friends. repost if ya want.

FRIENDS: Will give you their umbrella when its raining.
BEST FRIENDS: Will take your umbrella and run off screaming "RUN, BIITCH, RUN!"

FRIENDS: Will bail you our if prison.
BEST FRIENRS:Will be sitting next to you saying how much you screwed up, but that they had the time of their life.

FRIENDS: Will visit you in the hospital when you break your leg.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you're hurt in the first place and are laying in the bed next to you with a fractured hip bone.


FRIENDS: are for a time
BEST FRIENDS: Are for forever.

FRIENDS: Will do the pot with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will slap you and flush it down the toilet.

FRIENDS: Will talk you out if suicide.
BEST FRIENDS: Will die if you did. And then talk you out if suicide because they dont wanna die. But they would die if you did.

FRIENDS: Wont ask for your food.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FRIENDS Will find you some clothes when you've been jumped and clothes stolen.
BEST FRIENDS: Will strip down too and yell "ITS NAKED DAY!"

FRIENDS: Will borrow your stuff and return it the next day.
BEST FRIENDS: Will keep your shiit so long they forget its yours.

FRIENDS: Will wince when you hurt yourself.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh, help you up and then walk into a telephone pole.

FRIENDS: Will laugh at you when you get drunk and start dancing
BEST FRIENDS: Made you dance and are dancing with you.

FRIENDS: Care more about themselves than you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will drop everything if you're in trouble because they do care.

FRIENDS: Leave of their own free will.
BEST FRIENDS: Have ti be dragged away kicking and screaming, in a straight jacket and geing stuck with needles to deliver the sedatives.

FRIENDS: Will walk away at any moment.
BEST FRIENDS: Are practically joined ti you at the hip.

FRIENDS: Will embarrass you because they can.
BEST FRIENDS: Will loose all dignaty and sense of shame to keep you from being embarrassed by someone else.

FRIENDS: Will call when they hear somethings wrong with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will hop on a freaking plane and dome to your house with comfort food and a fly swatter to help you our if your funk.

FRIENDS: Say they'll be there forever.
BEST FRIENDS: Mean it, do it, and keep all their other promises.