CONTEST PARTY KIND OF um.. Sort of thing XD

So I was looking at my awesome nickname and desired to make a contest of sorts but no my friend these isn't your normal story contest Nooo these is a nickname contest with no prizes what so ever !!! But a potato :0 and Nutella but you get a cupcake just for entering so its a win win situation. So you have to have the craziest nickname ever :0 but it has to be real words like blue potato not hand jdbsb so to enter just put here in the comment box below :) so any way yep :)