I'm Going To Settle This. Ship Wars.
Everybody keeps asking me who I ship for what, so I'm making a list of Dos and Don'ts. Mmkay? (These are just the huge ones)
HARRY POTTER:
Dos -
Snape/Lily
Harry/Ginny
Ron/Hermione
Fred/Me (Whoops...)
Tonks/Lupin
Draco/Apple
Voldemort/Bellatrix
Don'ts -
Fred/Hermione (EW!)
James/Lily (Blehhhhhh)
Draco/Harry
Draco/Hermione
Harry/Hermione
Cho/Harry
HUNGER GAMES:
Dos -
Finnick/Annie (Possibly my favorite ship EVER)
Clove/Cato
Glimmer/Marvel
Beetee/Wiress
Don'ts -
Cato/Foxface (Who's the MORON who came up with that?!)
Cato/Glimmer (Just for Annemarie)
Foxface/Peeta (Thank you, Teagz!)
Katniss/Anyone (I. HATE. KATNISS.)
Undecided -
Haymitch/Effie (I can't decide if it'd be cute or creepy...)
GLEE:
Dos -
Blaine/Kurt (Duh.)
Mike/Tina
Sam/Quinn
Puck/Satana
Britney/Santana
Don'ts -
Finn/Rachel
Blaine/Rachel
Artie/Tina
Mercedes/Sam
Mercedes/Artie (I've read one of those stories before... Never goin' back.)
Puck/Quinn
Artie/Britney
AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER:
Dos -
Sokka/Suki
Sokka/Toph
Zuko/Me (Haha, oops!)
Don'ts -
Katara/Zuko (That just scares me...)
Katara/Aang (Aang could do a hell of a lot better)
Toph/Aang
Sokka/Aang (Um... Ew.)
Sokka/Zuko
Zuko/Aang (I've read all of the last three... I didn't like them at all.)
POKEMON: (Yeah, I'm doing this. BOOM. Mostly because of Brock. xD)
Dos -
Brock/Any girl in the series (C'mon, he deserves ONE! I'd go out with the poor guy!)
Don'ts -
Ash/Any girl in the series. (He's TEN, y'all!)
OHSHC:
Dos -
Hikaru/Kaoru (Only because of this one fic I read that was so SWEET! I cried reading it.)
Don'ts -
Tamaki/Haruhi (I. HATE. TAMAKI. FVCKING. SUOU.)
Kyoya/Tamaki (Not feeling it...)
Mori/Honey (They're cousins... of course... Hikaru and Kaoru are brothers... but in the story I read, they weren't...)
Uhhh.... Yeah, I can't think of anything else.
Dos -
Snape/Lily
Harry/Ginny
Ron/Hermione
Fred/Me (Whoops...)
Tonks/Lupin
Draco/Apple
Voldemort/Bellatrix
Don'ts -
Fred/Hermione (EW!)
James/Lily (Blehhhhhh)
Draco/Harry
Draco/Hermione
Harry/Hermione
Cho/Harry
HUNGER GAMES:
Dos -
Finnick/Annie (Possibly my favorite ship EVER)
Clove/Cato
Glimmer/Marvel
Beetee/Wiress
Don'ts -
Cato/Foxface (Who's the MORON who came up with that?!)
Cato/Glimmer (Just for Annemarie)
Foxface/Peeta (Thank you, Teagz!)
Katniss/Anyone (I. HATE. KATNISS.)
Undecided -
Haymitch/Effie (I can't decide if it'd be cute or creepy...)
GLEE:
Dos -
Blaine/Kurt (Duh.)
Mike/Tina
Sam/Quinn
Puck/Satana
Britney/Santana
Don'ts -
Finn/Rachel
Blaine/Rachel
Artie/Tina
Mercedes/Sam
Mercedes/Artie (I've read one of those stories before... Never goin' back.)
Puck/Quinn
Artie/Britney
AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER:
Dos -
Sokka/Suki
Sokka/Toph
Zuko/Me (Haha, oops!)
Don'ts -
Katara/Zuko (That just scares me...)
Katara/Aang (Aang could do a hell of a lot better)
Toph/Aang
Sokka/Aang (Um... Ew.)
Sokka/Zuko
Zuko/Aang (I've read all of the last three... I didn't like them at all.)
