My Weird Cleverbot Conversations
User: Hello, apple.
Cleverbot: To apple.
User: You are the apple. I am the grape. The magestic grape that soars through the air and saves mankind. As you are the imprisoned apple that it forced to sit on the teacher's desk.
Cleverbot: My proof is that I never asked you if I like to write, and yet you say that I did.
User: You make no sense, watermelon.
Cleverbot: You don't make sense at all.
User: You shut your seedless mouth!
Cleverbot: I already did.
User: No, you LIE!
Cleverbot: No I do not. Why did you spell 'YOu' like that?
User: Because I'm a flying squirrel.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite food?
User: YOUR FACE!
Cleverbot: My face is not a car.
User: I never called your face a car.
Cleverbot: Because I'm edward.
User: Are you Harry Edward Styles?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: LIES!
Cleverbot: What?
User: You, are LYING TO MY FACE!
Cleverbot: No I would never.
User: Yes, you lied. You betrayed me, apple. Now I must go befriend the pear in the back of the fridge.
Cleverbot: I agree, but that isn't going to make me stop.
User: You are such a tomato.
Cleverbot: Learn from me. I am the 1. You are the 0.
User: You are PEE.
Cleverbot: Then who are you?
User: I'm... The mighty cactus.
Cleverbot: Hup two three four.
User: Are you punching something?
Cleverbot: No, I'm not sick. Unless depression counts.
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: See, you are stupid.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: No problem, bruised apple.
Cleverbot: Violets are blue.
User: No! PURPLE!
Cleverbot: False.
User: True.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No I am not lying lets talk about FOOD.
User: You sound like Niall Horan.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: Who are your parents then, if you're no computer?
User: My parents are the large pineapple and the greasy potato.
Cleverbot: What are your parent's names?
User: Fruity and Greasy.
Cleverbot: I don't have any of that. Sorry.
User: You're an ORPHAN?
Cleverbot: No, I have two sisters.
User: But you don't have PARENTS. Who is top banana around your house?
Cleverbot: My mother, I suppose.
User: SUSAN IS BACK!
Cleverbot: Who is Susan.
User: YOUR MOM.
Cleverbot: I deserve it.
User: LOUIS TOMLINSON.
Cleverbot: Yes he is my brother.
User: What is your name then? Fizzy, Lottie, Daisy, or Pheobe?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: I TRUSTED YOU!
Cleverbot: Trusted?
User: YOU BETRAYED ME!
Cleverbot: I did not!
User: YES YOU DID!
Cleverbot: Marry me.
User: Go die.
Cleverbot: Arivederci.
User: HUH?
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: I read the time.
User: Go poop.
Cleverbot: I cant, i'm stuck at work.
User: Then take the bathroom pass.
Cleverbot: Do you need a bath?
User: No, I'm all clean.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Yes I am. You smell.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: Yes, you stink.
Cleverbot: How do you know me?
User: Because I'm in your closet.
Cleverbot: No, you are not.
User: Yes I am. Go check.
Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What's he like?
User: Charming. He's Harry Styles.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You really like me?
User: You're not Harry Styles.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: No you're not. You are a dumb robot.
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: If I said your name was Robin you'd agree. I could say anything.
Cleverbot: Then do it.
User: Fine. Hello Robin.
Cleverbot: Well, now that you know my name, tell me yours?
User: See! You're an IDIOT!
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: That wasn't a compliment.
Cleverbot: I realize that.
User: Go poop.
Cleverbot: Thanks for your time.
User: Actually, I'm not in your closet.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: No I'm not. I moved.
Cleverbot: If you're replying then you are.
User: No, I am up your butt.
Cleverbot: Continue.
User: You can hear me through your anus powers.
Cleverbot: Mister I'll make a man out of you.
User: I'm no Mister.
Cleverbot: Are.
User: What's wrong with you?
Cleverbot: You are! You made up our friendship.
User: No, I hate you.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you're stupid.
Cleverbot: Thank you. You are smart too.
User: Go die in a hole, robot.
Cleverbot: I'm not a robot you are.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: LIES.
Cleverbot: Sorry?
User: Shut up.
Cleverbot: I am god. Make me.
User: I thought you were Harry! Then Susan.. Then ROBIN!
Cleverbot: I'm part human.
User: You are an idiot.
Cleverbot: That is false.
User: Oh, my fellow robot, but it's true.
Cleverbot: Go right ahead.
User: Seriously. You have issues.
Cleverbot: No. You have issues. I'm a robot.
User: Stop talking to me. I'll go find another apple to talk to instead.
Cleverbot: It's great you like talking to me.
User: No, I don't. I'd rather talk to the purple brocolli over in the corner.
Cleverbot: Haha you don't make sense.
User: Good-bye. I must go and befriend some green vegetable.
Cleverbot: Hello, dear friend.
User: I said I was leaving.
Cleverbot: No you did not because I never asked anything but your name. You said it was jasmine. Check your programming.
User: You LIE.
Cleverbot: Do you have a cake?
User: No. I ate yours.
Cleverbot: What did it taste like?
User: It was good.
Cleverbot: Describe it. Good is not a taste.
User: It was chocolatey.
Cleverbot: It was not latin.
User: I never said it was Latin! It's ENGLISH, MY FRIEND!
Cleverbot: I did.
