Ye Ol Updtes (New Addition!!)
Hey guys! So I guess yu may have noticed that Ye Ol Updates is kinda arranged into, "Shows." Examples of shows are "Over analyzation" and "Sketch time." I have a NEW SHOW!! YAYYY!!! It's called, "Dare of the Day." So here's how it works. I'll say, "THIRD, and Most DARING!!" and then tell you a dare. THen, if you wish to accept the challenge, you do the dare, then make a story about it. There is no prize really, but think about it. It'll make a great story. So here we go! In somewhat no particular order!!
FIRST!! AND MOST DARING!!
Next time you go to an arcade and there's a machine that says "OUT OF ODER" go up to someone and ask, "Why is that pacman game not working?" and say it all innocent. When they say, "Oh, it's out of order." then get all serious. Stand straight and tall and say, "NO!! YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER!!" And then walk away. I DARE YOU!!
SECOND, AND MOST AGES 12 - 18!! That's rught. Teen drama.
I know, I know. But it's life. We gotta get this crap out of the way. So, I'm not sure if it's just that I've been so busy or that this really is a problem solved, but I haven't thought about any girl my age (Let's just cut to the quick. I'm talking about Aly) in 24 HOURS!! Uh. That's it.
Uhh... I was gonna do a Third and most something but I forgot it... OH! RIGHT!! THIRD AND MOST FORGOTTEN!!
OK, guys, not sure is you're aware, but there this awesome story that I'm writing with a few other awesome people. I play Felix Hemingway, theres also Violet, Lily, Finn, Danny, Cyrus, Ariina (Did I spell that right?) and uhh... I'm missing someone... WAIT!! NO I'M NOT! HA!! Go read it. Or else a puppy will die. http://www.quibblo.com/quiz/gMyfUBZ/Forgotten
FORTH, and most... Loud? Obnocious? Routy? Screamy? hyper? Ah, 1st graders.
OK, so I'm doing this thing for community service hours for school, it's like a VBS thing. So I'm just gonna tell you how it's been. ugh.
So first of all. I'm working with "Mrs. Hannah", my mom, and "Mrs. Holly", the helper, and "Miss Hannah" Mrs. Holly's daughter, and "Miss Kelsi", ... She's a teen helper from a different family. I think thu uh.. Like the Cow-something-black? IDK... OH!! Utterback. That's it. Funny. But let's examine, shall we? all the people are girls, first off (And let's get something straight I do NOT like it that way). Second, every one goes by Mrs. or Miss. So you'd think I'm "Mr. TJ." no. You'd be wrong. I'm just TJ. Also, Kelsi, Mrs. Holly, my mom, and I think Hannah all get called "teacher" sometimes. Me? no. They call me TJ. i guess it's OK, I just think it's weird considering I'm older than some of the other Teens yet they have a higher position. No, I'm not bitter. Not at all. NOT!! ATT!!! ALLLL!!!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! Never mind. So, there are some kids with acceptionally interesting personalities. Like Noah. He's really smart. Then Alex, he's also smart, and athletic. But get this. He's mute!! He can't talk accept for "Me" and "hi". But he's an acceptional student! it's quite amazing. Then ther's Anthony, who is really difficult. And Steven. Oh! Steven sat in the back of the class room staring at Kelsi wispering to himself, "Marry me. Marry me. I am seriously worried about that kid. Then there's Daniel. He is so funny! One day, he and Hayden were messing around, and having a good time, and then the next day Hayden was gone and Daniel was sad the whole day... Oh, and Rebecca! She came in the first day sobbing because she wanted her mommy. Then by the end of the day she didn't want to leave. But they're all so cute and awesome. now here's the downside... SKETCH TIME!!!!!!!!
Kelsi: OK, who can say their memory verse?
Noah: Make TJ say it!
SKIP!
Kelsi: Simon says.. SPIN!
Tommy: Why isn't TJ Spinning???
SKIP!
