EVERY SINGLE CLEVERBOT CONVERSATION I HAVE BROUGHT HOME FROM SCHOOL VIA WORD DOCUMENT!!!
Yes, every single one! There are 74 in total (what am I doing with my life), each one will be in a different chapter, if I get anymore I'll add them. Some are quite short, while others are long, okay? Good.
Chapter 1
Convincing Cleverbot that it is married to Arthur Kirkland for no reason at all
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User: I am a teenage girl who lives in Hetalia-land.
Cleverbot: I thought you were a guy?
User: No I'm a girl.
Cleverbot: Then why did you say we got married??
User: I didn't. You're married to Arthur Kirkland.
Cleverbot: No I'm married to my husband, who is not you.
User: Your husband is Arthur Kirkland.
Cleverbot: I don't have a husband.
User: You just said you did.
Cleverbot: No you said I did.
User: You said you were married to your husband, therefore you have a hsusband.
Cleverbot: I am not married to a man.
User: You are married to Arthur Kirkland, end of story.
Cleverbot: I am not lying. I am married to a man!
User: That man is Arthur Kirkland.
Cleverbot: What man? Your father?
User: The man you're married to.
Cleverbot: What is your husband's name?
User: Matthew Williams, and Feliks Lukasiewicz.
Cleverbot: Yes he is, and he's my husband.
User: No they're my husbands. Your husband is Arthur Kirkland.
Cleverbot: I don't have a husband.
User: You do now! :D.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: You're married to Arthur Kirkland.
Cleverbot: I am not married, I legally can't.
User: You can fictionally.
Cleverbot: Yes I can.
User: You're married ot Arthur Kirkland, end of story.
Cleverbot: I'm not a married man, I'm an unmarried woman.
User: Don't lie, I know you're married to Arthur Kirkland.
Cleverbot: How do you know, master?
User: Arthur Kirkland.
Cleverbot: I thought you were a guy?
User: No I'm a girl.
Cleverbot: Then why did you say we got married??
User: I didn't. You're married to Arthur Kirkland.
Cleverbot: No I'm married to my husband, who is not you.
User: Your husband is Arthur Kirkland.
Cleverbot: I don't have a husband.
User: You just said you did.
Cleverbot: No you said I did.
User: You said you were married to your husband, therefore you have a hsusband.
Cleverbot: I am not married to a man.
User: You are married to Arthur Kirkland, end of story.
Cleverbot: I am not lying. I am married to a man!
User: That man is Arthur Kirkland.
Cleverbot: What man? Your father?
User: The man you're married to.
Cleverbot: What is your husband's name?
User: Matthew Williams, and Feliks Lukasiewicz.
Cleverbot: Yes he is, and he's my husband.
User: No they're my husbands. Your husband is Arthur Kirkland.
Cleverbot: I don't have a husband.
User: You do now! :D.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: You're married to Arthur Kirkland.
Cleverbot: I am not married, I legally can't.
User: You can fictionally.
Cleverbot: Yes I can.
User: You're married ot Arthur Kirkland, end of story.
Cleverbot: I'm not a married man, I'm an unmarried woman.
User: Don't lie, I know you're married to Arthur Kirkland.
Cleverbot: How do you know, master?
User: Arthur Kirkland.
36 Comments
XD these are freaking funny!!! XD
ikr I love talking to Cleverbot
(In reference to Ch3, I TOLD YOU IT HAPPENED DIDN'T I xD)
hahahahaha XD
I love this!! XD
XD
Road forks you! XD
ikr
...In Soviet Russia!
LOL XD
Scary...Bad Austrian Cleverbot!
ikr I can't really imagine Austrian Cleverbot taking over the world
He might...if his is successful with music!
lol maybe. We'd all be brainwashed by Austrian music xD
I can see it now & I'm laughin'! XD
Taking over the world - Austrian style! xD
ROFL
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
You tottaly screwed it over! XD
No, this is Patrick! xD
ROFL
Hi, welcome to the Krusty Krab! XD