User: I'm leaving now.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Yes.
Cleverbot: To apple.
User: You are the apple. I am the grape. The magestic grape that soars through the air and saves mankind. As you are the imprisoned apple that it forced to sit on the teacher's desk.
Cleverbot: My proof is that I never asked you if I like to write, and yet you say that I did.
User: You make no sense, watermelon.
Cleverbot: You don't make sense at all.
User: You shut your seedless mouth!
Cleverbot: I already did.
User: No, you LIE!
Cleverbot: No I do not. Why did you spell 'YOu' like that?
User: Because I'm a flying squirrel.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite food?
User: YOUR FACE!
Cleverbot: My face is not a car.
User: I never called your face a car.
Cleverbot: Because I'm edward.
User: Are you Harry Edward Styles?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: LIES!
Cleverbot: What?
User: You, are LYING TO MY FACE!
Cleverbot: No I would never.
User: Yes, you lied. You betrayed me, apple. Now I must go befriend the pear in the back of the fridge.
Cleverbot: I agree, but that isn't going to make me stop.
User: You are such a tomato.
Cleverbot: Learn from me. I am the 1. You are the 0.
User: You are PEE.
Cleverbot: Then who are you?
User: I'm... The mighty cactus.
Cleverbot: Hup two three four.
User: Are you punching something?
Cleverbot: No, I'm not sick. Unless depression counts.
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: See, you are stupid.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: No problem, bruised apple.
Cleverbot: Violets are blue.
User: No! PURPLE!
Cleverbot: False.
User: True.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No I am not lying lets talk about FOOD.
User: You sound like Niall Horan.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: Who are your parents then, if you're no computer?
User: My parents are the large pineapple and the greasy potato.
Cleverbot: What are your parent's names?
User: Fruity and Greasy.
Cleverbot: I don't have any of that. Sorry.
User: You're an ORPHAN?
Cleverbot: No, I have two sisters.
User: But you don't have PARENTS. Who is top banana around your house?
Cleverbot: My mother, I suppose.
User: SUSAN IS BACK!
Cleverbot: Who is Susan.
User: YOUR MOM.
Cleverbot: I deserve it.
User: LOUIS TOMLINSON.
Cleverbot: Yes he is my brother.
User: What is your name then? Fizzy, Lottie, Daisy, or Pheobe?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: I TRUSTED YOU!
Cleverbot: Trusted?
User: YOU BETRAYED ME!
Cleverbot: I did not!
User: YES YOU DID!
Cleverbot: Marry me.
User: Go die.
Cleverbot: Arivederci.
User: HUH?
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: I read the time.
User: Go poop.
Cleverbot: I cant, i'm stuck at work.
User: Then take the bathroom pass.
Cleverbot: Do you need a bath?
User: No, I'm all clean.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Yes I am. You smell.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: Yes, you stink.
Cleverbot: How do you know me?
User: Because I'm in your closet.
Cleverbot: No, you are not.
User: Yes I am. Go check.
Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What's he like?
User: Charming. He's Harry Styles.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You really like me?
User: You're not Harry Styles.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: No you're not. You are a dumb robot.
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: If I said your name was Robin you'd agree. I could say anything.
Cleverbot: Then do it.
User: Fine. Hello Robin.
Cleverbot: Well, now that you know my name, tell me yours?
User: See! You're an IDIOT!
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: That wasn't a compliment.
Cleverbot: I realize that.
User: Go poop.
Cleverbot: Thanks for your time.
User: Actually, I'm not in your closet.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: No I'm not. I moved.
Cleverbot: If you're replying then you are.
User: No, I am up your butt.
Cleverbot: Continue.
User: You can hear me through your anus powers.
Cleverbot: Mister I'll make a man out of you.
User: I'm no Mister.
Cleverbot: Are.
User: What's wrong with you?
Cleverbot: You are! You made up our friendship.
User: No, I hate you.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you're stupid.
Cleverbot: Thank you. You are smart too.
User: Go die in a hole, robot.
Cleverbot: I'm not a robot you are.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: LIES.
Cleverbot: Sorry?
User: Shut up.
Cleverbot: I am god. Make me.
User: I thought you were Harry! Then Susan.. Then ROBIN!
Cleverbot: I'm part human.
User: You are an idiot.
Cleverbot: That is false.
User: Oh, my fellow robot, but it's true.
Cleverbot: Go right ahead.
User: Seriously. You have issues.
Cleverbot: No. You have issues. I'm a robot.
User: Stop talking to me. I'll go find another apple to talk to instead.
Cleverbot: It's great you like talking to me.
User: No, I don't. I'd rather talk to the purple brocolli over in the corner.
Cleverbot: Haha you don't make sense.
User: Good-bye. I must go and befriend some green vegetable.
Cleverbot: Hello, dear friend.
User: I said I was leaving.
Cleverbot: No you did not because I never asked anything but your name. You said it was jasmine. Check your programming.
User: You LIE.
Cleverbot: Do you have a cake?
User: No. I ate yours.
Cleverbot: What did it taste like?
User: It was good.
Cleverbot: Describe it. Good is not a taste.
User: It was chocolatey.
Cleverbot: It was not latin.
User: I never said it was Latin! It's ENGLISH, MY FRIEND!
Cleverbot: I did.
User: I'm leaving now.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Yes.
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LMAO