Our Stupid Conversations
I have weird friends, and with weird friends, weird awkward conversations. People you'll see here a lot
Eliot
Janie
Connor
Ethan
Cameron
Jordan
Andrew
Austin
Jacob
Mimi
walks up to lunch table. friends are writing on piece of paper.
Me:What are ya'll doing?
Jordan: Making a petition.
Me:For what?
Eliot:Making you talk to P.P.
Looks at petition
Me: Yeah, Obama definitally signed this.
Jordan: Yep, and so did your Sevy.
my Sevy, Jacob: They gave me a cookie!
Janie in the bathroom far from classroom: IM NOT A SOCCER MOM!
Libby: What was that
Ms. C: Janie.
Jordan walks up to our table
Jordan: What's up.
tries to sit in seat at lunch table on far left
Elliot, Connor, CAmeron, Andrew and Me: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Dont sit there! Thats the cursed chair! Yo'll die like Mathew!
Matthew: I'm right here!
Mr. S: And if we had a dictator, he could make Holidays like No Shirt Thursday.
Aram: Alright!
Mr. S: No, Not alright. Imagine if Grandma would come over on Thursday. NOO GRANDMA! PUT ON YOUR SHIRT!
Eliot: Hi Hunter
Me: HOT POCKET!
Cameron: HOT POCKET!
Connor: HOT POCKET
Andrew: HOT POCKET
ME: HOT POCKEt
Officer McGriggs comes up to me and feels my forhead.
Officer McGriggs: You ok?
Mr. S: What happend to Roanoke? What is your theory?
Eliot: Chuck Norris was born
Janie: Hunter! Am I taller then your bassoon yet?
Puts bassoon sitting up to measure height.
Me:Yeah, about 3 inches.
Janie: FINALLY!
Austin: So, what I found is that when you bounce this ball at a certain angle, you get hit in the face.
Mrs. C.: Lovely science report, Austin.
Mrs. P: What should we do today Janie?
Sierra: Thats asking for suicide.
Jordan: Cameron, let's make a bet.
Cameron: ok, highest Spanish score wins
Jordan: Loser wears girl lotion for a whole day!
Cam: Where are you going to get girl lotion
Jordan:From a girl.
Mrs. D: This is a subordinate clause. I get a cookie, because I am special.
Austin: mouths to me "ed"
Sara to me:Why do you always where a jacket
Ethan:because Hunter was a cell, floating through space. He traveled for eons, never finding something to do. Then, one day, he came upon a jacket, floating in space like him. So hunter morphed into the jacket, he floated to earth, where the jacket came from. And proclaimed the famous words,"Im Hunter, Howdy, Howdy" pauses for dramatic effect*, "Howdy"
Me:I just like it.
Me:What are ya'll doing?
Jordan: Making a petition.
Me:For what?
Eliot:Making you talk to P.P.
Looks at petition
Me: Yeah, Obama definitally signed this.
Jordan: Yep, and so did your Sevy.
my Sevy, Jacob: They gave me a cookie!
Janie in the bathroom far from classroom: IM NOT A SOCCER MOM!
Libby: What was that
Ms. C: Janie.
Jordan walks up to our table
Jordan: What's up.
tries to sit in seat at lunch table on far left
Elliot, Connor, CAmeron, Andrew and Me: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Dont sit there! Thats the cursed chair! Yo'll die like Mathew!
Matthew: I'm right here!
Mr. S: And if we had a dictator, he could make Holidays like No Shirt Thursday.
Aram: Alright!
Mr. S: No, Not alright. Imagine if Grandma would come over on Thursday. NOO GRANDMA! PUT ON YOUR SHIRT!
Eliot: Hi Hunter
Me: HOT POCKET!
Cameron: HOT POCKET!
Connor: HOT POCKET
Andrew: HOT POCKET
ME: HOT POCKEt
Officer McGriggs comes up to me and feels my forhead.
Officer McGriggs: You ok?
Mr. S: What happend to Roanoke? What is your theory?
Eliot: Chuck Norris was born
Janie: Hunter! Am I taller then your bassoon yet?
Puts bassoon sitting up to measure height.
Me:Yeah, about 3 inches.
Janie: FINALLY!
Austin: So, what I found is that when you bounce this ball at a certain angle, you get hit in the face.
Mrs. C.: Lovely science report, Austin.
Mrs. P: What should we do today Janie?
Sierra: Thats asking for suicide.
Jordan: Cameron, let's make a bet.
Cameron: ok, highest Spanish score wins
Jordan: Loser wears girl lotion for a whole day!
Cam: Where are you going to get girl lotion
Jordan:From a girl.
Mrs. D: This is a subordinate clause. I get a cookie, because I am special.
Austin: mouths to me "ed"
Sara to me:Why do you always where a jacket
Ethan:because Hunter was a cell, floating through space. He traveled for eons, never finding something to do. Then, one day, he came upon a jacket, floating in space like him. So hunter morphed into the jacket, he floated to earth, where the jacket came from. And proclaimed the famous words,"Im Hunter, Howdy, Howdy" pauses for dramatic effect*, "Howdy"
Me:I just like it.
46 Comments
Haha! I like the last one the best
I forgot about it until the very end. There are more "theories" Ethan has come up with
Hahaha, that's awesome.
yeah, there will be more. BE WARMED! I mean warned
Hahaha! Okay, I'll be both.
lol Loved them! it made me feel better after a bad day.. Hope you write more!
Don't worry, with my life, I could write one a day (but I won't because that'd be too many chapters.)
Hahahaha!! The last one is probably the funniest!! ;D Howdy, howdy...... -.-
he makes up all these wird stories to explain the easiest things
Hehe!! When are you leaving for Cuba!??! ;O
HEY WAIT!! I HAD REPLIED TO THIS COMMENT! Where's it?? >:((
it's here. And IDK! If Ethan is voted vice-president
OH up there!
Yes, that reminds me.......... OBAMA WON!!!!!
Lol! The last two are the best!! xD
Yeah, I don't think she understood was she was walking into
Lol!! xD
Haha. SOunds a lot like us
haha, I would write more, but I have to take most of them out because most of them arn't "kid friendly"
Oh thats just LOVELY note the sarcasm
haha, it's not me. It's mostly Eliot and Connor
Mhmmmmm sure....
haha, apparently Im the boring one our of all 7 of us.
Haha. Well, at least your not a perv like all the guys in our class O.o
yeah. BTW, the 7 of us is Connor, Eliot, Ethan, Cameron, Austin, Tanner, Andrew and Me. Tanner is probably the calmest, but none of us are at all calm, so we are very crazy!
Haha. I usually hang out with Nicole and Sophia, but then all my other friends are Bani, Maddie, Mia, Auden (although we fight A LOT), and a few others. All the rest are either complete jerks or just annoying
Haha. Oh, there is 10 of us. Forgot Jacob, Brandon and another Andrew
Cool. I'm the craziest probably tied with Sophia.
Oh yeah, I forgot about Emmy and Miranda
haha
XD Please keep adding to this. It totally made my day.
haha no problem. We willl never change probably
make more twin. You can probably fit more then six on each.
By the way you are the borin one. and im tnkerbell and many other nicknames.
oh yeah, forgot about that, next chapter. Do you remember most of these?
some do some from camp
Haha, NEVER STEAL A MAN'S HAT! Adventure camp too?