Mom: So just help them glue down the beads and then--
Breydon: TJ!! HELP!! Grabs my arm
Me: Uhh...
Breydon: Dennis is chasing me!!
Me: Dennis, why are you chasing him?
Dennis: It's Tag.
Me: Uhh..... I'M IT!!
Many Children: AHHHHHHH!!! Runs away
SKIP
Mom: I'll take them to the bathroom, You and Kelsi can help the last kids finish up their crafts.
SKIP
Noah: It looks like I'm the last one without a craft done.
Me: It's OK, just hurry so we can wash your hands.
Noah: That there is what is the Bible.
I mouth to Kelsi: What is he saying?
Kelsi mouths to me: I don't know.
Me: Well, ugh.
Kelsi: Just ask him.
Me (No longer mouthing): What was that Noah?
Noah: ...
Me: What was that noah?
Noah: Uhh...
Me: What did you say?
Noah: ...
Me: What did you say before?
Noah: ...Never mind.
There's worse stuff like this:
Me: Thinking Ugh... My arms hurt...
Alex: Bah!
Me: ...
Alex: Bah! Bahuhuhh.
me: Smiles
Alex: Muh, muhuh! points at something
Me: Waves
Alex: Stops the ground then walks away.
Well, folks, that concludes another episode of YE OL UPDATES! But don't cry, I am making another story soon, and more YE OL UPDATES later! So if you liked, don't forget to rate, comment, or send me a friend request. WAIT!! But it get's better, you can do all this, FOR FREE!! That's right, I won't charge you.
Quote of the day: "Go Gale! But please, don't make it into, 'Team Gale' and 'Team Peeta.' Because then. Then world just. It'll explode. And everyone will die. And you know what that means? Then you don't get to see the second and third Hunger Games movies. So please don't make teams." -Lia marie Johnson in a youtube video that you can watch by copying and pasting THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4dU37R_jPs into your URL Box.
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FIRST!! AND MOST DARING!!
Next time you go to an arcade and there's a machine that says "OUT OF ODER" go up to someone and ask, "Why is that pacman game not working?" and say it all innocent. When they say, "Oh, it's out of order." then get all serious. Stand straight and tall and say, "NO!! YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER!!" And then walk away. I DARE YOU!!
SECOND, AND MOST AGES 12 - 18!! That's rught. Teen drama.
I know, I know. But it's life. We gotta get this crap out of the way. So, I'm not sure if it's just that I've been so busy or that this really is a problem solved, but I haven't thought about any girl my age (Let's just cut to the quick. I'm talking about Aly) in 24 HOURS!! Uh. That's it.
Uhh... I was gonna do a Third and most something but I forgot it... OH! RIGHT!! THIRD AND MOST FORGOTTEN!!
OK, guys, not sure is you're aware, but there this awesome story that I'm writing with a few other awesome people. I play Felix Hemingway, theres also Violet, Lily, Finn, Danny, Cyrus, Ariina (Did I spell that right?) and uhh... I'm missing someone... WAIT!! NO I'M NOT! HA!! Go read it. Or else a puppy will die. http://www.quibblo.com/quiz/gMyfUBZ/Forgotten
FORTH, and most... Loud? Obnocious? Routy? Screamy? hyper? Ah, 1st graders.
OK, so I'm doing this thing for community service hours for school, it's like a VBS thing. So I'm just gonna tell you how it's been. ugh.
