to st^ip for someone: No (not that sexy :P)
33. Run away from home: Many times... and only ever got as far as the front gate XD
34. Broken a bone: Yeah (Tooth and Jaw)
35. Eaten sushi: YUCKYYYY (yes)
36. Bought p^rn: NO!
37. Watched pUrn: NO
38. Made poUn: NOO!
39. Made beans: Huh? No...
40. Been in love: Heart of stone remmeber? (Maybe I would have but he's gone now)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 20% GUILTY
41. French kissed: EWWY
42. Laughed so hard you cried: Giggle, snort, sob
43. Cried yourself to sleep: Nope
44. Laughed yourself to sleep: Yepp :D
45. Stabbed yourself: Accidentally
46. Shot a gun: Nope
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day: NO, What you see is what you get!
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours: Possibly...
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours: Possibly....
50. Watched an animal die: Too Many
PERCENTAGE SO FAR?: 26% GUILTY
51. Watched a person die: no, hopefully never will
52. Kissed somewhere with at least 1 person present: nope
53. Pranked somebody: YEAH MAN!
54. Put somebody in the hospital: Hehe...hehe...uhh... maybe
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out: yep :)
56. Made spicy beans: Again... I'm not sure if that is literal of figurative
57. Dressed punk: YEAH! (I'm an actress)
58. Dressed Goth: YEAH! (again, actress)
59. Dressed preppy: YEAH! (you probably get the idea)
60. Been to a motocross race: More like IN ONE
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 33% GUILTY
61. Avoided somebody: -shudder- every thursday
62. Been stalked: Ya
63. Stalked someone: All the time! So fun :)
64. Met a celebrity: Nah
65. Played an instrument: Lots
66. Ridden a horse: Ya, (it didn't like me very much)
67. Cut yourself: ACCIDENT
68. Bungee jumped: i wish
69: Ding dong ditched someone: Yeah!
70. Been to a wild party: Nooo, scaaaryy
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 40% GUILTY
71. Been caught stealing something: Yeah (chocolate out of my sister's fridge, DAMN IT I WAS SO CLOSE!!)
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the b&lls: Yepp...Hehe...sorry bout that
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend: No way!
74. Gone out with your friend's crush: Nope
75. Got arrested: Nope! (they haven't caught me yet >:) jk! jk!)
76. Been pregnant: Nooooo
77. Babysat: /Yeaaaaah :[/
78. Been to another country: Nahhh
79. Started your house on fire: Almost... (I was toasting a marshmallow alright!! It wasn't MY fault the candle SOMEHOW evolved into quite a large fire in a plastic bowl, COME ON!)
80. Had an encounter with a ghost: Uhh... No?
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 44% GUILTY
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients: Nope
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by: Yepp...
83. Cried over a member of the opposite s&x: No!
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 2 months: Nope
85. Sat on your butt all day: Nope, I'm sort of EXETREMELY hyporactive, (my friends say i have ADHD but i DON'T, I just like doing... things...)
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself: YEAH... Good times....
87. Had a job: I'm sure we've had this question before...
88. Gotten cut from a sports team: Nope
89. Been called a w)ore: NO
90. Danced like a wh^re: NO (i can't even dance like an ELEPHANT)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 47% GUILTY
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity: Nope, guess i'm just too unique :P
92. Been in a car accident: Yeah... (No i wasn't driving!)
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes: Yep
94. Been told you have beautiful hair: Yep
95. RaJed somebody: NOOOOO
96. Danced in the rain. YEAH MAN
97. Been rejected: Nope
98. Left a restaurant without paying: Yep. Because we didn't buy anything
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face: Yeah!
100. Been rJped: NOOO
Total: I am 53% GUILTY!!!!!!!
(Naughty Girl :P)



6 Comments
# 79 MADE ME CRACK UP xDDD
AHA AND # 90
Haha that's hilarious! I'm surprised you got 47% innocent!
Jks
80% innocent
77% innocent
I am 76% innocent!