TEH SCARRIAST STORI U WILL EVA REED (PLIZ DUN REED DIS ITZ SO SCARRI)
Chapter 1
PLIZ TORN BAK NAO
WORNING: DIS STORI IS SO SCARRI N TRU SO DUN REED IT CUS DA BRICK U WILL SHAT IS GUNNA HURT VERRY MUUCH U HAZ BEEN WORNED
THERZ A BOI N HE WUZ SAT ON HIZ BED N HE HEARD SUMTING IN HIZ CLOSET SO HE COLLED HIS DADA N THE DADA SAID "GO TO SLEEP BOI THEREZ NUTTIN HEAR OKAI??" N SO DA BOI TRYED TO SLEAP BUT DEN DA NOISEZ WERE SO NOISEE HE COODENT SLEAP SO HE STAND UP AND WOLK TO DA CLOZET N LOTTA BLOOD COMZ OUT N DA SCARIEST PORT IZ DAT BOI IZ U!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!111111111111111!!1(UNLESS U A GAL DEN IT WOZ A LADY)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!!!!
THERZ A BOI N HE WUZ SAT ON HIZ BED N HE HEARD SUMTING IN HIZ CLOSET SO HE COLLED HIS DADA N THE DADA SAID "GO TO SLEEP BOI THEREZ NUTTIN HEAR OKAI??" N SO DA BOI TRYED TO SLEAP BUT DEN DA NOISEZ WERE SO NOISEE HE COODENT SLEAP SO HE STAND UP AND WOLK TO DA CLOZET N LOTTA BLOOD COMZ OUT N DA SCARIEST PORT IZ DAT BOI IZ U!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!111111111111111!!1(UNLESS U A GAL DEN IT WOZ A LADY)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!!!!



35 Comments
It probably would have been scary but see, i only speak English ...And it clearly wasn't written in that. O.o
This is a joke by the way... just thoguht you should know xD
i agree... i had some issues understanding...... all of it.. :P
Well ummm....not scary.....sorry.....and plus I could barely read it......
AHHH it's a joke o.o
Not obvious enough? D:
Haha, yeah I could tell it must have been a joke after i checked out ur profile :P
OH MY GOSH! :O How am going to sleep tonight :O
lol Just kidding!
....I had a feeling it was a joke!!! As soon as seen it was you I was like
"yeah,...she's joking" you may have fooled me with the deleted account but not this time :D
BUT OMGIZ HOW IZ U NOT SCARRYED?
Hehe yeah joking is fun :D plus in my opinion the spelling is a dead give away o.o
OH MY GODZIES THAT WUZ SO FRIKKKIN SCARRI!!!!!!!!!
LYK TOTULI GAL
I WAZ NT SCARRD CUZ I IZ FEAARLEZZ! xD gods I feel retarded typing like that! But I sleep with my closet door closed :D xD
LOL
Haha, have no trust in me! Mine may sometimes be closed and even open sometimes!! XD
Um.. I feel stupid for saying this, but... I'm sudden scared... Just ran out of my room, away from the window... T^T Paranoia. But...
I WAZ ZO SKARRD!! OMGG!! SU FLIFFYNG SCARRRIE!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sorry x.x
I TINK IM NOT GUNA SLEAP TODAI CUS I SO SCARRYED
O.O
It's okay. XDDD I'm laughing at my own stupidity. Of course there's nothing by the window except for a guy with a paintbrush and shovel! (No, seriously, there is... that's my dad! I think...)
HO NOES!! OFF COSE U R!! I SIN U A SON!!
Yehh I'm laughing too XD Although if this actually happened I'd be pretty damn scared O__O
OH THAT'S PERFECTLY NORMAL
I DUNO BUTT WUT IF DA BLOOD GETZ MI?
XD
Yeah, it is in my house. He's always outside with shovels and paintbrushes and digging holes and painting the house... at 10PM, we're kinda insane.. wait, get rid of the "kinda"....
OH YAH!! TEH BLOD WUT GET YA!!!! NOSS!!
I understood it. :p LOL I'm usually a grammar nazi, but I just thought this one was funny. :)))