Commonly Misused Acronyms

Think you know your acronyms? Well, maybe you do. But in LessCrim's imagination and world, your common acronyms like "Lol" and "SOS" have very different meanings.

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Chapter 1

Acronyms Part I

by: TheToga
AAK

Commonly used to mean: Asleep At Keyboard

Actual meaning: Altering Acronym Kinds

AFZ

Commonly used to mean: Acronym Free Zone

Actual meaning: Autonomous Freak Zodiac

AKA

Commonly used to mean: As Known As

Actual meaning: After Kevin Asks [still don't know who Kevin is...]

AML

Commonly used to mean: All My Love

Actual meaning: Actual Milestone Limit

ASL

Commonly used to mean: American Sign Language

Actual meaning: After Second Liquor

ATM

Commonly used to mean: At The Moment

Actual meaning: And They Mounted

AYK

Commonly used to mean: As You Know

Actual meaning: Alter Your Karma

BBL

Commonly used to mean: Be Back Later

Actual meaning: Business Ball Landed

BBS

Commonly used to mean: Be Back Soon

Actual meaning: Bring Battered Shrimp

BF

Commonly used to mean: Boyfriend

Actual meaning: Bottle Festival

BIO

Commonly used to mean: Bring It On

Actual meaning: Brought Inside Outsiders

BITCH

Commonly used to mean: Basically In The Clear Homey

Actual meaning: Better If The Cola Hits

BRB

Commonly used to mean: Be Right Back

Actual meaning: Bring Red Bats

BTW

Commonly used to mean: By The Way

Actual meaning: Butter Your Wok

BYOB

Commonly used to mean: Bring Your Own Beer

Actual meaning: Bring Your Other Beer

CRAT

Commonly used to mean: Can't Remember A Thing

Actual meaning: Cartel Run After Twilight

CTA

Commonly used to mean: Call To Action

Actual meaning: Crowded Tenor Auction

CWOT

Commonly used to mean: Complete Waste Of Time

Actual meaning: Come With Outside Tequila

DAMHIKT

Commonly used to mean: Don't Ask Me How I Know That

Actual meaning: Dinner After My Holiday Ice Karma Thaws

DMI

Commonly used to mean: Don't Mention It

Actual meaning: Dumb Moron Intelligence

DTRT

Commonly used to mean: Do The Right Thing

Actual meaning: Don't Think Red Thoughts

DUI

Commonly used to mean: Driving Under the Influence

Actual meaning: Drinks Under Ice

EAK

Commonly used to mean: Eating At Keyboard

Actual meaning: Ever Alter Karma?

EMRTW

Commonly used to mean: Evil Monkeys Rule the World

Actual meaning: Evil Monkeys Rule the World \m/ @(^o^)@ \m/

FEAR

Commonly used to mean: Forget Everything And Run

Actual meaning: Found Eaten Apple Rind

FIFO

Commonly used to mean: First In, First Out

Actual meaning: Forget Izzy, Find Ozzy

FOMCL

Commonly used to mean: Falling Off My Chair Laughing

Actual meaning: Figuring Our My Chemistry Lingo

FSR

Commonly used to mean: For Some Reason

Actual meaning: Felt Surface Revolve

FTR

Commonly used to mean: For The Record

Actual meaning: First Thesaurus Reference

FTBOMH

Commonly used to mean: From The Bottom Of My Heart

Actual meaning: Four Timid Boys Outdid My Humour

FTW

Commonly used to mean: For The Win

Actual meaning: Find The Wick

FWB

Commonly used to mean: Friends With Benefits

Actual meaning: For Withered Bananas

FWIW

Commonly used to mean: For What It's Worth

Actual meaning: Fix Well-In-Water

FYEO

Commonly used to mean: For Your Eyes Only

Actual meaning: Falsify Yellow Edible Onions

FYI

Commonly used to mean: For Your Information

Actual meaning: Find Yeti Inprints

FYLTGE

Commonly used to mean: From Your Lips To God's Ears

Actual meaning: Flip Your Leather Throw Gear Everywhere

FYSBIGTBABR

Commonly used to mean: Fasten Your Seat Belts It's Going To Be A Bumpy Ride

Actual meaning: Fix Your Stuffy Bazookas I Gave The Bunnies A Big Run

FYM

Commonly used to mean: For Your Misinformation

Actual meaning: Found Your Mouse!



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