Dear Stranger.. 2 gasp

Hi stranger... it's me again... listen we need to talk. It's been so long since i've seen you.. can you believe it 3 days? 3 WHOLE DAYS..kinda. But i know i know your mad from me leaving you. so mad you got a restraining order on me in a fit of rage. I understand your pain. I might have relized i missed you from the smell of you and you shampoo fading from your shower cap. or maybe when i relized you ripped the camera i had planted in your tinkerbell-doll with pins in it, my camera and smashed it so i couldn't watch you sing Britteny spears "cricus" in the mirror wearing a cowboy hat and a garbege bag anymore, oor maybe just maybe.. it was when i was watching Oprah and the image of you throwing food at the T.V with food dripping down you chin popped into my head, god i missed seeing it, gross yet cute. i still have your blood samples kinda... i got lonely and kinda ate them, ITS NOT CREEP! it was the only thing i could do to remember you....plus i tried eating your hair but i only coughed up a fur ball after. I know your lonely with me not there sniffing your hair and read your journal while you sleep, don't get mad that i read your journal it was veeery interesting who to get the person you like's attention by throwing a beer bottle at them and yelling " HEY.. HEY GUESS WHAT? DAT A$#" it touched my heart. such a gentle creature can have such gentle acttions. i miss quite a bit watching you shave your barbies heads then glueing the hair on your upper lip then making a mustache out of it aaahhhh i remember i still have that hair tapped to a picture of you sneezing on my shrine for you at home. I even made the candle for the shrine to smell just like you feet from using the scents of your gym socks! so all in all we. are. OFFICIALLY. BACK!! AREN'T YOU HAPPY??!! i knew you would be. your screaming with joy! you can expect to see me outside you window anyday now... well not really see me but you know.
Sincerly, your friendly neighborhood stalker