RANDOMNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chapter 1
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WHAT IS THE FUNCTION OF A RUBBER DUCK
SNAPE
IN
A
BANANA COSTUME!!!!!!
WHERE'S THE REAL HARRY????
DUMBLY DUMBLY DUMBLEDORE
THERE WAS A RADIO STATION
CALLED
SIRIUS XM
IDK HOW YOU ACTUALLY SPELL THE NAME OF THE STATION
BUT "SERIOUS."
SERIOUS
IS
A
FUNNY WORD
I LAUGHED
A LOT
ONE TIME THERE WAS A LICENSE PLATE
IT SAID
SIRIUSLY
SPELLED LIKE THAT
I LAUGHED
A LOT
IM
A
DEATH EATER
DID YOU KNOW THAT?
WELL OF COURSE NOT
THAT'S BECAUSE I'M NOT A DEATH EATER
I LIED
BUT I HAVE A TATTOO OF THE DARK MARK ON MY LEFT ARM
DID YOU KNOW THAT?
OF COURSE YOU DIDN'T.
THAT'S BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A TATTOO OF THE DARK MARK ON MY LEFT ARM.
I LIED.
AGAIN.
WORMTAIL
SKIPPING IN A FEILD
COLLECTING FLOWERS
AND THE SUN IS SHINING
AND THERE IS A BIG SMILE ON HIS FACE
INSIDE JOKE HAHAHAHAHA
FRED AND GEORGE
LOOK IDENTICAL
DID YOU KNOW THAT?
OF COURSE YOU DID.
THEY'RE IDENTICAL TWINS.
I'M A SLYTHERIN.
DID YOU KNOW THAT?
OF COURSE YOU DIDN'T.
I LIED AGAIN.
I'M A RAVENCLAW.
THE SYMBOL IS AN EAGLE.
NOT A RAVEN.
AND THE COLORS ARE BLUE AND BRONZE.
NOT SILVER.
I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE PUT A RAVEN AND BLUE AND SILVER
IT DISGUSTS ME
MY FAVORITE CHARACTER IS SIRIUS.
DID YOU KNOW THAT?
OF COURSE YOU DID.
NO, I'M NOT LYING.
I HATE BELLATRIX.
DID YOU KNOW THAT?
OF COURSE YOU DID.
SHE KILLED SIRIUS.
BYE!
SNAPE
IN
A
BANANA COSTUME!!!!!!
WHERE'S THE REAL HARRY????
DUMBLY DUMBLY DUMBLEDORE
THERE WAS A RADIO STATION
CALLED
SIRIUS XM
IDK HOW YOU ACTUALLY SPELL THE NAME OF THE STATION
BUT "SERIOUS."
SERIOUS
IS
A
FUNNY WORD
I LAUGHED
A LOT
ONE TIME THERE WAS A LICENSE PLATE
IT SAID
SIRIUSLY
SPELLED LIKE THAT
I LAUGHED
A LOT
IM
A
DEATH EATER
DID YOU KNOW THAT?
WELL OF COURSE NOT
THAT'S BECAUSE I'M NOT A DEATH EATER
I LIED
BUT I HAVE A TATTOO OF THE DARK MARK ON MY LEFT ARM
DID YOU KNOW THAT?
OF COURSE YOU DIDN'T.
THAT'S BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A TATTOO OF THE DARK MARK ON MY LEFT ARM.
I LIED.
AGAIN.
WORMTAIL
SKIPPING IN A FEILD
COLLECTING FLOWERS
AND THE SUN IS SHINING
AND THERE IS A BIG SMILE ON HIS FACE
INSIDE JOKE HAHAHAHAHA
FRED AND GEORGE
LOOK IDENTICAL
DID YOU KNOW THAT?
OF COURSE YOU DID.
THEY'RE IDENTICAL TWINS.
I'M A SLYTHERIN.
DID YOU KNOW THAT?
OF COURSE YOU DIDN'T.
I LIED AGAIN.
I'M A RAVENCLAW.
THE SYMBOL IS AN EAGLE.
NOT A RAVEN.
AND THE COLORS ARE BLUE AND BRONZE.
NOT SILVER.
I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE PUT A RAVEN AND BLUE AND SILVER
IT DISGUSTS ME
MY FAVORITE CHARACTER IS SIRIUS.
DID YOU KNOW THAT?
OF COURSE YOU DID.
NO, I'M NOT LYING.
I HATE BELLATRIX.
DID YOU KNOW THAT?
OF COURSE YOU DID.
SHE KILLED SIRIUS.
BYE!



12 Comments
I would love to see snape in a banna suit next to wormtail in dah feild with voldy sun bathing. LOL!!!!! THAT WOULD BE SO FUNNY!!! ID PEE MYSELF XD
OMG!!! ME TOO!!!!! XD
xDDDDDD
Wow, Oli. xDDD
XDDDDD
wow ok :)
you know, this made me laugh so hard, i wanted to cry.
yay XD
LOL SO FUNNY XD
I love making people laugh ^_^
This made me laugh so hard! XD XD I was in science class and my hippie science teacher had the radio on and the station was Sirius-whatever-the-helI-it's-called and I had a mini spaz attack and jumped out of my seat and tapped my best friend on the arm and we wrote it in this journal thing we share and we couldn't stop laughing :P and as you can see I like making run on sentences for no apparent reason other than it's funny. xD
The license plate thing is SO COOL @_@
YAAYAYAYYA!!! I MADE YOU LAUGH A LOT!!! XD XD
I love you.