So first of all. I'm working with "Mrs. Hannah", my mom, and "Mrs. Holly", the helper, and "Miss Hannah" Mrs. Holly's daughter, and "Miss Kelsi", ... She's a teen helper from a different family. I think thu uh.. Like the Cow-something-black? IDK... OH!! Utterback. That's it. Funny. But let's examine, shall we? all the people are girls, first off (And let's get something straight I do NOT like it that way). Second, every one goes by Mrs. or Miss. So you'd think I'm "Mr. TJ." no. You'd be wrong. I'm just TJ. Also, Kelsi, Mrs. Holly, my mom, and I think Hannah all get called "teacher" sometimes. Me? no. They call me TJ. i guess it's OK, I just think it's weird considering I'm older than some of the other Teens yet they have a higher position. No, I'm not bitter. Not at all. NOT!! ATT!!! ALLLL!!!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! Never mind. So, there are some kids with acceptionally interesting personalities. Like Noah. He's really smart. Then Alex, he's also smart, and athletic. But get this. He's mute!! He can't talk accept for "Me" and "hi". But he's an acceptional student! it's quite amazing. Then ther's Anthony, who is really difficult. And Steven. Oh! Steven sat in the back of the class room staring at Kelsi wispering to himself, "Marry me. Marry me. I am seriously worried about that kid. Then there's Daniel. He is so funny! One day, he and Hayden were messing around, and having a good time, and then the next day Hayden was gone and Daniel was sad the whole day... Oh, and Rebecca! She came in the first day sobbing because she wanted her mommy. Then by the end of the day she didn't want to leave. But they're all so cute and awesome. now here's the downside... SKETCH TIME!!!!!!!!
Kelsi: OK, who can say their memory verse?
Noah: Make TJ say it!
SKIP!
Kelsi: Simon says.. SPIN!
Tommy: Why isn't TJ Spinning???
SKIP!
Mom: So just help them glue down the beads and then--
Breydon: TJ!! HELP!! Grabs my arm
Me: Uhh...
Breydon: Dennis is chasing me!!
Me: Dennis, why are you chasing him?
Dennis: It's Tag.
Me: Uhh..... I'M IT!!
Many Children: AHHHHHHH!!! Runs away
SKIP
Mom: I'll take them to the bathroom, You and Kelsi can help the last kids finish up their crafts.
SKIP
Noah: It looks like I'm the last one without a craft done.
Me: It's OK, just hurry so we can wash your hands.
Noah: That there is what is the Bible.
I mouth to Kelsi: What is he saying?
Kelsi mouths to me: I don't know.
Me: Well, ugh.
Kelsi: Just ask him.
Me (No longer mouthing): What was that Noah?
Noah: ...
Me: What was that noah?
Noah: Uhh...
Me: What did you say?
Noah: ...
Me: What did you say before?
Noah: ...Never mind.
There's worse stuff like this:
Me: Thinking Ugh... My arms hurt...
Alex: Bah!
Me: ...
Alex: Bah! Bahuhuhh.
me: Smiles
Alex: Muh, muhuh! points at something
Me: Waves
Alex: Stops the ground then walks away.
Well, folks, that concludes another episode of YE OL UPDATES! But don't cry, I am making another story soon, and more YE OL UPDATES later! So if you liked, don't forget to rate, comment, or send me a friend request. WAIT!! But it get's better, you can do all this, FOR FREE!! That's right, I won't charge you.
Quote of the day: "Go Gale! But please, don't make it into, 'Team Gale' and 'Team Peeta.' Because then. Then world just. It'll explode. And everyone will die. And you know what that means? Then you don't get to see the second and third Hunger Games movies. So please don't make teams." -Lia marie Johnson in a youtube video that you can watch by copying and pasting THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4dU37R_jPs into your URL Box.
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12 Comments
You do not understand little kids xDDDDD
LOL XD oh first graders.....
You know what I just realized TJ? When you put "Characters remaining: 18477" It's actually subtracting more characters from your story, therefore, making it have less characters. :) I think I'd be like Noah. I was learning third grade math in first frade xD
I meant grade xD
I put it like this:
Characters remaining: 00000
THen I put in each digit so it's accurate.
But remember, when you type in that number digit, it will subtract the amount.
I know but it always is right!! ITS ALWAYS RIGHT!! ALWAYS!!!!!!!!!
soooo no gale?!
What?
soooo no team gale?
don't ask me, ask "Lia Marie Johnson."
O.O Okay then.....freak......lol just kidding xD