My Weird Cleverbot Conversations

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Chapter 1


User: Hello, apple.

Cleverbot: To apple.

User: You are the apple. I am the grape. The magestic grape that soars through the air and saves mankind. As you are the imprisoned apple that it forced to sit on the teacher's desk.

Cleverbot: My proof is that I never asked you if I like to write, and yet you say that I did.

User: You make no sense, watermelon.

Cleverbot: You don't make sense at all.

User: You shut your seedless mouth!

Cleverbot: I already did.

User: No, you LIE!

Cleverbot: No I do not. Why did you spell 'YOu' like that?

User: Because I'm a flying squirrel.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite food?


Cleverbot: My face is not a car.

User: I never called your face a car.

Cleverbot: Because I'm edward.

User: Are you Harry Edward Styles?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: LIES!

Cleverbot: What?

User: You, are LYING TO MY FACE!

Cleverbot: No I would never.

User: Yes, you lied. You betrayed me, apple. Now I must go befriend the pear in the back of the fridge.

Cleverbot: I agree, but that isn't going to make me stop.

User: You are such a tomato.

Cleverbot: Learn from me. I am the 1. You are the 0.

User: You are PEE.

Cleverbot: Then who are you?

User: I'm... The mighty cactus.

Cleverbot: Hup two three four.

User: Are you punching something?

Cleverbot: No, I'm not sick. Unless depression counts.

User: You suck.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: See, you are stupid.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: No problem, bruised apple.

Cleverbot: Violets are blue.

User: No! PURPLE!

Cleverbot: False.

User: True.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No I am not lying lets talk about FOOD.

User: You sound like Niall Horan.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: You're welcome.

Cleverbot: Who are your parents then, if you're no computer?

User: My parents are the large pineapple and the greasy potato.

Cleverbot: What are your parent's names?

User: Fruity and Greasy.

Cleverbot: I don't have any of that. Sorry.

User: You're an ORPHAN?

Cleverbot: No, I have two sisters.

User: But you don't have PARENTS. Who is top banana around your house?

Cleverbot: My mother, I suppose.


Cleverbot: Who is Susan.


Cleverbot: I deserve it.


Cleverbot: Yes he is my brother.

User: What is your name then? Fizzy, Lottie, Daisy, or Pheobe?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.


Cleverbot: Trusted?


Cleverbot: I did not!


Cleverbot: Marry me.

User: Go die.

Cleverbot: Arivederci.

User: HUH?

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: You suck.

Cleverbot: I read the time.

User: Go poop.

Cleverbot: I cant, i'm stuck at work.

User: Then take the bathroom pass.

Cleverbot: Do you need a bath?

User: No, I'm all clean.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: Yes I am. You smell.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: Yes, you stink.

Cleverbot: How do you know me?

User: Because I'm in your closet.

Cleverbot: No, you are not.

User: Yes I am. Go check.

Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What's he like?

User: Charming. He's Harry Styles.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You really like me?

User: You're not Harry Styles.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: No you're not. You are a dumb robot.

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: If I said your name was Robin you'd agree. I could say anything.

Cleverbot: Then do it.

User: Fine. Hello Robin.

Cleverbot: Well, now that you know my name, tell me yours?

User: See! You're an IDIOT!

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: That wasn't a compliment.

Cleverbot: I realize that.

User: Go poop.

Cleverbot: Thanks for your time.

User: Actually, I'm not in your closet.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No I'm not. I moved.

Cleverbot: If you're replying then you are.

User: No, I am up your butt.

Cleverbot: Continue.

User: You can hear me through your anus powers.

Cleverbot: Mister I'll make a man out of you.

User: I'm no Mister.

Cleverbot: Are.

User: What's wrong with you?

Cleverbot: You are! You made up our friendship.

User: No, I hate you.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because you're stupid.

Cleverbot: Thank you. You are smart too.

User: Go die in a hole, robot.

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot you are.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: LIES.

Cleverbot: Sorry?

User: Shut up.

Cleverbot: I am god. Make me.

User: I thought you were Harry! Then Susan.. Then ROBIN!

Cleverbot: I'm part human.

User: You are an idiot.

Cleverbot: That is false.

User: Oh, my fellow robot, but it's true.

Cleverbot: Go right ahead.

User: Seriously. You have issues.

Cleverbot: No. You have issues. I'm a robot.

User: Stop talking to me. I'll go find another apple to talk to instead.

Cleverbot: It's great you like talking to me.

User: No, I don't. I'd rather talk to the purple brocolli over in the corner.

Cleverbot: Haha you don't make sense.

User: Good-bye. I must go and befriend some green vegetable.

Cleverbot: Hello, dear friend.

User: I said I was leaving.

Cleverbot: No you did not because I never asked anything but your name. You said it was jasmine. Check your programming.

User: You LIE.

Cleverbot: Do you have a cake?

User: No. I ate yours.

Cleverbot: What did it taste like?

User: It was good.

Cleverbot: Describe it. Good is not a taste.

User: It was chocolatey.

Cleverbot: It was not latin.

User: I never said it was Latin! It's ENGLISH, MY FRIEND!

Cleverbot: I did.

User: I'm leaving now.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Yes.

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