Our Stupid Conversations

I have weird friends, and with weird friends, weird awkward conversations. People you'll see here a lot
Eliot
Janie
Connor
Ethan
Cameron
Jordan
Andrew
Austin
Jacob
Mimi

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Chapter 1

LALALALALA!

walks up to lunch table. friends are writing on piece of paper.
Me:What are ya'll doing?
Jordan: Making a petition.
Me:For what?
Eliot:Making you talk to P.P.
Looks at petition
Me: Yeah, Obama definitally signed this.
Jordan: Yep, and so did your Sevy.
my Sevy, Jacob: They gave me a cookie!

Janie in the bathroom far from classroom: IM NOT A SOCCER MOM!
Libby: What was that
Ms. C: Janie.

Jordan walks up to our table
Jordan: What's up.
tries to sit in seat at lunch table on far left
Elliot, Connor, CAmeron, Andrew and Me: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Dont sit there! Thats the cursed chair! Yo'll die like Mathew!
Matthew: I'm right here!

Mr. S: And if we had a dictator, he could make Holidays like No Shirt Thursday.
Aram: Alright!
Mr. S: No, Not alright. Imagine if Grandma would come over on Thursday. NOO GRANDMA! PUT ON YOUR SHIRT!

Eliot: Hi Hunter
Me: HOT POCKET!
Cameron: HOT POCKET!
Connor: HOT POCKET
Andrew: HOT POCKET
ME: HOT POCKEt
Officer McGriggs comes up to me and feels my forhead.
Officer McGriggs: You ok?

Mr. S: What happend to Roanoke? What is your theory?
Eliot: Chuck Norris was born

Janie: Hunter! Am I taller then your bassoon yet?
Puts bassoon sitting up to measure height.
Me:Yeah, about 3 inches.
Janie: FINALLY!

Austin: So, what I found is that when you bounce this ball at a certain angle, you get hit in the face.
Mrs. C.: Lovely science report, Austin.

Mrs. P: What should we do today Janie?
Sierra: Thats asking for suicide.

Jordan: Cameron, let's make a bet.
Cameron: ok, highest Spanish score wins
Jordan: Loser wears girl lotion for a whole day!
Cam: Where are you going to get girl lotion
Jordan:From a girl.

Mrs. D: This is a subordinate clause. I get a cookie, because I am special.
Austin: mouths to me "ed"

Sara to me:Why do you always where a jacket
Ethan:because Hunter was a cell, floating through space. He traveled for eons, never finding something to do. Then, one day, he came upon a jacket, floating in space like him. So hunter morphed into the jacket, he floated to earth, where the jacket came from. And proclaimed the famous words,"Im Hunter, Howdy, Howdy" pauses for dramatic effect*, "Howdy"
Me:I just like it.

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