POKEMON: (Yeah, I'm doing this. BOOM. Mostly because of Brock. xD)
Dos -
Brock/Any girl in the series (C'mon, he deserves ONE! I'd go out with the poor guy!)
Don'ts -
Ash/Any girl in the series. (He's TEN, y'all!)
OHSHC:
Dos -
Hikaru/Kaoru (Only because of this one fic I read that was so SWEET! I cried reading it.)
Don'ts -
Tamaki/Haruhi (I. HATE. TAMAKI. FVCKING. SUOU.)
Kyoya/Tamaki (Not feeling it...)
Mori/Honey (They're cousins... of course... Hikaru and Kaoru are brothers... but in the story I read, they weren't...)
Uhhh.... Yeah, I can't think of anything else.
52 Comments
You forgot Foxface and Peeta o.o
Shít, I did...
Who the eff started Foxface and ANYONE?!? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard! EVER. She's an independent woman, people! I've also always shipped Beetee/Wiress. It's just... Too perfect to put into words.
What's Draco/Apple? Do I want to know?
Beetee/Wiress is so sweet!
Draco/Apple is Draco and... an apple. Not a red one, though. A green one. It has to be green. It's called Drapple. I'm not sure what genius started it, but... It's perfect. Google it and look at the pictures.
Nvm. I found the fic. Lol, that's hysterical!!
HER NAME IS NOT FINCH! FINCH IS A NAME THAT COULD NEVER FIT FOXFACE! MERCURY BURNS IS BETTER THAN FINCH! FINCH REMINDS ME OF FINN AND RACHEL!
I agree with you, except I kinda ship Draco/Hermione and Katniss/Peeta...
Foxface and Peeta are perfect o.o IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN HER! NOT THAT HO KATNISS!
NEVER!!!! FOXFACE IS AN INDEPENDENT WOMAN!!! Lol, sorry... Peeta and Finch? I don't think so... Not in my mind anyway. If anything, I honestly think that Finch and Thresh could've worked.
No. Foxface/No one. Foxface is alone, like Johanna.
And Katniss is a ho how? There is no indication of her being anything like a ho in any of the books or the movie. How illiterate can you get?
And Foxface's real name is, in fact, Finch. Jacqueline Emerson confirmed it and Caesar Flickerman said it, in the film. Please just sit down; you're embarrassing yourself.
Dude. Inside joke. Now you sit the hell down -____- I'm illiterate? Pleaseee, you just can't pick up on social cues. c:
"I'm illiterate?"
Yes, yes you are. Social cues? No, this is not humor. It is ignorant and straight-up petty. Who makes a BOOK about ships they dislike? And who encourages that messed-up individual? If I posted this to my Tumblr, this would get undying hate. But I won't because that would mean stooping to this high-school girl level.
Excuse me, infiniteships, but you're the one defending a Mary-Sue. Case closed. :)
Polyjuicebrewer,
That is borderline hilarious. Katniss is the farthest character away from a Mary Sue in the entire series. Peeta is a Gary Sue, that is true. Katniss a Mary Sue? Your arguments are weak.
Interesting 'story' here. (: Glad you could find a way to clear up all those 'ships. XD Though, sorry hun, my absolute favourite 'ship in the whole wide world is Draco/Harry. I'd never had a 'ship before those two....they're perfect together. :P (So are Neville and Luna, but hey). That's all I can comment on, however, since I don't have a clue on the other 'ship fandoms you've got there. (:
Draco/Harry?!
Oh my wizard god...
I think I just died of disgust...
Who would ever think of such a horrific thing?!
Just ew.
I'm really glad someone else is on Team Katniss should end up alone. I thought I was the only one.
I love you. I'm glad some people in the worls are anti Glato (Glimmer/Cato). Yes, one of my IRL "friends" is a Glato shipper.
EW! CLATO > GLATO! Yeah, I just did math. Boom.
Ew...Math.
Harry and Draco. Definitely not.
I don't know...
I could have seen Draco and Umbitch.....
Mercedes and Artie? Um. No.
I like Brock! The poor guy!
...Mori and Honey? HDJAAAA I JUST GAGGED. EW NO UBDNAJHS NO NO NO.
TAMAKI AND HARUHI IS A 1000000000000000XXX-XXX-XXXX% YES!