Another Hetalia Birthday Party!

What is your name~? Teri
It's your birthday! How do you feel? it's my birthday? (Wait, I forgot it was my birthday? O_O)
This person arrived way too early: Germany
They... Return the book they borrowed (what book?)
After that, this person arrives first: America
This person spikes the punch: Romano (WTF?)
Because... They want 'in your pants', if you know what I mean ;D (No thank you!)
This person crashed your party: Greece (O_O)
This person: Greece
Did this the entire party: Stare at your chest (So he crashed my party just to stare at my chest? Why? There's virtually nothing there O_O)
Movie time! You sit next to: Poland (Yay :D)
During the scary movie, they: steal your popcorn whilst you're distracted! D: (Poland, why?! I would have shared!)
Makeout scene! This person: France
does this: tries the 'yawn and stretch' to get his/her arm around you. (And then I would have slapped France across the face!)
Time to sing happy birthday! What happends? they all sing happy birthday in their own languages and get confused (lol I'd like to hear that)
Present time! :D yay! this person: Lithuania
gets you... a stuffed animal (Thanks I guess...)
You got a coupon for some 'free loving' from: Denmark (Nothx...)
You got what you always wanted from: America (you mean America gave me some Hetalia merchandise? xD)
Game time! :D You play: duck-duck-goose ('Kthen...)
England kept losing, so he... cried (Poor Iggy)
you're playing RISK now.This person... Sealand
However, pulls a Russia and... tries to claim YOU as his/her territory. (WTF Sealand?!)
So you quit and are now playing Axis and Allies! hides in bomb shelter
No one is winning so... Hong Kong sets off fireworks and England freaks out (um wut)
Dance time! :D First, with: Greece (I bet he's staring at my -lackof- chest the whole time -see earlier part-)
How do they dance? amazing well (orly?)
Your favourite song came on, who's dancing w/you? Poland (Yay! :D)
You dance w/this person for the rest of the night: Austria (Okay then... at least I got ONE dance with Poland xD)
time for bed! Who wants to sleep next to you~? Iceland (wut?)
and... Prussia (wut?!)
They end up fighting, so: Belgium (WTAF?!)
and this person end up sleeping next to you: N. Italy (O_O)
the first person... mumbles your name in his/her sleep whilst kicking you (WTF?!)
and the second person... kicks you various times in the night (Crap, they both were kicking me! D:)
When you wake up on this person's lap: Hungary (WTF?! How did that happen?)
..they... blush and look away ('K...)
This person lovingly cooks you breakfast: Egypt (Thanks I guess)
Party's over, this person: Liechtenstein
and this person slept in the same bed by accident: Norway (wut?! O_O)
Last person to leave: Vietnam
They do this(may or may not be drunk): blush and quietly asks you out (Hopefully she's drunk, I'm straight...)