Questions
These are just a collection of questions I've always had. Some may be serious, or stupid, or obvious, or silly. Just a warning. ^_^
If you have answers to any of these questions, feel free to answer them in the comments! ^.^
Chapter 1
Number One
Why do crackers have holes?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why do we call them buildings if they're already built?
Why do painters wear all white?
If a cannibal is on death row, can he request to eat the guy who was killed before him? (You know, people on death row can make their last meal whatever they want)
Why doesn't someone make up words that rhyme with orange, purple, month, and silver?
Who's the genius who figured out Algebra? Because I can't even learn it.
How come scientists can come up with dumb stuff like the Big Bang Theory but can't bother to make Pokémon real?
What if the end of the world is really just the beginning of Panem?
If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? (Wait for it... Three, two, one...
Who looks stupid now? You do.)
What if the reason we haven't found life on other planets is because they really don't need water to survive?
What if our life is actually a giant game of the Sims? (Not gonna lie, that would be epic.)
What if Hogwarts actually exists, and I'm just a stupid Moogle?
What if the reason we don't have Avatars and benders is because a reincarnation of Avatar Aang was killed in the Avatar State, thus ending the Avatar Cycle?
What if I'm the only really person on Earth and everyone else is an evil robot? O.o
What if different animals have different planets where they rule? For example, humans get Earth, cats get another planet, kangaroos another...
Why are all Disney movies based on actual poems/fairy tales/historical events. (Even Mulan is based off of a poem.)
What if gingers really don't have souls and are programmed to kill all life? (I don't think it's likely. I mean... Foxface, the Weasleys, and Hikaru and Kaoru. Please.)
What if, in an alternate universe, Pokémon, wizards, etc. exist, and all the people who created them have visited there before?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why do we call them buildings if they're already built?
Why do painters wear all white?
If a cannibal is on death row, can he request to eat the guy who was killed before him? (You know, people on death row can make their last meal whatever they want)
Why doesn't someone make up words that rhyme with orange, purple, month, and silver?
Who's the genius who figured out Algebra? Because I can't even learn it.
How come scientists can come up with dumb stuff like the Big Bang Theory but can't bother to make Pokémon real?
What if the end of the world is really just the beginning of Panem?
If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? (Wait for it... Three, two, one...
Who looks stupid now? You do.)
What if the reason we haven't found life on other planets is because they really don't need water to survive?
What if our life is actually a giant game of the Sims? (Not gonna lie, that would be epic.)
What if Hogwarts actually exists, and I'm just a stupid Moogle?
What if the reason we don't have Avatars and benders is because a reincarnation of Avatar Aang was killed in the Avatar State, thus ending the Avatar Cycle?
What if I'm the only really person on Earth and everyone else is an evil robot? O.o
What if different animals have different planets where they rule? For example, humans get Earth, cats get another planet, kangaroos another...
Why are all Disney movies based on actual poems/fairy tales/historical events. (Even Mulan is based off of a poem.)
What if gingers really don't have souls and are programmed to kill all life? (I don't think it's likely. I mean... Foxface, the Weasleys, and Hikaru and Kaoru. Please.)
What if, in an alternate universe, Pokémon, wizards, etc. exist, and all the people who created them have visited there before?



26 Comments
Well, one of those questions was very disgusting and funny. lol. And, honestly, I don't know the answer to these....
I want to visit the world of anime and pokemon. ^_^
Why do painters wear all white? It's a color that doesn't clash with ANYTHING! :D
If a cannibal is on death row, can he request to eat the guy who was killed before him? I don't think they let cannibals in death row...
What if the end of the world is really just the beginning of Panem? END THE WORLD!
What if I'm the only really person on Earth and everyone else is an evil robot? I'd be a robot
Why are all Disney movies based on actual poems/fairy tales/historical events? Because they;re to stupid to come up w/ origionals.
What if, in an alternate universe, Pokémon, wizards, etc. exist, and all the people who created them have visited there before? ...0.0 FIND ALL THE AUTHORS!
What if Graceanne asked all these questions to distract us before she appeared behind us with a knife? o.O
Damn it... You caught on...
is looking all around cautiously I HAVE A BLUE WATERBOTTLE NEXT TO ME SO DON'T YOU DARE!
lol! nice
Oh my... GraceAnne's mind is... Strange. xD
HA!!!! I love the sims one and I agree GINGERS HAVE SOULS (I should know) xxx
Lol haha XD
What if the end of the world is just the beginning of Panem? likely. Someone end the world now!!
What if Hogwarts actually exists, and I'm just a stupid Moogle? Moogle? GraceAnne, it's Muggle! And yes... Filthy Muggles...
You haven't seen AVPM/AVPS, have you?
You know I could answer most these questions. ANSWER: People are lazy, stupid and retarded. That's why no one has found a rhyme for orange, purple etc. That's why most Disney movies are based on something. That's why scientist can't make Pokemon real D': and so on. TADAAA!