Actual Newspaper Headlines...
... sigh I'm again left speechless by the stupidity of people....
Crack Found on Governor's Daughter (Imagine that...)
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says (No, really?)
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers (Now that's taking things a bit far!)
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? (Not if I wipe thoroughly!)
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over (What a guy!)
Miners Refuse to Work after Death (No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so!)
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant (See if that works any better than a fair trial!)
War Dims Hope for Peace (I can see where it might have that effect!)
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile (You think?)
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures (Who would have thought!)
Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide (They may be on to something!)
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges (You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?)
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge (he probably IS the battery charge!)
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group (Weren't they fat enough?!)
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft (That's what he gets for eating those beans!)
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks (Taste like chicken?)
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half (Chainsaw Massacre all over again!)
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors (Boy, are they tall!)
This one's my favorite...
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says (No, really?)
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers (Now that's taking things a bit far!)
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? (Not if I wipe thoroughly!)
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over (What a guy!)
Miners Refuse to Work after Death (No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so!)
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant (See if that works any better than a fair trial!)
War Dims Hope for Peace (I can see where it might have that effect!)
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile (You think?)
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures (Who would have thought!)
Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide (They may be on to something!)
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges (You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?)
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge (he probably IS the battery charge!)
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group (Weren't they fat enough?!)
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft (That's what he gets for eating those beans!)
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks (Taste like chicken?)
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half (Chainsaw Massacre all over again!)
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors (Boy, are they tall!)
This one's my favorite...
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
12 Comments
Bahahahahah!!! I LOVE the last one!
Hahaha, these are awesome. But soooo stupid, who the hell made these up?
These are real. Reporters themselves gave such headlines...
Lol. Where do u find these?!
To tell you the truth... I don't know! You see, I finished my homework early and was as bored as hell! So I started visiting random sites and came across these stuff. I was laughing so hard that even my parents started giving me worried looks. Boredom is sometimes not so bad...
Are these from a particular newspaper or just general headlines from around the world?
General headlines from around the world. Didja like it?
O. M. G. That is HILARIOUS!!!
I was laughing so hard at the second half :)
Ohhh my goodness. I love these sorts of things. Especially the one about the battery charge.
Most of Those Made me Laugh my Head off. The First Time I Read Them I Didn't See it But Then I Saw the Comment and OH GOSH! :P HAHAhA
Yes! It was very interesting.